Strip Club Mulligan

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wallanon
When's the last time you were so revolted by a strip club visit that you went to another club the next day just to chase the bad vibes away?

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loper
3 years ago
Try the same day. More often than not if I go to Mickey's first.
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dutchman2000
3 years ago
Try 15 minutes n half a beer,, then down the road to better choice.
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shailynn
3 years ago
My record is 6 different clubs in one evening. I spent at least 45 minutes in each club which I thought was ample time to view the entire line-up.

Then a week later I go into 1 of the 6 clubs mentioned above, immediately meet a great girl, go to VIP, out of the club in under 45 minutes. Go figure.
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goldmongerATL
3 years ago
Probably tomorrow
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goodyman
3 years ago
There's a complete trash club diagonally across from Oz Gentlemens Club in Clearwater, FL. One of the chicks there was mentally handicapped and the other about 250lb in a gstring. I didn't even finish my drink before leaving that place..
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jackslash
3 years ago
Any time I've visited Bogart's. The dancers are disgusting. I finish my one beer and go across the street to The Flight Club.
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Muddy
3 years ago
The story of my life
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623
3 years ago
My usual MO in a new club is to walk in, use the can, go straight to the bar, get a drink and then walk around casing the joint. This helps me avoid the “new guy clinging girls” and helps me find the best place to sit before committing.

Lots of times I never find a place to sit cause the vibe is too negative, and on many occasions I have ditched the club before even getting the first drink.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
Roughly 10 years ago when my "buddies" convinced me that going to a really bad strip club would be hilarious. That club was the Sportsman's Inn (now closed) in downtown Providence, RI. I lasted a little over a half hour before I told my friends that "This isn't hilarious. I'm leaving." Seeing as I drove them, that meant they were leaving too (or renting one of the rooms upstairs overnight).

We then went to the Foxy Lady, which was great.
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shadowcat
3 years ago
The only time I go again the next day is because I had a great time and want more.
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Dolfan
3 years ago
^ Yup.

If I strike out at a club, usually I'll hit another one right then and there. If it's not feasible, I move on. However, if I have a great time I've gone back for more the next day or two later quite a few times.
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TFP
3 years ago
Last time I can remember doing that was 3 years ago. Went to Centerfolds in SF, last girl I was with was so displeasing attitude wise that I got up mid VIP and left. Went to Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova the next day and had an amazing time. Did reviews on both of them.
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georgmicrodong
3 years ago
Every time I ever went into Greenlight here in Louisville. Mostly it was the same day, though.
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gammanu95
3 years ago
It was the same day in Daytona Beach. I don't remember the exact club order,but it was something like Cheaters was a bust, so I went to Lido. Lido was even worse, so I went to IRC. That was just as bad as Lido but more crowded and with a worse dancer ratio, so I went back to Cheaters. Cheaters had slowed down to nothing so I went back to the hotel.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Every time I've been jn a club since the reopening. The jacked up prices and rebranding to incentivise club spending not spending on the girls is a turn off. Shit like mandatory reservations and bottle service. Hookah. No vip and no lap dances in a lot of places. Its not really worth it.
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gSteph
3 years ago
June 2020. She wanted more $ than standard for area AND deflected my slow hands. Does not compute, back up club, here I come.
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Huntsman
3 years ago
Quite often. I feel like I can adapt fairly well to a variety of club experiences. But if a club is dead or has bullshit fees or pushiness, I’m quickly gone. I know there are better places that same day, the next day or the next week.
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wallanon
3 years ago
I forgot what visit prompted this thread. It might've been the one where I wound up putting hand sanitizer on my face like it was sunscreen. Sanitizer on the tongue is not a great taste experience. Yeah, that must've been the one.

The visit the next day at a different club was a lot more tame, but at least I didn't regret not having a nekkid gun full body condom.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
I’ve done this several times. One time in Austin Tx I may have hit 4 clubs.

I started at the Landing Strip - and I ended the night at The Yellow Rose. Based on my current knowledge of Austin, I likely would have gotten what I wanted at the Landing Strip. Sadly the guys I was traveling with were classy types who were all about finding good looking dancers!

I’ve hit multiple clubs in NNJ on several nights. I’d bounce between a few of the below clubs if things weren’t going well.

Jungle Club, Red Shingle, Titillations, Clancy’s and Heartbreakers (when it was open).

Now, I will hit Hitching Post and if it’s not working I’ll bounce over to Sunrise to see if anything’s good.
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