Best pick-up line

21 comments

• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  "If I were to ask you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as it is to this question?"
  
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Did you work at subway? I just got a footlong
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Did you work for ups? I could swear you were just checking out my package...
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Nice shoes! You want to fuck?
• jabthehut

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  11 years ago

  Wanna play around.
  (asked at a Putt Putt course)
• Ermita_Nights

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  11 years ago

  Excuse me, can I buy you a car?
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Whats the diff between a cheeseburger and a blowjob?
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Wanna go to lunch?
• chattguy123

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  11 years ago

  On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tonight?
  
  
• how

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  11 years ago

  If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• Dain

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  11 years ago

  Dougster, that's brilliant! And how!
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Um! I have a trust fund.
• Lionshare

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  11 years ago

  On a scale of 1 to America. Thats epicly awesome.
  
  Sidenote, I asked a friend if he was free to get a few beers and watch some hoops once.
  
  He replied, Fuck yea im free this is America motherfucka.
  
  Hilarious.
  
  
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Want to play army?
  
  First I lay lay down the and you blow the hell out of me
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Want to play postman?
  
  I will lick you, stick you, then send you away
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I like the Ford F150.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Scat! It's got to be a F-250,don't you know anything?
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Super Duty.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink.
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  Me : You look just like my second wife
  Stripper : Cool, how many times you been married?
  Me : Once
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Londonguy- That was smooth.