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Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes


8:48 AM, May 30, 2013


Associated Press

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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

The Albuquerque Journal reports 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.

Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head.

Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

Briones is charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

No attorney was listed for him.

http://www.freep.com/article/20130530/NE…

11 comments

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bang69
11 years ago
what a dumb ass
zipman68
11 years ago
About to drive off... Stay classy Luis!

What a dumbass.

Wait...was Drac vacationing. Maybe he forgot to make that left turn, like Bugs Bunny, stayed in Abq, then went on some sort of bender. The chick was an extras girl he picked up!

Yeah...that's the ticket.
tumblingdice
11 years ago
LMFAO! Reminds me of Sat morns......Zipperhead.
gatorfan
11 years ago
Hiding behind a cactus? what a prick
crazyjoe
11 years ago
Dipshit needed his ass kicked
pabloantonio
11 years ago
What stupid dumbass tries to drive sex while having drunk??????????

motorhead
11 years ago
Ban all cactuses

Or is it cactusi?

Or cacti?
motorhead
11 years ago
@gatorama

That was a sharp-witted response
JuiceBox69
11 years ago
Lol...sounds like me at 4 am cumming home with a stripper....lol
SlickSpic
11 years ago


Really?!? You had a collision in New México. That sucks.
What else could've happened.
sclvr5005
11 years ago
Bah ha what a complete moron
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