Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Wasted an hour Monday afternoon. Not recommended (at least for now).

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Jun 22, 2021, 11:56 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

(moving the review to the correct spot - originally posted under Pandora, but it is for Kittens)

First visit post-COVID to this club. They are definitely still recovering. They seem to have lost whatever hot dancers they had on the day shift (e.g. Brie, Princess) and turned up the bullshit.

If you haven't been here before - they have two stages, normally only one is going during the day. Looks and feels like a dive bar inside. Horrible furniture and ambiance. Can't sit by the stages (it's not a COVID thing, it's specific to this club). It's not a "make it rain" club, more of a private dance club. They have two private dance areas in the back. One is somewhat open (large chairs to give you a decent amount of privacy) where you do lap dances. Prices vary and depend largely on a girl. I've had dances quoted to me between $20 (rare) to $45 per dance. Most girls ask $30 or $40 (seems like the older resident strippers are trying to push $40). Many will do 3/$100. Some will negotiate. I get just the dances but I hear other options are available. Don't ask as I don't partake. There are also private VIP rooms that your rent and pay a house fee ($50/15 minutes, $100/half hour, etc.) before you go in. On top of that you negotiate a fee with the girl (which you should pay the girl after you get your dances, if she asks for the money upfront big ROB red flag). The prices for that are all over the map and you better know the girl before you commit. I'd say figure on $100-$200 for 15 minutes (to the girl on top of the house fee). I tried it once but mostly I just stay in the lap dance area. Had some nice dances from hot chicks as cheap as $25/$30 per dance, even though many push $40/dance as I mentioned. Be ready to get attacked by a bunch of rude pushy strippers as soon as you sit down. Not surprisingly most of the good experiences I had were where I actually asked the attractive and not nearly as obnoxious dancer myself after her stage. If you are shy you might not get the best talent. Oh year, restroom is to the left as soon as you walk in. It's decent enough (considering the place).

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Wasted an hour Monday afternoon. Not recommended (at least for now).