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AIDS, herpes, STDs, & now cancer too

Jun 2, 2013, 6:29 PM
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ThatOtherGuy

News like this makes me sad.

nydailynews.com

And just in case you're thinking, 'If I avoid DATY and go with BBFS instead, i'll be ok.' well then instead of oral cancer you'd end up with penile cancer. :(

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deogol

Actors are fucking dumb... and yet they get paid so much...

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Dougster

Or putting your wife at risk of cervical cancer. Just ask the RickyBoy. He "genrerally" does BBFS whenever it is offered and couldn't care less about the risk this poses to his wife in terms of cervical cancer.

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Pablo Antonio

So we should stop having oral sex?

Like that's gonna happen. I'm going to die anyway, might as well die satisfied.

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gawker

If oral sex (cunnilingus) caused cancer I would have died 400 years ago.

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mmdv26

I hope Michael Douglas isn't doing a "Rock Hudson" on us here. .

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inno123

He has his facts mixed up. First of all smoking is a co-risk factor with HPV for throat cancer. In other words people who smoke and have HPV are more likely to get throat cancer than those who only have HPV. So to say one but not the other is just bogus.

In addition even though we know what increases risk we can't say what caused a particular tumor. So for example we know how much smoking increases lung cancer risk. We can infer from that there are X number of cases of lung cancer per year. But to say with certainty that a particular tumor, even in a smoker, was called by smoking and not pollution, radiation, or just bad luck is something that is not possible to do with certainty.

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rickdugan

Another one of these fucking threads? Seriously?

LOL. Tell you what boys, just fashion yourselves protective suits, complete with built-in multi-layer penis protection and dental dams (never even heard of a dental dam before I met a few of the ladies on this site - lol), and then play uber safe. But spare us the ongoing barrage of STD threads, most of which are running wild with risks that are pretty remote anyway.

Or better yet, if your panties are that bunched up, just don't engage in sexual activity with dancers at all, which I dare say is not a real risk for many posting in this thread anyway.

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Dougster

RickyBoy: "don't engage in sexual activity with dancers at all, which I dare say is not a real risk for many posting in this thread anyway. "

Many RickyBoy? As in plural? Don't be so passive-aggressive. Name the plural names. I won't hold my breath waiting, however.

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Clubber

DATY with Catherine Zeta Jones vs. cancer...

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londonguy

I'll take the risk Clubber :-)

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Clubber

london,

Ditto that!

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Clubber

A bit late perhaps, but Michael Douglas sparked a firestorm with his claiming that he caught throat cancer by giving oral sex to his wife.

It begs two obvious questions.

Is this a sound medical diagnosis or is Michael Douglas just the latest Democrat to blame everything on Bush?

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