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Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Late Night Party House

Went around 11pm on Saturday night. $5 valet parking, $20 cover to get in. Once inside, small bar to the right, second small bar to the left, up a couple of steps, in the back.…

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The Story About The Autistic Escort

Very weird article. Why are people always trying to put themselves in a box? (sarcasm) https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/autistic-sex-worker-masking-130000392.html

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Orchid is wilted. & so was I.

I was in the mood for some women this week, so I gave this place a shot Monday night (typical $5 fair cover) and Thursday early daytime again. Sadly, I only stayed for…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Too much money for only private dances

I drove down to Mons Venus on a Tuesday night, around 9pm. Entrance cost $22, and then $5 for a required drink. When I showed, the club was entirely empty except for a dancer sitting…

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Strip club giving Covid shots.

I think it's a shame that people have to be bribed to do what is good for them but glad that people are offering the bribes. Larry Flynt's Hustler Club on Bourbon Street is set to become a Covid vaccination…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

A Foxy Lady Brockton by any other name still smells as sweet.

This club just opened Wednesday -- it is now open Wed. through Sun., 3 p.m. until 1 or 2. The name has changed (used to be Foxy Lady, Brockton), but nothing else. Even the food…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Where are the fitness girls?

So first visit since COVID-19. I'm vaccinated and was ready to return to a place I found to be good to great during the afternoon in the past. First, I have a specific type: Like the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

DOA

I have to say after this visit there will never be a reason for another. Got off work early, wanted to stop in grab a beer and relax. From the second I pulled in I should…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Need a talent upgrade

Stopped by Clancy's around 7. Found parking on the street about a block from the bar. Residential area. Went in front door with my mask on. First visit here since before pandemic. All the bar…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

If You Thought It was Expensive Before Covid…

I recently visited Mons on a Thursday night. I hadn’t been to this club in over 2 years and wanted to check out the changes they made since Covid. I arrived at the club a…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Not bad, but not great

I was in the area and decided to stop in for an afternoon visit around 4:30. Admission was free. It was pretty empty, a couple girls and 5-6 customers around the bar. The place isn't…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First club visit since march 2020

After finally getting vaccinated and actually having an excuse to be out of the house (not so easy in this work from home, minimal shopping and socializing era) I decided to pay a visit to…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Hypocrites and inconsistent with hiring standards

Several years ago (way before pre-covid), I went to this club to see if I could land a gig here (get it? Hehe). At that point in time, I was a quite bigger than I’m now (two sizes larger…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

4 Girls for fun! 😁

This was earlier this month. Real quick description of the joint. Very small dive bar. As soon as you walk there’s a pool table. No bar-side sitting. So there’s about maybe about 5-6…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Glad to be out at all, better day shift than imperial

I hit both imperial and Sahara in the last month and I think I prefer Sahara. Small place, typical checkin. Weekday cover was 10 and another 10 for a 1 drink minimum. There were 10…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Decent night, much better the first time

I was at the Flats for a wrestling show, and decided to go to Diamonds afterward. I took the shuttle bus from the Odeon. I had went there once and had a blast, so I…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

first time at BF

Was in south side of KC on business and didn't feel like driving into KC. AS mentioned , this is out of the way , in fact it is a building by itself along…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First time back in quite awhile and had a decent time...

I haven't been to clubs in quite awhile so I thought I'd give an old favorite a shot. 10 dollar cover, temp check and hand sanitizer before entering. The sanitizer had a strange…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Post COVID Draft Night

There is a lot of post about this club so let me offer a post COVID review. First the club is open and operating as usual. For anyone who doesn’t understand how this place works…

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Not your ordinary adult book store.

https://www.tokyovalentino.com/special-events-tickets.html

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Struck Out Every Batter in Lineup

My last visit was much better. It has been a 9 month hiatus and I was determined to really try to find someone I could throw some serious cash at for potential multiple VIPs. Arrived Thursday…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

best club within 20 miles

Been back here several times since my last review and got to see naked women on most of the trips. Not a whole lot has changed, they did at some point get rid of a…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Beautiful women despite covid restrictions

Visited on a Tuesday evening, $10 cover before 10pm. Really clean place with enough space to hang out. The security will pay you down & have a metal detector checking each patron. After being allowed entry…

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A Bear Shits in the Woods

Alternate title: Crazy Joe's bear http://www.imagebam.com/image/40332e522052404

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Seems like a run of the mill day.

