Summertime Health Hazards

21 comments

• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  There outta be a law against bridges. :)
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  lol eyes on the road, gsb!
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Sometimes the eyes just can't be controlled.
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I'm trying to take in all the beauty I can before I go blind
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  A dad was walking by his sons bedroom and hears him jacking off. He pokes his head in his sons room and says "son, stop that or you will go blind." The so says " dad, I'm over here"
• EarlTee

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  11 years ago

  Bridges don't kill people. Hotties kill people.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Pay attention to your driving NOT distractions. Then maybe you might not kill some innocent bystander.
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Thanks for that good advice card!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  GSB wear a blind fold. That way you won't be distracted. :)
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Advice you SHOULD follow.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  A variant to crazyjoe's joke: A dad was walking by his sons bedroom and hears him jacking off. He pokes his head in his sons room and says "son, you should save that till your older!" The son says "Dad, I've already got a 55 gallon drum in the shed."
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I'll try Card, but it's hard to control those immediate responses sometimes
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  Jeff Beau and Todd should be banned.
• ime

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  11 years ago

  You always need to appreciate the scenery this time of year especially here in the south. Accordingly all areas with a high concentration of hotties in yoga pants and spandex should have warning signs so you can prepare and know to slow down and put hazard lights on.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Well if you happen to kill yourself or someone else while driving distracted, you would have to be concerned with those "immediate responses".
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  If I kill myself, I'm not sure I would be overly worried about it. If I killed someone else I would feel like total shit.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  But what happens if the bystander isn't innocent?
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I noticed this evening a red light and cars up ahead. I just cruised into a stop looking at a girl in short shorts getting out of a car and walking across a store lot. I multitask. If anyone saw me, they might have assumed I was watching traffic out of the corner of my eye. I was just glad I was in the process of stopping.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  If you died doing that at least you wiuld be happy when you die
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Thats right crazyjoe! After all, I think most of us prioritize our own happiness (and horniness) right? That's a part of what we have in common on this site.