Strippermuda Triangle / Floriduh
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Currently in Floriduh.
Somewhere between Twentyfive, Gammanu95 and Rick Dugan. Also known as “the Strippermuda Triangle.”
Somewhere between Twentyfive, Gammanu95 and Rick Dugan. Also known as “the Strippermuda Triangle.”
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Daytona lies on the eastern leg... not bad.
Pasco/Hernando/Tampa Metro lies on the western leg - fucking spoiled for choice.
I look forward to the reviews.
In that general area there are very few places where you are more than 40 minutes from a shoreline in one direction or another, where the good clubs tend to be. But metro Orlando offers the added complications of heavier traffic (by FL standards, lol) and never-ending road construction. Good luck I suppose. If I'm right then Daytona would likely be your best bet, but that's further than I would personally be willing to drive round-trip for a single club night.
Tampa is pretty rough, too, and recent reviews have not been promising for those clubs.
Orlando is actually the worst. Because you have drivers from all over the globe, on unfamiliar rental cars on unfamiliar roads, with screaming kids and pissed off in-laws in the back seat. I refuse meetings there from November-February. Inhave spent far too many hours in standstill traffic. Hurricane evac there is pretty bad too (like Irma).
If you are in Orlando, head out to Daytona Beach. That traffic isn't too bad, and the clubs might be worth the trip.
Marco is beautiful, though. Bring your wife to 3rd and 5th streets in Naples for some find dining, if you can.
Agreed on all fronts, except that Fort Meyers is about an hour away, but IMO that's still too far to hike roundtrip for a club. Also agree that Marco Island is beautiful - I used to vacation there when I still lived in the NE.
Shailynn, you're at a beautiful beach resort with your wife and you're thinking about strippers? How about get her drunk, take her to buy a few sex toys if you need to spice things up and then have some sloppy farmyard sex with her. Maybe do some ridiculous things with her that you're not supposed to be doing on the beach. Break it all up with plenty of pool time - and more cocktails of course. The next day, rinse, repeat.
Been coming down to the Naples area since I was a tween in the 80s. My grandparents moved down here then (passed away several years ago) and I’ve been coming down ever since.
Was on 5th ave last night. Always joke I feel pretty prissy, then I come to Naples and park my rental car next to 4 Bentleys and realize, well I’m just poor when it comes to Naples standards!
The pools can be filled with older leathery folks! Lol!
ms sally ryder felt so much better when i told her lez out in the zero g environment and that could be u. well except for the lezzing out stuff unless u want to hire a young woman for ur wife
as usual your welcome for my space geneious advice