Summertime Health Hazards
goodsouthernboy
Just wanted to let ya'll know I was almost killed by a common Southern Summer Health Hazard. On my way to work, I see this beautiful slender red head jogging in a pair of spandex shorts and sports bra. I passed by waaaay to fast because I was running late, so I had to look back for another quick glimpse and damn near ran off of a drawbridge. She was beautiful and I immediately pictured her naked twirling around a brass pole. Its probably a good thing I don't live in SoCal where its summer year round. I wouldn't want to take it for granted, but I wouldn't want to cause multiple car wrecks either.
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