Churches Chicken

Know i ant no huge fella but I be goddamn if this ant the best chicken in town. I'm in the bad part of town down in the old south and this greezy ass chicken house is giving me a good rimjob with all this deep fried soithern goodness.....and I tell you what their is sum fine thick big breasted sistas up in this mother fucker. I'm going to finish this meal and pop one in one ofbthese 200 pound bitches for Oo let's say $20.87