What is the furthest you've ever travelled to a strip club?
So I was thinkin' and thinkin' 'til the weren't nothin' I ain't thunk and I said to myself, "self, strip clubs on Yoda's homeworld, do you think they have, hmmm?"
So I modified my Prius' engine to do the Kessel run in under 20 parsecs (I know "parsec is a unit of distance, not time, but true Star Wars fans understand the rationale) and made the trip to Yoda's homeworld. Reviews are pending!
Hard to say. When I am stationary in any one area, I will not travel more than 30 minutes for a club. Having said that, when I have multiple venue options at which to conduct certain business, then the area strip clubs have definitely factored into the equation.
5,224 miles. It's worth it.
Londonguy - Is that as the crow flies? :)
For me the closest club is 30 miles, my favorite club is 42 miles, my 2nd favorite club is 240 miles.
Does it count if your trip to the sc wasn't the only or main reason you drove?
I used to drive just ovet a mike but now I am 3 miles away
I bet Mike was pissed.
Slick,
Just what I was wondering. That said, for a specific trip just to visit a club, that would be 65 miles to the Cheetah in Pompano Beach, FL at 497 NW 31st Ave.
For a non-specific visit, that would be about 2300 miles to the American Bush in SLC, UT at 2630 S 300 W.
Shadow...not to sure if the crows take off from London Gatwick and take the same route as Virgin Atlantic :-)
Shadow, how often do you go to your 2nd fav club and do you stay overnight some place at a hotel or even with a stripper :-) ??
Mike on sum chiken
Londonguy -_ I usually stay 2 nights about every two months. Cheap hotel within walking distance to the club.
Columbus to Detroit
450 miles driving-RC to San Francisco but the sc wasn't the reason I went. Probably 2200 miles flying-LAX to Oahu. Again, the sc wasn't the reason for the trip.
Are you sure?
Pensacola to Montreal via Atlanta about 1500 miles one way.
Twice I have made trips of approx 5000km involving SC visits. Clubbing was not the sole purpose of these two trips but I did make a SC stop each time.
Fort Simpson - Toronto
Edmonton - Halifax
I'm considering driving 3 hours one way for the sole purpose of a club.
When I went to the TUSCL meet at Tootsie's, I traveled about 1400 miles from Detroit to Miami. That's the farthest I've gone for a trip primarily related to strip clubs.
I never checked how many miles it is from home to the various Kansas establishments I went to, but I do know that's a 3 hour trip, at least.
1 hour lol thats it..i will NOT drive further than that considering i have 12 clubs 15 mins away from me and if i drive into baltimore for that 45 min drive theres another 20
3400 miles
300 miles but making plains for much longer ones
w/o staying overnight – ~65 miles (~1 hr)
staying overnight – Dallas to Houston ~3.5 hours (~250 mi)
3+ hrs solely for clubbing purposes
If we are talking about strictly a club visit, then my personal max is 71 miles (75 minutes) one way. I am not as dedicated as others found here!
1997: Tuesday morning fly KC to SF, club all afternoon and evening. Wed morning, fly to LA, then drive to TJ. F**k late afternoon and early evening. Drive to San Diego, but the clubs are shit, so drive on up to LA. Tired and spent budget so snooze in LAX. Thurs morning Fly back to KC. ET = 2.5 days. Spend = $2000. Mileage = extremely high everywhere (except SD).
1998: Wed; early evening fly KC to Tampa. Club almost all night. Thurs; sleep in the morning and club all afternoon. All f**ked out by 7pm. Go to motel and sleep all night. Fly back to KC Fri am. ET = <2 days Spend = $1500. Mileage = well, WAS Tampa after all!
Detroit to Bangkok, about 14000 km. Going to a club was not the purpose of the trip but I did know which clubs I was going to before I started.
47 miles of barbedwire.