When she's too loose
Muddy
USA
I recently slept with some Brazilian girl who was everything was good, nice face, smile, booty, good looking bolt on's everything was good. But fucking her was like fucking the English Channel. It was real loose man. I know this first problem's kind of thing, but it just wasn't super enjoyable. On the other hand, boy did I last long. This girl claimed to have no children and was 25 I think something like that. How do you feel about pussy tightness?
Full disclaimer: I understand full well I'm about to walk into a den of small dick jokes. I've accepted it.
Full disclaimer: I understand full well I'm about to walk into a den of small dick jokes. I've accepted it.
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and not roast beef. the married chick had two older kids
and was loose. the regular girlfriend had a womans body at 16. she was 28 at the time we met. every woman is different..
Well, that's horseshit. My preferences are all over the map with regard to ethnicity and nationality. I've been with plenty of women (including several Brazilians) who were tights, and there have also been plenty (across the ethnicity/nationality spectrum) where it's been like throwing a dill pickle down an elevator shaft.
"2nd depends on how horny she is. roast beef doesn't look like roast beef all the time."
Seeing as we're primarily talking about strippers and other sex workers here, probably not that horny. Believe it or not, though they make the horny sounds and say the horny things, some of the women we take to VIP aren't entirely sincere about their level of arousal. No, I know ... you're that "special" guy.
"3rd kegle or squatts help the kitty keep tight."
Again, sex workers. We're not there long enough to put them on an exercise regimen or give advice about their morning Kegel routine. So, in the moment, your options will be different positions, blowjob, or (if you're both into it) anal.
I’ve not found it difficult to cum when fucking a loose girl. I get highly aroused when I feel a sloppy hole - so that works well for me.,
If she’s too loose to get any contact - you can always jerk yourself off inside of her. It’s totally filthy - and I love that feeling! Then you can shoot your load in her - and make her squat over a plate and push it out! Don’t you love a good cum fart cocktail!
Without skipping a beat, she pulled up her mask, looked him straight in the eye, and said, "I'd love a little pussy. Mine's so old and worn out it's like a five gallon bucket in there."
Our hero slunk off with his tail between his legs to the derisive laughter of her coworkers.
Jesus Cash I haven't eaten breakfast yet, fuck will probably skip lunch
Too tight, too loose, whatever. If you're paying for pussy & it's not one you like, try a different brand.
I wouldn't stay with a girl who is loose though. Im decentl sized and have only had 1 loose pussy. We were 16 at the time and she had a gaping hole...just really wide set. She was also the neighborhood practice girl
It's been hard to predict by looking at them, I've been with inexperienced girls that were pretty loose, and strippers I couldn't fit a second finger into.
3 years ago I picked this mixed chick up in a bar. As I was driving her to my place she mentions that she had 9 kids. Being a guy that often says what he thinks I asked if I should tie a board across my ass. Thankfully she didn't get it and she says "what"?
My response was "forget it, bad joke".
Even after having 9 kids she was tighter than a former stripper I used to see that never had kids which just proves that there are no absolutes when it comes to pussy.
Note. I don’t know if Cagle’s is with a K or a C.
i’m lazy right now... I’m going with the flow (because of Siri)