I’m on Cloud 9, a review...

I’m on Cloud 9, a review of my favorite past time, my home away from home, post retirement, and after my divorce… Not that this has completely lead to it, but it has certainly contributed to it. Well, fasten your seat belts here we go.

Cloud 9, in my opinion, Flint’s best kept secret! Not in the best part of town, but once you pull in the free parking lot, your car and your personal safety is secure. It is almost like two bars in one, dayshift noon to 7:00pm vs. night shift 8:00pm to close, 2:00am. Daytime there is usually about 4 to 6 girls who are most definitely past their “striper prime time” Mostly white girls in their late 30’s, with boob jobs gone wrong, bleach blonde hair, missing front teeth! (grille problems) OMG why would you want to go there right? Well, have a double shot to drink em’ pretty and you can get whatever you want for real cheap. Make sure you strip up, not always required by all girls, but be safe for your own sake. No cover charges in the day, $3 cover at night. Beer drink specials $2.25 for domestics till 6pm and then, $2.75 after 6pm. There are a few premium beer offerings at $3.25. Top shelf, Greg Goose, Crown Royal, 1800 variety is $5.75 to $7.00 max. Some of my “regular” friends get by with spending about $20 per visit, which includes, getting their backs, legs and whatever gets hard below the waist rubbed to try to convince them why a VIP or a few lap dances would be a great idea. But, why get teased and not pleased right?

Lap Dances are the reasons we all come to strip clubs, well 95% of us. Here is the best part, in my opinion. The "Night Shift Girls” usually 7 to 10 of them during the week or up to 15 on the weekends. Most of the night girls are young black girls; somewhere around 19 – 26, with a few in their early 30’s, which by the way look better than some 21 year olds. But that’s just me.

Dances day or night start at $5 per dance, most of the girls give you a good dance for the five spot, hoping that you will keep going until you bust! Get wet or go soft (which ever cums first).

You have a lot of slender black females with nice shapes, a mouthful of tits, which you can sample with your hand or tongue if you are sitting in the right spot, usually against the wall, next to the pool room. Of course you can grab all the ass you want during your dance. The “front spot” is a hit or miss. Some of them let you, insert or rub around the outside, with g-strings pulled back if you are in the VIP. Enough about my favorite type of girls, the remainder of the girls are big booty bitches with big tits and a few white ones. Oh, I mentioned VIP rooms, I thought I would never get there. Cover is an additional $10 per session plus the cost of your dances. VIP dances usually are $15 per song, a few charge $20 per song, and a few will negotiate to $10 per song, once they get to know you as a regular. I rarely went in the VIP because I do everything a grown man knows how to do, in the regular bar section. I just do a lot of dances, usually 6 to 10 songs per session and I can do what I please. I usually try to get them in the mood by showing them what a good time I am having and they try to please me even more. I try to take their feelings or desires into consideration and that goes along ways as well. After they get to know you, you can usually negotiate what I call “carry-out” lap dances in your hotel room or home if you are single and if you have Ben Franklin with you.