After a disappointing visit to Lucky Corner I stopped in at CW's. it was about 3:30 in the late afternoon.haven't been here since before the Covid stuff started) The back parking ot was full…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice small club

My first time here. Arrived at 1pm to check it out. Parking was free. Bouncer was not at the door when I walked in so I slipped quickly through without a check or a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Sins is more or less how I remember it pre covid

Friday evening, around 6:30, I went there after not finding a parking space at Wackos. Kind of a dangerous entrance in rush hour since I had to cross traffic and there is no turning lane.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Great VIP

Went to Jen's early on a Friday evening. This was the second time I had been there. The first time was over a couple years ago, and I remembered the beer being cold, the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First Visit After In Year

Now that I’m fully vaccinated for COVID, I stopped at the Landing Strip Friday at about 6:30 after a year’s absence. The biggest change was the $20 cover charge which was a bit of…

Politics

Oh no he didn’t...

https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/85099-truth-bomb-warning-black-man-spits-some-hard-truth-about-george-floyd Keepin it real

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Recon During COVID

We stopped by PIAS early on a recent Friday afternoon, mostly because we were curious why the parking lot had so many cars during these COVID times. We had been here before the pandemic on…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Back at GGC

Surprised to see no recent reviews but the GGC is back open as many of the Baltimore clubs are. It probably shouldn't be a surprise that the vibe is very similar to pre pandemic. This spot…

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NFL Draft weekend

The NFL draft live from beautiful downtown Cleveland starts tonight and continues with rounds 2 and 3 Friday night and finishes up Saturday afternoon. The weather was perfect most of the week, highs in the 80s Tuesday and Wednesday and…

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Jackson MS 2AMer.

JACKSON, Miss. — Police are investigating a fatal shooting at a Jackson strip club. A 28-year-old man was shot and killed about 4:20 a.m. Thursday in the 900 block of South West Street, according to Public Information Officer Sam Brown. Investigators were…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Was surprisingly packed like pre covid times.

I went in around 10pm after an evening hanging out in north beach and the place was surprisingly packed. I guess people are really getting bored and fed up (as I was). Looked exactly like…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Back to NJ for a quickie

Have not been here since summer of 2019 so I was in the area and thought I would give it a try.. I did not recognize any names in the lineup but I went in…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Who doesn't love a nice pink kitten

*Disclaimer: First time reviewing this club. It'll be a long winded review After doing extensive research I decided to take an excursion to this club. Arrived to a moderately filled parking that was being monitored by…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Molly Brown’s on a weeknight during a pandemic….why not

Stopped by Molly Browns around 11pm recently, middle of the week. Cover charge was $20, and went through a metal detector at the entrance, but the guy up front was friendly enough. Inside the club…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

BODY WITH A RECEIPT

in my search of trying to find the best places without going south to 390 and atlantis i decided to try out this local bar. this is a dive joint for sure with mostly latinos…

Politics

Biden's America

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7709 Only in Biden's administration would you have an old bag with purple hair invited to a (limited attendance) Presidential address on Capitol Hill. Ringling Brothers doesn't have elephants anymore, but Congress has purple haired clowns. Go figure.

Tijuana

Border Wait Times

I was in TJ several weeks ago, and the wait time to get back over to The States in the morning was about an hour. Seems like the lines have only gotten worse according to my Border Wait Time App.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Do Me, Then Leave

The parking area is gravel: uneven, full of holes, which are often full of water. The area itself is sketchy, but if you choose to come to a place like Washington Park and a…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Not like it used to be but still a good time for the money.

