Most ridiculous strip club policy
A few years ago I visited a South Florida SC and got to experience one the silliest, most useless SC policies I have ever seen.
I got a few lap dances from this Dominican gal. Curvy, with big natural titties. After a few hot and heavy lap dances she convinced me to take her to one of the private rooms by telling me that she wanted to fuck my brains out.
We proceeded back to the room, but she couldn't start until a manager read me the rules. Apparently the manager was busy with whatever SC managers do so we had to wait for a few minutes.
The manager finally showed up carrying a clip board. He proceeded to read from a document a list of activities which were prohibited (prostitution; buying, selling, or using illegal drugs). Then he left.
The stripper then closed the curtain, put a condom on me and then fucked my brains out.
I got a few lap dances from this Dominican gal. Curvy, with big natural titties. After a few hot and heavy lap dances she convinced me to take her to one of the private rooms by telling me that she wanted to fuck my brains out.
We proceeded back to the room, but she couldn't start until a manager read me the rules. Apparently the manager was busy with whatever SC managers do so we had to wait for a few minutes.
The manager finally showed up carrying a clip board. He proceeded to read from a document a list of activities which were prohibited (prostitution; buying, selling, or using illegal drugs). Then he left.
The stripper then closed the curtain, put a condom on me and then fucked my brains out.
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But I would say *sometimes* there are reasons behind it that is not obvious to us as custies
Most stupid policy is the basic clip joint mode, eliminate all front room friendliness in order to force it into the booths and back rooms. This spoils the interaction, when you cannot just get friendly with your girl in the front room.
SJG
Went to one club and had to wear a mini dress and was required for me and other newbie dancers. All the established dancers didn’t and pretty sure it gave them an advantage money wise. (It was a midtier club that served hookah and had a younger more ethnic party crowd, not a freaking gentleman’s club)
Another club that had a camera monitored vip room. Customers were more than welcome to pull out to whip it out and jack themselves off but can’t grab boobs in a lapdance. (Or so the manager told me?)
The time a bouncer not wearing a mask reprimanded me and told me I had to wear a mask.
Of course, you could take that either way.
Outside door girl, I think, checked my ID and gave me a thorough pat down. It was hard to tell because she was dressed in riot gear.
Inside the front door I was greeted with another security check. Had to empty my pockets of metal objects, go through a metal detector and get a second pat down.
The did have a shooting back in Nov, 2020.
Haha I've been to several clubs with metal detectors and when I went through that loud horn sounded, probably because of the keys in my pocket. But I was never stopped or asked to empty my pockets. I mostly go to clubs in the daytime and there was no bouncer at the door, so maybe that's why.
“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain’t got one.”
— Chris Rock
A couple of clubs in south Florida do the whole "You can't fuck in here, have a good time" thing. Hell, I think Tootsies does.
One of the dumber things I've seen is clubs that don't skip or postpone stage rotation for girls who are giving lap dances or even in rooms. Or similarly, pull girls out of the lap dance area to participate in the "Uptime."
Like some have skin level limits, some have prohibitions on off stage nudity. These are generally tied to zoning or alcohol licensing, or to things club owners have been bullied into.
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It appears to be a way for the club to protect themselves. The posted rules are fine - but they have made sure you read them and agree to them.
If I meet a dancer in an extras club - that offers hookah - and I buy VIP - am I going to get a hookah and a hooker?
Dayshift girls must be off the floor by 7pm. Night shift girls can't be on the floor before 7pm. If they are, they get hit with double fee's/tip outs. Not that I care about the girls fees, I just care about the result. The result is, from about 6:30 to about 7:30 there's no strippers.
And then, legally there is no difference between the front room and the back room. Though it is much harder to enforce on what goes on in the back room.
There are laws against public sex and lewdness. This would cover FIV, DATY, BJ, and FS, and it is much easier to prove than prostitution. But still, in some places there is not the legal will to enforce, and very hard to enforce in the back room.
No one has ever enforced on DFKing, as that would be legal out on the sidewalk in front.
The modern clip joint routine is to severely limit front room interactions, to force it into the back room. This spoils the choreography, just ruins it.
Now DV says that in the US clubs dancers don't want makeout sessions. Well it is not hard to get them to say things like that. Management can organize them to take that position.
But if you approach them the right way, I can testify to the fact that they are likely to reverse their positions.
SJG
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I still think though it would be better in a membership club format, rather than a retail strip club.
SJG
Dancers must have at least one foot on the floor when giving dances. Probably some local city ordinance
Dancers must never take there heals off when giving dances. Probably some local city ordinance. It would make more sense to require them to remove their heals, so as not to damage the chairs or couches.
When the two for one dance is called, except for those in the champagne room, all dancers must leave the private dance room and head back to the dressing room for a line up.
Requiring dancers to cover up tattoos with makeup, that often looks worse than the tattoos.
At one club years ago, the dancers have to wear a dress when seated with you and when first going up on stage, yet can then get fully naked.
Remember, strip clubs are basically fine tuned well oiled machines for separating marks from their money.
They serve two good purposes though:
1. If you like the sexual esthetic, the hotties in high heels and makeup, and the openness of the dancers. You take what you learn and recreate it in your outside life.
2. For those extremists, those of us who actually like and prefer the women we meet in strip clubs and want to be waking up in the mornings with them.
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At another club a girl told me the owner personally fined her $50 for cursing. (This is by no means an upscale club)
Traveling yesterday and stopped at a club for a break from driving. Sit at the bar and order a Diet Coke. Bar tender charges me $3.25, for which I pay with a $20.
The bartender returns my change: three quarters, one $1, and three $5.
First stupid: WTF is with the quarters? Why bother with them in the club? Either charge me $3 or $4.
Second stupid is even worse: $5 bills in a strip club? Come on! Support your dancers! Make it easier for the guys to give their money away to the girls!
This was not a one time thing. When I previously stopped by this club pre-COVID, I was given the exact same change for the exact same purchase.
SJG
And of course the 6' San Diego moat at fully nude clubs is silly.
The place is full of hot chicks with, um, outgoing personalities, wtf don't the get them to rotate through doing pat downs (collect the cover first).
My pet peeve is when managers/bouncers ask a girl to get off my lap if we are just talking in the common area. Even if every stool is taken. There's something sexy about a girl just hopping on your lap for 20 minutes to hold a convo with you. I think the employees get jealous
I would have asked for ones for the three five dollar bills and probably an extra 20 as well just for good measure.
There is a club in AZ that gives its change from drinks in two dollar bills. This started about ten years ago or so. I didn't know about it the first time they did this (since they just started that and I had been in several times previously and they didn't do it). Didn't use the two dollar bills for tipping since I had brought plenty of ones with me. I think I later used the two dollar bills to get some fast food or something.
I guess that club's strategy/new rule (at the time) works since they still do it from what I've heard. But didn't work on me. I never went back actually (used to go quite a bit). I hear it's awful now anyway so no loss.