Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes
8:48 AM, May 30, 2013
Associated Press
FILED UNDER News Nation/World ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.
The Albuquerque Journal reports 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.
Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head.
Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.
Briones is charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.
No attorney was listed for him.
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what a dumb ass
About to drive off... Stay classy Luis!
What a dumbass.
Wait...was Drac vacationing. Maybe he forgot to make that left turn, like Bugs Bunny, stayed in Abq, then went on some sort of bender. The chick was an extras girl he picked up!
Yeah...that's the ticket.
LMFAO! Reminds me of Sat morns......Zipperhead.
Hiding behind a cactus? what a prick
Dipshit needed his ass kicked
What stupid dumbass tries to drive sex while having drunk??????????
Ban all cactuses
Or is it cactusi?
Or cacti?
@gatorama
That was a sharp-witted response
Lol...sounds like me at 4 am cumming home with a stripper....lol
Really?!? You had a collision in New México. That sucks.
What else could've happened.
Bah ha what a complete moron
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