Brit Brit In A Bikini

It's sort of weird knowing that Britney Spears is going to be in her 40s soon. She's had the most success that I'd never want any part of.

What is this nonsense you speak of Ishmael? What man would not want their wife/girlfriend to shave their head in public, and always flash the paparazzi underwearless crotch shots every time she gets out of a car? That’s a win-win for everyone involved.

Yucky

Thanks for the Britney pics. I've always liked her looks. If she would only stop singing...

My wife and I were going to see her show in Vegas a few years ago but we opted out. One, I think it would be awkward masturbating in my seat next to my wife and strangers and two all the raviews on the show were bad anyway.

@shailynn: "I think it would be awkward masturbating in my seat next to my wife and strangers"

Don't let that deter you. @skibum doesn't hesitate rubbing one out at Bob Ritchie concerts.

Me likey

Definitely below the line on a Hot Crazy Graph.

Free Britney

Her bod does nothing for me – me being into curvy women I like at least a bit of an hourglass-figure – Brit is supa-straight in the hips – as for me she basically has no curves at all (and likely a flat-pancake ass) – her only “curves” seem to be her fake-tits – to me she has some sex-appeal but her bod does little to nothing for me.

^^ I will not tolerate such nonsense.

Then again you like women that weigh more than you and fortunately for me Brit weighs less than both of us.

^ not entirely true - I like curvy voluptuous women - it happens if one is into natural-big-tits and big-asses, these are not gonna be tiny-framed women - but there are def a good # of dancers that fit my tastes of curviness and/or voluptuoness that are not big-girls but they are not the norm - i.e. I can be attracted to a woman of Brit's size if she has the shape I prefer