It would need a way to sequester the religious zealots and the man-hating feminists (there are other versions of feminism that are wonderful!) who think that sexual activities between consenting adults is the ultimate sin.
Old joke: John dies and goes to see St. Peter. St. Peter says, because you've lived a godly life and loved your neighbors, you may enter into your reward. Zelda, Piper, and Lexi will attend to your every need. You will enjoy their sweet lap dances night and day.
St. Peter continues, Zelda, Piper, and Lexi, because you have lived ungodly lives and have failed to love your neighbors, you will enter into your punishment, giving John sweet lap dances night and day for all eternity.
The PLs would get full nude lapdances for $1 each while the dancers would do bikini dances for $1000 per song! Methinks something my have to give in my vision...😉
There’s a porn video with Breanna Benson and Jenni Lee as angels working some dude who just arrived in heaven. That’s pretty close to my ideal. Both of them are my type.
One ay while walking through Heaven Jesus sees Saint peter who is motioning him over with a sense of urgency. When Jesus gets there Saint Peter asks him to watch the pearly gates because he needs to use the bathroom. Jesus doesn't really want to so he balks and says I have no idea what to do. Saint Peter says its easy, just ask them their name, see if they are on the list, and if they are let them in and check off their name. If they aren't on the list send them away. Jesus who really doesn't want to help then says, hey what if they don't know their name? Saint Peter says: you're a smart guy, ask them some questions, figure it out, but I gotta go. He then takes off running.
Jesus sits down and at first everything goes ok. The first 5 people come in, give their name, they're on the list, so he checks them off and lets them in. An old man then shows up and when asked his name, replies that he is so old that he can no longer remember. Jesus, remembering what Saint Peter said decides he'll ask the old man about his life and figure it out. He tells the old man this and the old man responds that he knows very little about his life other than he had had a son. That he was a wonderful boy and because I love people so much I gave the people my son as a gift. he then says that when he thinks of his son he is reminded of wood, but that he doesn't know why.
Jesus, thinking of the man's good son and wood, then realizes who this old man who gave his son to all the people and leaps from his seat exclaiming: Father!!!! With tears in his eyes the old man responds: Pinocchio!!!!
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Out of this world.
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Even the sweetest PAWG would be light on your lap.
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Nipples would be your favorite flavors.
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It would need a way to sequester the religious zealots and the man-hating feminists (there are other versions of feminism that are wonderful!) who think that sexual activities between consenting adults is the ultimate sin.
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Extras are standard, all the dancers are hot, no bouncers and everything is free!!!
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Every strippers stage name would be Angel ...
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Most of us will never find out!
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I wonder if the old adage about good girls going to Heaven and bad girls going everywhere else is true
I guess we’ll find out soon enough
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Old joke: John dies and goes to see St. Peter. St. Peter says, because you've lived a godly life and loved your neighbors, you may enter into your reward. Zelda, Piper, and Lexi will attend to your every need. You will enjoy their sweet lap dances night and day.
St. Peter continues, Zelda, Piper, and Lexi, because you have lived ungodly lives and have failed to love your neighbors, you will enter into your punishment, giving John sweet lap dances night and day for all eternity.
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^^
It's not Zelda, Piper and Lexi's fault their neighbors were too cheap to pay for it!
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Wings = awkward.
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Nipples would pulse slightly with their beating hearts.
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The PLs would get full nude lapdances for $1 each while the dancers would do bikini dances for $1000 per song! Methinks something my have to give in my vision...😉
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It would be the HiLiter as it was six or seven years ago. Lit man.
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No loud mouth DJs.
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Strip clubs in heaven would be terrible. Who wants to go to a club with absolutely no sinning allowed? Why have a strip club without at least lust?
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I believe the words of St Paul might be appropriate. Eye has not seen, ear has not heard, cock has not felt…what God has ready for those who love Him?
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Come on, we’re all going to hell, right ?
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I'd be so disappointed if there was a cover charge. But I'd oddly understand lol
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There’s a porn video with Breanna Benson and Jenni Lee as angels working some dude who just arrived in heaven. That’s pretty close to my ideal. Both of them are my type.
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The strip clubs will be in heaven, but I'll be in hell. So will all the strippers. Works for me.
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As Dale from King of the Hill says, “I hope they have cigarettes in hell.”
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One ay while walking through Heaven Jesus sees Saint peter who is motioning him over with a sense of urgency. When Jesus gets there Saint Peter asks him to watch the pearly gates because he needs to use the bathroom. Jesus doesn't really want to so he balks and says I have no idea what to do. Saint Peter says its easy, just ask them their name, see if they are on the list, and if they are let them in and check off their name. If they aren't on the list send them away. Jesus who really doesn't want to help then says, hey what if they don't know their name? Saint Peter says: you're a smart guy, ask them some questions, figure it out, but I gotta go. He then takes off running.
Jesus sits down and at first everything goes ok. The first 5 people come in, give their name, they're on the list, so he checks them off and lets them in. An old man then shows up and when asked his name, replies that he is so old that he can no longer remember. Jesus, remembering what Saint Peter said decides he'll ask the old man about his life and figure it out. He tells the old man this and the old man responds that he knows very little about his life other than he had had a son. That he was a wonderful boy and because I love people so much I gave the people my son as a gift. he then says that when he thinks of his son he is reminded of wood, but that he doesn't know why.
Jesus, thinking of the man's good son and wood, then realizes who this old man who gave his son to all the people and leaps from his seat exclaiming: Father!!!! With tears in his eyes the old man responds: Pinocchio!!!!
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