Grade A entertainment value, but not cheap

Scarletts, not sure how to even begin. The club plays really good music and the strippers are literally cirque du Soleil trained and can do ridiculous acrobatics. Being a Miami club it is of course fully nude and the ladies are not afraid to introduce you to the goods. Everything is on the menu for a price, but some of the women are outrageous in the asking fees and you need to simply say no. You want your dollar to go further you need to be going to a different club. Having multiple stages gives you options but it was clear on the night I went that there was a lineup for some of the more in-demand women. The mixture was pretty split evenly between white, cuban, and black - there was something for everyone, but it was slightly tilted towards the Cuban side.

I met a girl named Sparkles who didn't speak a word of English and it took every bone in my body to remember enough Spanish to ask her for a lapdance. Was so-so and would not repeat with her but maybe I just caught her on an off night. She had just gotten in from the Dominican Republic and was trying to make some extra cash, but once the topic of extras was brought up she wanted about 3x the going rate... Pro tip - dress good enough to get in the club but dress down like you can't afford anything to get the dancers to give you a more reasonable price. All in all the entertainment value was a 10 but if you want more than what you see you need to go somewhere else unless you are ready to burn some money.