Finally got my 2nd vaccination shot. Had not been to a strip joint since Jan 2020 in Las Vegas. Had a horrible time at Pleasures in Wichita the week before. Day shift girls working on…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Ready to rock and roll

This place has been described many times, and it doesn't change much. Since Covid, though, some options have been added for patrons to consider. I arrived at about ten on a Saturday. I was a…

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Athletes you tune in to see

I've seen a lot of great pitching, but I don't think anybody's ever seen something like Jacob deGrom right now. This dude throws 100 regularly as a starter and put where he wants, straight dominant as hell. I can't believe…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Killing time before guys trip!

I was in town for a yearly guys weekend and had some extra time so I figured I’d stop by before the partying started .. Walked in before the cover started ( I believe it…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Afternoon at the Landing Strip

I was coming home from the Detroit Airport and decided to stop at the Landing Strip. From the Airport, you take I-94 West and go a few exits to Wayne Rd. Turn…

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TUSCL Culinary Skills

Stuck at home for the past year many of us have gotten creative in the kitchen. We all aren’t as gifted as jackslash but... What’s something new you’ve made that ended up turning out good? For me I never cooked…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Solid joint, nothing out of this world

It had been two years since I visited HB’s due to COVID. For the most part, it seems like the same old place. Great place to go for a good time and cheap drinks,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First visit

Went to the Playhouse on a Wednesday afternoon. Walked in and had to do a temperature check. I ordered a bottle of water and it was 10 dollars. The bar setup has described…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Steamy afternoon at Oasis

This club is located close to the airport and the Automall. Went there after dropping off my friend at the airport. There was plenty of parking and the place felt safe. Masks are required and temperature…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis Dancer

I had a striking little blonde named GiGi dance for me. Decent dances, but this girl is a borderline 9/10. Very blonde. very thin and fit, small boobs and ass. Anyone have any experience with her in VIP?

The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Buffalo, New York

The Body Shop has good hot bodies in there.

I went around 9 pm on a Tuesday. The area seemed to be a little bit sketchy because it is a type of industrial area. They had a parking lot that is not seen from…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I miss the old days

So the good... After a visit at Subi’s this was a dramatic improvement on many fronts. Free parking. No cover, in fact I walked right in there was no one at the door. Leaving though there…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Bait n switch

Drove by and saw a packed parking lot and thought why not drop in? This is one of my old hangouts therefore I was looking forward to a fun visit. $10 entrance fee (used to…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

This is just about all you can expect for now.

It’s been a while since I’ve been here.this is strictly a Day Bar. It looks like they are struggling to keep dancers. Beer is two bucks and Glen the bartender is easy to chat…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Probably not going back...

The place is a dive bar. Kind of an odd layout -- there's a bar where you just walk in and a tiny pole dance 4' circular 'stage' (if you want to call it…

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Detroit questions

I will be in and around Detroit soon for work. I have read reviews of well known clubs and have a few questions for the DTW area regulars. I will be staying near the airport. I don’t mind driving…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better than expected

Overall, pleasantly surprised. First time to Cheerleaders, other reviews had led me to believe it would mostly be low mileage/average looking women. My plan was to pre-game here then head over to PO. Big, relatively discreet…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Good value, not the hottest dancers

Well lit free parking on the south side of the building. PC is in a somewhat sketchy area, but not horrible. $10 cover. Three stage areas and bar to the right.…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Headliners a nice place

Went to Headliners on a Saturday night. $15 cover and it is byob. They have sodas and bottle water. They open at 8 but the girl don't usually come out until 9. Several beautiful…

Tijuana

Tips for a April 30th Friday Morning sortie to HK

I have been to HK a few times. But only on weekends. First time making a Friday morning border crossing and a quick 2 hour visit to HK. Any specific advice regarding this adventure. Am gonna pony up $30 for…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Slowly coming back

Got in early on a Thursday night. They don't do the sketchy name and number collection anymore. They did do a temperature check and quick pat down. There is a dancer list…

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Who Pays For College?

