HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm...

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain and simple. There is a stage and girls do sometimes dance on it but it is behind the bar and you sit about 8' away from the stage. The only way to give the girls on stage any money is to roll up a dollar bill into a ball and throw it at them. (I'm not kidding!!) There are 4-5 girls working here. One is usually at the door, trying to entice passersby to come in. That's how they got me in. The minute you sit down, one of the hustlers sits next to you and they ask you to buy them a drink ($10-20 depending on size). Then before you can even take a sip of your drink, they start rubbing you EVERYWHERE and trying to hit you up for the VIP rooms. They are VERY explicit about what is available in VIP. If they are to be believed, pretty much ANYTHING goes. The prices for VIP are very high compared to other places I have been. And this is before you tip the girl and the bartender. YES, they require you to tip the bartender. I have never heard of such a thing.

You would have to be pretty drunk and hard-up to take their offer because there are NO pretty girls working here. Several of the girls look like they have spent many hard years abusing all kinds of illegal substances. Just look at their teeth and you'll know what I am talking about. The best looking girl there was a tiny little blond but there was something about her that was just not right. Another girl had a pretty face but was heavy and had lots of tattoos, including some rather large unattractive tattoos on her large thighs. But at least she had all her teeth.

As you can tell by most of the reviews of this place, this place is the bottom of the barrel. There is a place next door (Dixie Divas) and another one around the corner (The Harem). As best as I can tell, this review applies to all 3 of these locations. PLEASE do not waste your time going into any of these 'strip clubs'. You'll be sorry. Just stay on Bourbon Street or go to Visions.