SassyBecca endgame?

5/31/2013 4:36:35 AM

Mr Moose, I know you are getting bored with the stripper BS...but you need to go out with a blaze of glory! Sit down and try to channel the Juiceman my brother. He'll, just copy and paste some of Juice's more extreme posts.

Alternatively, riff on my Freddy Kruger as avant garde feminist cinema my friend. Just make some shizzle up about how Freddy rose from the dead like Jesus and changed you life. You heard the message from Freddy in an epiphany while you were trying to resist an offer of $500 just suck an old dude's dick. After you heard Freddy speak to you, you decided to start sucking dicks for any amount of money. Last night you blew an unwashed homeless dude for $3.50. You did that not for the money but because it is RIGHT and MORAL to blow dudes for money.

Let us know how it goes. I bet it will be wacky.