Best pick-up line

"If I were to ask you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as it is to this question?"

Did you work at subway? I just got a footlong

Did you work for ups? I could swear you were just checking out my package...

Nice shoes! You want to fuck?

Wanna play around.
(asked at a Putt Putt course)

Excuse me, can I buy you a car?

Whats the diff between a cheeseburger and a blowjob?

Wanna go to lunch?

On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tonight?

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Dougster, that's brilliant! And how!

Um! I have a trust fund.

On a scale of 1 to America. Thats epicly awesome.

Sidenote, I asked a friend if he was free to get a few beers and watch some hoops once.

He replied, Fuck yea im free this is America motherfucka.

Hilarious.

Want to play army?

First I lay lay down the and you blow the hell out of me

Want to play postman?

I will lick you, stick you, then send you away

I like the Ford F150.

Scat! It's got to be a F-250,don't you know anything?

Super Duty.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink.

Me : You look just like my second wife
Stripper : Cool, how many times you been married?
Me : Once

@Londonguy- That was smooth.