I’m not going to address the issue of troll demanding excessive tips. I mean really...trolls wantin’ more cash is in troll DNA.
But askin’ you damn dirty apes to wash your hands is hardly unreasonable. I don’t want to suck on titties that have been exposed to dirty ape paws. Let’s do a quick survey of the perverts: does anybody here want to suck on contaminated titties?
Here’s some advice: use soap and recite Lady Macbeth’s most famous speech as you was your hands and you will cast the filth out. Assuming you’re a normal ape. If you’re the feces-flingin’ kinda ape it may take longer. ROAR!!!
Damn hairless apes constantly criticizing us vultures as dirty because we like to dine on the road kill. But they don’t even want to wash their own hands. Whiskey tango foxtrot? Squawk!!!
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I’m not going to address the issue of troll demanding excessive tips. I mean really...trolls wantin’ more cash is in troll DNA.
But askin’ you damn dirty apes to wash your hands is hardly unreasonable. I don’t want to suck on titties that have been exposed to dirty ape paws. Let’s do a quick survey of the perverts: does anybody here want to suck on contaminated titties?
Here’s some advice: use soap and recite Lady Macbeth’s most famous speech as you was your hands and you will cast the filth out. Assuming you’re a normal ape. If you’re the feces-flingin’ kinda ape it may take longer. ROAR!!!
Damn hairless apes constantly criticizing us vultures as dirty because we like to dine on the road kill. But they don’t even want to wash their own hands. Whiskey tango foxtrot? Squawk!!!