I don’t have any kids so I really don’t have a candle in this debate, but... I have some friends who brought up this debate. Who should pay for college? Is it the individuals responsibility or should it…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

waste of time unless u go at prime time i guess

used to be a regular here but im not sure what happened, whenever I come it's literally the same 5 girls obv still Brazilians and 2 out of the 5 will always be attached at…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Sticky Wax

Visited on Saturday 4/17 late night. Club is very well described just a very large room with high tables on the left side wall and sit down tables throughout around all three stages. I like…

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Help define this common sequence of events

What should we call it when this happens? You ask a dancer for something extra and she's not down for it. Later you find one who is. Then the first dancers catches you entering or leaving the VIP with the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Beautiful club. Hoping for better talent that matches my interest next time.

This was my first visit to Booby Trap since before the pandemic and before the club was rebuilt. I'd been to BT several times including while it was under re-construction. The club itself is beautiful…

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Clubgod

New user..... Rude af when sending messages. Either a stalker of mine or a hater on here trying to act like a new user..... either way no thanks..... Who do you think it is..... Taking bets now...

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An Army major was allegedly drugged and bitten by strippers

A Polish stripper in a Detroit club said to me, "That dancer on stage doesn't like me." I said, "Why do you think that?" The stripper replied, " I saw a bottle of Polish Remover in her purse." https://taskandpurpose.com/news/us-army-officer-poland-obsession/

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Give it a try.

Have been to Lookers several times over the years. I visit North Naples and there is no club closer than Lookers. The parking lot was half full when I arrived at 3pm and…

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Lap Dance Offers End With Woman In Cuffs. Floriduh of course.

Story and photo: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/lap-dance-offer-725930?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Strippers of tuscl we need more data

there was a recent allegation that stripper nicespice is behind the infamous rick animals. being the incredibly generous individual that i am i offered to settle the manner using advanced machine learning alas there is insufficient data available for training so…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decent time and relatively cheap for nude, you get what you pay for

First time visiting, first club in a post pandemic world. The club is pretty small and dingy. Chairs line both walls facing the dance floor. There were 5 small tables with two chairs each that…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Love the spinners

Rainy Saturday, was expecting the club to be packed, but there was almost nobody there, maybe 5 or 6 PLs, plus myself. Went in at 2, out at 4. The club itself has had a…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Friday night, and a Meh evening

I had needed a weekend away, for a little down time, and went to the East Coast of North Carolina.  Friday evening it was a trip to Platinum Club, my first time there. The location…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Saturday at the Lounge

First trip over to Landing Strip lounge last Saturday evening. First order of business is parking, $7 valet and then $20 at the door. Maybe I'm just getting old (30s) but this club is loud. It's…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Scratched the itch

I was feeling a bit antsy so I went out to Beach Girls for the night to kill a couple of hours. There’s a nice gravel road that wasn’t to muddy to drive on since…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Smoke gets in your eyes

This is an update of the last review of this club done several months ago, also done by me. Things have changed enough since then so that review is no longer quite accurate. At that time,…

Politics

Global conspiracy confirmed, advertising industry controlled by sinister forces

Another example of the globalist plot hidden in plain site, but not publicized in most mainstream media, is the World Federation of Advertisers. The WFA is comprised of major advertising agencies which control 90% of global ad buys. Far from…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Slow week day evening

Considering this was the top rated place in Illinois, I gave it a try. Got there on a Tuesday at about 5:00pm. Only two girls working, was hungry so tried the $5 burger and drink…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Cabin fever - Chilly response

With my 2nd shot under my arm I wanted to get out and see some topless ladies, so Trophy Club is the only local spot that meets my needs. Came in around 8:30-9pm, $15 cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

An unexpected encounter

I haven't been to Desires's since before Covid. Mask wearing: nil (fortunately I'm fully vaccinated), Admission: $0, name and phone number for tracing. There is plexiglass all around the stage. You can slide tips under the…

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Can't find a cheap rental car?

