One right dancer elevated the evening

I went to Platinum 84 at 8p.m. on a Thursday. This is my first visit to a club since COVID so I decided to give Pornhub a rest and see some real-lives titties. Cover was $10... the front desk guys (bouncers) were nice enough-although I'm pretty certain smiling is forbade in their line of work-as they scanned my license and gave me $40 in ones. No mask was required, nor was anyone in the club wearing a mask. There was no temperature check nor hand sanitizer station... I think everyone is over covid precautions, I know how they feel. Have faith in ye' vaccine I tell thine-self.

The club is in an okay part of town and the building and parking lot felt relatively new and clean by strip club standards. The parking lot seemed recently paved and was well lit. Inside, there are 3 stages and plenty of open seating if sniffers row doesn't beckon upon entering. Lap dances are done behind an artsy-fartsy glass barrier you can't see through, and the furniture didn't feel like sitting on a petri dish. The restrooms were marginally clean with no troll. I'm not going to assess a clubs fengshui, but with an admittedly low bar to clear, the place felt newer and comfortable.

There were roughly ~ 15 girls working. With my preference being for the younger, athletic type, I'd say most girls were a 6 or 7. There were 4 athletic women, but most of the fit dancers had butterface. You take the good, you take the bad and there you have the facts-of-life... and who am I to talk, its not like my modeling career is about to take off. The majority of the women here had some thickness. Not fat, just some girth to their ass and tittes. I'd guess there were 8 hispanic dancers, 5 white dancers, and 2 black dancers. I ordered a $8 Miller Lite and sat in the middle chairs to assess. W****** to me, was by far, the hottest at the club. 22 years old, athletic body, blonde hair that was in 2 braids, pretty face, no tattoos, natural c-cups and the most perfect nipples... if Davinci needs a nipple model, cancel all applicants Leonardo, I've got your lady. I could relay other details about W******* but want to maintain some anonymity so I can talk about the dances I had with her. A side note on W*, ...gravity ceased to exist around her tits... if she was hanging upside down on the pole, her tits were perfect half tennis balls, if she was standing upright, perfect half tennis balls, if she was spinning sideways round the pole, tennis balls... thank you, lack of gravity around her chest, thank you money in my wallet for allowing my hands what was about to happen.