Your bi-monthly video of the worlds hottest MILF in not 1, not 2, but THREE bikinis. Xanax'd out and drunk on 3 bottles of Pinot Grigio like usual.
Link includes a video of her swaying back and forth with editing done by a kindergartner.
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Brit Brit In A Bikini
Jul 1, 2021, 5:44 AM
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What is this nonsense you speak of Ishmael? What man would not want their wife/girlfriend to shave their head in public, and always flash the paparazzi underwearless crotch shots every time she gets out of a car? That’s a win-win for everyone involved.
Yucky
Thanks for the Britney pics. I've always liked her looks. If she would only stop singing...
My wife and I were going to see her show in Vegas a few years ago but we opted out. One, I think it would be awkward masturbating in my seat next to my wife and strangers and two all the raviews on the show were bad anyway.
@shailynn: "I think it would be awkward masturbating in my seat next to my wife and strangers"
Don't let that deter you. @skibum doesn't hesitate rubbing one out at Bob Ritchie concerts.
Me likey
Definitely below the line on a Hot Crazy Graph.
Free Britney
Her bod does nothing for me – me being into curvy women I like at least a bit of an hourglass-figure – Brit is supa-straight in the hips – as for me she basically has no curves at all (and likely a flat-pancake ass) – her only “curves” seem to be her fake-tits – to me she has some sex-appeal but her bod does little to nothing for me.
^^ I will not tolerate such nonsense.
Then again you like women that weigh more than you and fortunately for me Brit weighs less than both of us.
^ not entirely true - I like curvy voluptuous women - it happens if one is into natural-big-tits and big-asses, these are not gonna be tiny-framed women - but there are def a good # of dancers that fit my tastes of curviness and/or voluptuoness that are not big-girls but they are not the norm - i.e. I can be attracted to a woman of Brit's size if she has the shape I prefer
It's sort of weird knowing that Britney Spears is going to be in her 40s soon. She's had the most success that I'd never want any part of.