U-Haul trucks are unexpectedly getting a new look in Hawaii. While the trucks are usually used for moving, tourists are now renting them because rental car prices have skyrocketed with the rebound of the tourism industry. Covid-19 brought tourism to a halt,…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Diosa

I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y tal…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Pathetic

Here's the current state at RIDolls. Little mask-wearing. Fortunately I'm fully vaccinated at this point, so I stayed. No stage dancing. Three girls stopped by to chat, all of them hefty, all of…

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After 3 Long Years... I'm back.

Met a stripper around this time 3 years ago, married her six months later, now in the process of getting a divorce... She was hiding her real drug problem, I mean we all know strippers have drug problems, unfortunately after three…

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After 3 Long Years... I'm back.

It been a long time. Hooked up with a stripper three years ago, married her, and now pending a divorce https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=423859 A shit ton has changed. Last person I hung out with was Juice in Charlotte. Anyways a lot of catching up…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Do they clone Cubans?

This is my first time ever to this club. I pretty much knew what to expect from the reviews and word of mouth from my buddies. Ipulled into the parking lot at 12:30 on Monday, April…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

My first visit

This was my first visit to this club. I normally only go to Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village, but I needed a change of scene and decided to check this place out. The parking lot…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Great first time at Delilah's Manville. Will be back.

First trip to Delilah's Den in manville and first Delilah's club I've been to. Covid check is standard temp at front counter and mask required when moving around the bar. When your seated you can…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Charleston 2AMer

Police are investigating after two men were shot, one fatally, at a strip club on the upper Charleston peninsula. Officers responded at 8:24 p.m. April 25 to multiple reports of shots fired at 1337 King St. Extension, according to an incident…

Pete's Place

Star Valley, Arizona

New Management, Halfway decent neighborhood bar

Drink prices:local draft from THAT Brewery, $5 No cover charge Dances: $25 one song vip, top on $35 one song vip, topless $125 fifteen minute vip $200 thirty minute vip New hours are W-Su 5pm-2am Honestly, I was impressed. Like most off- highway…

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Male/Female Club

Looking for both male and female club close to Delaware. Any recommendations?

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Your on a date with a stripper...

Nice dinner date. She is gorgeous. And now she starts ordering a little recklessly. And then a lot recklessly. $50 shots, the caviar, lobster, things are getting to point where the food costs more than the pussy. Do you step…

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Rech Forgot To Pay The Internet Bill Again

Carry on.

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Dakota saved this trip from being a waste of time.

Covid restrictions: Temp check at the door and mask required to enter. Once in the building there seems to be little enforcement for customers for the mask. Dancers on the other hand never took them…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

What a Thursday night!

I went on Thursday night for the first time (I was at Norma Jean's and met some attractive customers who are strippers at Jewel Box, so I went with them). I had a hell of…

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What Do You Spend Money On?

Other than strippers, food, mortgage/rent, alimony, bills, etc. what do you spend too much money on? For me it’s bourbon. It’s become an obsession. There’s the bottles I open and drink, and then the bottles I just stare at.…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

The reviews are very true, worth a visit!!

Was in Wisconsin for car show, & decided to try my first MP after seeing other reviews. Not much room in parking lot(several other customers?), but easy to find. Have to wear mask to enter…

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Huge Fight Breaks Out Miami Int. Airport

https://www.yahoo.com/news/large-fight-breaks-miami-international-014512370.html I bet they got into a fight with who gets to sit next to twentyfive on the flight.

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Best brand of dress shorts 4 laps ??

Any why

Politics

OT: BLM Activists Protest Police Shooting, Leave After Learning Man Was White

Black Lives Matter activists in Minnesota reportedly stopped protesting a fatal police shooting after learning that the man involved in the incident was a white carjacking suspect. According to a report from the New York Post, dozens of BLM protesters demonstrated…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

Tuesday night boredom at Sensations.

