How I budget for for the ladies.
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Pretty simple really. I add up the cost of all my expenditures. The cost of uber to and fro, the expected amount of money I'm spending on women (this includes drinks, tips, VIPs, otcs, LD, etc abcs... ) and round it up to the nearest $100. Then I wait till I have 10x that amount of disposable income before I leave to have fun.
Not sure why I'm posting this, but i thought it'd be an interesting convo. Plus my millionaire lifestyle took a turn so budgeting is important to me all of a sudden. *sigh*
Not sure why I'm posting this, but i thought it'd be an interesting convo. Plus my millionaire lifestyle took a turn so budgeting is important to me all of a sudden. *sigh*
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Any time I have more than $300 in my pocket, it's time for either a club trip, or to see if any of my stripper friends want to fuck instead of going to work. The latter only really works on slow weekdays, though $500 did once convince one to spend most of a Friday night with me. She had to leave at 4 to pick up her kids from the sitter, but she said she wasn't up to dealing with the "assholes who have been showing up lately." And since apparently "old, fat, and ugly" beats "asshole" she decided that hanging with me was the better deal.
My regular paycheck gets split 75%/25% between my regular checking account to cover bills and regular expenses and my savings account.
I used to get a separate check for mileage and per diem for my business trips that went into that hobby fund account as well, but since my company realized 99% of the stuff I traveled for could be done via MS Teams for free they have limited my travel budget significantly. Damned Covid ruined everything.
So, no, I don't budget for clubs; but sometimes I forget to hit the ATM beforehand.
For your information @scrubscaratacarwash...no I won't prove anything because I'm too cool for school broski...take that!
I'd tell you to suck my nagledanglers facetiously, but you probably would.
@whoody damn whoopty, where you work getting bonus checks like that? HOw don't you spend it all on blow and hookers every week? lol don't let me get $100M in my hands haha. FUCK COVID WHOOOO!