Quick afternoon visit

I arrived at PH around 12:15 on a Monday afternoon. The parking lot is pretty large, and was mostly empty (3 cars in the front area where patrons usually park). There was a guy standing by the door outside talking to someone, so I wasn't sure if they were open yet, but by the time I parked, he was inside.

Upon entering, there is no temp check, metal detector, or bouncer, at least for the afternoon shift. Going into a windowless building from noon on a sunny day made it hard to adjust. I guess you don't want to run a strip club with floodlights though. There are still directional markers around the bar (going counterclockwise) but I ignored them and walked over to the left side by the bathrooms and dancer dressing room. I parked at the bar and one dancer was on stage, with 3 other patrons scattered around the bar. The first dancer was topless with fake boobs (forgot her name, sorry), reasonably thin. The place itself is a little tired inside, but they have TVs all around (golf on most of them this day). It wasn't visibly filthy, but it's more on the dive end of the spectrum than the high-end side.

The barmaid got back to the bar and took my cover/drink fee of $10. I got a Coke for it (for the accountants in the crowd, I tipped her $2). The second dancer, a little heavier and MILF-looking, was then on stage. Dancer #1 headed to the dressing room. A few other dancers meandered to the other side of the bar. I finished my very small drink by that point, but then dancer #1 had exited the dressing room and made a beeline to me. She was older, but thin (it was not Cayenne), but REEKED of a heavy coating of perfume. I knew that I'd smell like her if I went for a dance with her, so she got $2 in tips and I told her I wanted to just watch for a bit.