Well after checking out the Hippo place, I had to see what the other option was nearby. I headed up knowing it was an off night but still wanted to check it out. I arrived…

Tijuana

Border Crossing Information

Crossed two weeks ago. Got a 180-day pass. No questions asked. $30. Crossed Saturday, walking on the Mexican side. Agent briefly inspected the visa and passport and waived me through without comments or questions. Crossing back to the USA about…

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Career move - What's right for this PL?

I have a career decision to make this week. What's the right move, from a club goer perspective? (That is, if we can just get through this whole pandemic, I'll be back at clubs.) Today, I do alright financially heading up a…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Greedy club, Generous dancers

This was my first outing since The Before Times, so I was both eager and apprehensive. The club is a bar pretending to be a restaurant. When I ordered my drink, the waitress said,…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

The Cuban Invasion Hits DD's - Clearwater

I had a date with a new Sugar Babe cancel on me at the last minute. Since I was already in the mood, I thought I would go check out DD's.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Saturday Afternoon

Visit was from 2:45 to 5:15 on a Saturday afternoon. Nothing has changed on parking/entry/layout since my earlier review except: Valet parking seems to be set up and there is a sign for $20.…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum

Came to Platinum on a Friday late afternoon, it was around 4pm. Parking was $20, entry was $10. Standard pat down upon entry. The club has been closed for about a month.…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Another trip

I was in town running some errands and figured I would stop by since Illinois was open and see how covid life is going. I arrived about 2:30 to half dozen or so cars…

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Why Valet service?

Forgive me if this is one of the TUSCL topics that's been rehashed over the years. Why do clubs insist on valet service? Why not just charge customers to park in your lot? I'm totally fine with coughing up the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The best option in NJ unless you're looking for extras

I've been going to GGR for many years and it is nice to see that some things don't change... Other than the lack of high-mileage VIP, this is the best experience and the biggest bang…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Post pandemic opening, fewer girls

It's been a couple of years since I've reviewed this club so I thought I'd post an updated review with details about their pandemic protocols. They now close at midnight (last call is at 11pm) and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Disappointing Visits

Made a few Friday afternoon visits over the last month+. All visits Friday between 3-7. Location. TMC is located on Yonkers RD which is being renovated. Only one way traffic, be aware. There was a sign…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Pleasantly surprised on a Saturday night

Hanging out with my friend last night we were raring to go see some T&A but with Smiles closed and Lace a good 45 minutes south of us I mentioned to him Blue Moon. He…

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Opinions on open dances?

Theres a place close to me that apparently is a nice club but only offers open dances with no privacy. If you're not looking for extras are open dances really that bad. Is there usually full contact in open dance…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Saturday Night SausageFest (with Spouses)

This was my first strip club visit in 6 months, coming on a Saturday night while after conducting some car-related activities around Harrisburg. Doesn’t seem like I missed much, at least considering where I…

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Sexiest. Overbite. Ever.

as a space geneious it is my duty to inform u non phil pholks of important trends and even to begin trends in a wise manner. sometimes it goes wrong. for example my pappy started the trend of everybody wearing…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Jazz

Here are the essentials Parking spaces are ample but parking lot has multiple pit hole. Since covid you have or enter through the kitchen door and then exit through another door on the opposite site. Did not get…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

covid makes things weird, but not bad weird

Main floor had two poles, a main and a secondary. There were ~10 clumps of tables&chairs around the main pole, with a rope set back ~2 feet from the stage to keep people from getting…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Quick vacation in SC

Recently on a quick trip down to South Carolina I had a bit of extra time on my hands and wandered into Lust. This was my second trip here (last time was pre-covid at least…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Poor experience overall

I parked my ca on the roadside. It was around 7:00 PM. I had called before going there and they said they have minimum one bottle policy after 8:00 PM and from what I heard…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Saturday morning fun at Shimmers

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Thirsty Thursday

Finally back at the Cricket! Seemed liked old times on a Thursday at 5pm with 5-6 ladies working and about 10 guys. Everyone had masks on when they came in, then pretty…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

First Time at Ladies

So this place is not like your typical Gentlemens club. There is no alcohol, and there also is no open stage area. It is in the district next to the railway tracks. There is no…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not yet ready for prime time....

