On a scale of 1 to America. Thats epicly awesome. Sidenote, I asked a friend if he was free to get a few beers and watch some hoops once. He replied, Fuck yea im free this is America motherfucka. Hilarious.
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last comment"If I were to ask you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as it is to this question?"
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Did you work at subway? I just got a footlong
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Did you work for ups? I could swear you were just checking out my package...
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Nice shoes! You want to fuck?
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Wanna play around.
(asked at a Putt Putt course)
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Excuse me, can I buy you a car?
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Whats the diff between a cheeseburger and a blowjob?
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Wanna go to lunch?
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On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tonight?
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If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Dougster, that's brilliant! And how!
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Um! I have a trust fund.
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On a scale of 1 to America. Thats epicly awesome.
Sidenote, I asked a friend if he was free to get a few beers and watch some hoops once.
He replied, Fuck yea im free this is America motherfucka.
Hilarious.
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Want to play army?
First I lay lay down the and you blow the hell out of me
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Want to play postman?
I will lick you, stick you, then send you away
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I like the Ford F150.
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Scat! It's got to be a F-250,don't you know anything?
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Super Duty.
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Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink.
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Me : You look just like my second wife
Stripper : Cool, how many times you been married?
Me : Once
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@Londonguy- That was smooth.
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