5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Where are the dancers?

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runswitrice
Jun 30, 2021, 6:52 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I went to the club at 9pm on a Sunday. Based on previous reviews I knew it would be hit or miss. This night was by far a miss. I entered the club and did not have to pay a cover. The bar is a long rectangular shape, behind the bar is a pole where the dancers perform. When I came in no one was dancing. There was a large older Latina sitting next to the bathroom but I couldn't tell if she was a dancer. The bartender approached me and asked me what I wanted and ordered a Heineken ($9). After a few sips the large Latina came over and started to give me a back massage. The massage was pretty good, she offered a dance in the back but I declined. I am not very picky when it comes to women but she was bottom of the barrel, 5'0, 180 lbs and had a mustache that you could see in the dark. I tipped her $5 and told her thank you. There were 5 patrons (including me) in the club and 3 dancers. A younger female (POC) came out of the back to dance and she looked more of my speed. I tipped her while she was on stage but I was so turned off by the lack of talent in this place I didn't want to waste my time or money here, she didn't take any of her clothes off either.

Overall this is a place I wouldn't comeback to. I am not sure the quality of Brazilians that previous reviews spoke about, but they were not there this Sunday night. Once again I don't expect models to be working at this place but I am not into old women with facial hair. The club is clean and the drinks are fairly priced but since I do most of my strip club visits in Philly and South Jersey I expected a different variety of talent. The neighborhood of Paterson is hit or miss so parking is an area of concern.

Let me know if it was just an off day coming in on a Sunday. What is the best time to go to this club?

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Where are the dancers?