Weak return to business, with a changed format. No lap dances. Pointless and expensive VIP, though I didn't bother wasting the money on it, relying on the dancer's description (and another reviewer's opinion on another…

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UFC 261

Nasty leg break! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMd2QijMkc8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0CpKvC8Jxo

Politics

It's ONLY been a YEAR

Is the "woke" Portland mayor finally awake? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/portland-mayor-says-it-s-time-take-our-city-back-from-violent-mob/ar-BB1g0Sl5?ocid=msedgntp

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Time for a Break

(Location, Layout, Food/Drinks have not changed) Composite of two visits. I went Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon. LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Same Old Song & Dance

Now that everything is open again, I decided to do one of my semi-annual jaunts to CC's in Tempe/Guadalupe and see if anything had changed since my last visits. CC's is located on Baseline Road…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Frat Party? WTF?

I got to the club about 1:00. There were about 15 guys and 12-15 dancers. All white or light Hispanic. There were a couple of 8's and 6's but I would give most a 7. No…

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Waterloo 1amer

https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/0ZR6zCfn?s=a99&pd=06aknFIG Can't imagine there is anything worth getting stabbed over in that club.

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Crazy Horse lives up to it's name

Drunk man wrestles with Crazy Horse bouncer, shatters glass door -- then apologizes https://www.cleveland.com/community/2021/04/drunk-man-wrestles-with-bouncer-shatters-glass-door-then-apologizes-at-crazy-horse-in-brook-park.html

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sinning at Synn

I have been coming to Synn since they re-opened last month. The 1st few weeks weren't anything close to what Synn really is like (as far as dancers who came back). Before this visit, it…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Great club, fun on a Tuesday night

I was here on a Tuesday night around 11pm. Took an Uber so didn't have to pay for parking (there was a guy in front of the door stopping drivers and asking for a parking…

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Have you or would you ever try a "live in FWB"? (Sharing my experience)

PS: I don't mean to offend anyone. I am only asking since you guys give insightful answers. What do I mean? I don't mean a 'live in gf" where the woman and you are in a monogamous relationship. Rather when the woman…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

DO NOT GO. DEAD and a RIPOFF NOW.

Am I really the last person who reviewed this place a couple of years ago? Anyway...let me just say in short, this place is now an utter ripoff. BYOB and I don't remember cost of…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Not the club it used to be

Haven't been to this location in a LONG time, back when it was Hustler. Decided to take a drive after work one day. Arrived around 7:00. Around 10-15 cars or so in the lot, I…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Supply and Demand in Time of the Pandemic

Been a bit since my last visit, so after being double-vaxxed, I thought I would stop in on Friday afternoon. They charge a $10 cover charge after 6 p.m. on Friday/Saturday evenings. I brought my…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Good time, would go again

Place: This club is located right in the middle of what seems to be downtown. Parked in a nearby lot that seemed to be open for the weekend. Expect some trouble finding parking. This club…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Scarlett's was 🔥 ON FIRE

Club parking lot is lit like an airport. Arrived around 9 pm.about 20 cars in lot. $10 cover and a frisk at the door. Guy was cute but not my type. Big club, DJ booth…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls - Wednesday Day Shift

Visited on a Wednesday Afternoon. $3 day cover to get in. Their is an ice chest with scantily clad waitress right as you walk in offering beers. The price for beer and drinks, like the…

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It is never too late to get your rick on

True ricks are both born and made, but many of you will be able to achieve a certain level of rickness in your lives. It is never too late. Just think: Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search…

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Woman pleads guilty in DUI case that killed 3 young soccer players

Drunk strippers shouldn't drive https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article250883164.html

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Sabrina Sabrok

Does Sabrina sabrok work here?

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Vegas strip clubs

Which are the best clubs to have extra fun in the vip rooms. Or what clubs turn a blind eye.