"I see dead people!"
Ok not really but who can resist that classic line from M. Night Shyamalan's 1999 movie "The Sixth Sense". Actually what I see is strippers.
I took my ATF to one of the major mall's in my neck of the woods for a shopping spree at Victoria"s Secret today and there were so many young fresh faced girls around that I simply couldn't help but admire them. My friend thought that way my head was swiveling left and right was funny and when I told her what I saw she actually laughed out loud. You see when I see a young nubile hard body I immediately see her in a strippers out fit dancing on a brightly lit stage. After I told her this she proceeded to play along and we had a great time grading the verious girls that were crussing around the mall.
So the question is do you see strippers too?
Do you imagine what a girl would like on stage or better yet pole dancing on your pole?
Do you grade the girls by their stripped potential?
Color me curious...
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last commentHell yeah I do. When a girl has a snotty attitude, I imagine that she's a ROB and I escaped her icy clutches.
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And when I'm in church and the nuns are near, I imagine them having orgies and giving lap dances to the monsignor. Habit-less.
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And I see meter maids grinding away on the meters then tipping me to park there.
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Every now and then I even see crossing guards ripping their uniforms off in slow motion, crawling along the crosswalk, and pleasuring themselves with the stop sign.
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All the time, especially the sexy young wife next door
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Lol I agree with slick
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Oh hell yeah. :)
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I think you are all warped, and it sickens me. But I see the same shit, so who am I to judge. The hot manager at the Chicfila, the waitress with the really short shorts and tube top, the hot girl jogging down my road in the morning as I eat my breakfast on the front porch. I see them all in thier stripper shoes, gleefully dancing on stage begging for my dollar. Its a beautiful thing, but then at the same time its tragically warped.
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No, no I can't say that's ever happened to me.
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Definitely. One of the possible hazards of our chosen hobby.
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