Spending Totals
Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Just did a big change-over from MS Money to Quickbooks and Quicken, got all the old computer files into one place and converted them into a whopper of a spreadsheet. And here's what I learned:
In the department of "adult entertainment" (under various names, guises, and categories), since June 1, 2005, I have spent over $57K. I can't claim that the specifics are dead-accurate, since I probably mis-represented some transactions here or there, and sometimes I would include the cost of alcoholic drinks on a night out but sometimes would categorize them as "drinking" or some-such rather than as "adult entertainment." But as a general observation, it adds up to about $7,000.oo a year. Actually, this kind of surprised me, since I had anticipated that it would be much more, like around $10,000 or $12,000 per year. (Maybe I'm missing some transactions?)
Since I've been a dedicated monger since about 1993, I guess I can extrapolate that I've spent $140,000.oo on silly girlies. Kinda horrifying, actually ...
In the department of "adult entertainment" (under various names, guises, and categories), since June 1, 2005, I have spent over $57K. I can't claim that the specifics are dead-accurate, since I probably mis-represented some transactions here or there, and sometimes I would include the cost of alcoholic drinks on a night out but sometimes would categorize them as "drinking" or some-such rather than as "adult entertainment." But as a general observation, it adds up to about $7,000.oo a year. Actually, this kind of surprised me, since I had anticipated that it would be much more, like around $10,000 or $12,000 per year. (Maybe I'm missing some transactions?)
Since I've been a dedicated monger since about 1993, I guess I can extrapolate that I've spent $140,000.oo on silly girlies. Kinda horrifying, actually ...
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By the way, this has got to be your shortest post ever. Are you feeling ok?
That's juicebox69 lifestyle....now that was cold brrrrrr !
That's juicebox69 lifestyle....now that was cold brrrrrr !
But, since it was in fact discretionary/disposable income, I don't worry about it.
There are some ballers on TUSCL!
I mean, do you also do the same for gas, then track your mileage?
For personal pleasure I have a dedicated account. When that account is empty I top it up with more cash and carry on.
Of course, that almost brings tears to my accountant's eyes, she even emailed the link to the website that lists strip clubs that stream video of their main stage and said maybe that would satisfy me and save me money! She just does not understand, I offered to take her with me but she declined!
Maybe I will see some of you during my travels!
Frankly, I record EVERY transaction. I don't do this as a neurotic or obsessive-compulsive need to control. I do this as a business decision. I run my own small firm (for what it's worth; which ain't much) and the skill has come in handy. Especially at tax time. Especially if it's all in a computer that will spit the info out in various forms and reports. I don't actually sub-categorize very much, I just use those categories that are used by the IRS and various other regulators so that I can maximize my tax-time benefit (and I'm not very good at THAT either ...).
Some people here report that they record ITC vs OTC expenses, the dancer names, etc.. I have to admit that I don't want to record that kind of info. I do want to know, "Hey, I spent $100 in a club this evening," and I also want to know, "Hey, $90 of that was on lappers and $10 on drinks," or whatever. But I do NOT want to put in my accounting spreadsheet, "Hey, that $50 blowjob was only worth $20, and her name was Candy." I wonder if, once I turned that stuff over at tax time, my accountant would have a legal or ethical duty to disclose that information to the Vice Squad?