Akron Odyssey

I am writing a review of Lusty's, but it is basically a review of the state of Akron clubs, which is bad. Really bad. I mean, you can get the job done, but it really isn't a good job to get done in the end.

I got here early evening, walked in and up to the bar, and before I could order a beer I get an offer from a girl with a "unique" name and she says she will buy me a beer if I get a dance. Ummm, okay I guess, weird trade at $5 a dance at the bar. Well, then the hard press goes on, very handsy which is nice, but then the press for the VIP comes on. I won't go into details, but if you want the details feel free to DM me and I will let you know. Just know this person, who also happens to be pregnant, is a ROB and you have to be forceful to just not let it happen. My advice is to just say no right away.

I got a couple dances from a decent WOC with a thick but firm body, but they were simple ass grinds, no stick shifting or anything. And after my first encounter I decided to head out and check out some of the other clubs. I am not going to review the other clubs under their headings since not a lot happened and I don't want desertscrub to tell my my reviews there were lame, because frankly they would be. But I will do it here, so flame away: