Summertime Health Hazards
goodsouthernboy
Just wanted to let ya'll know I was almost killed by a common Southern Summer Health Hazard. On my way to work, I see this beautiful slender red head jogging in a pair of spandex shorts and sports bra. I passed by waaaay to fast because I was running late, so I had to look back for another quick glimpse and damn near ran off of a drawbridge. She was beautiful and I immediately pictured her naked twirling around a brass pole. Its probably a good thing I don't live in SoCal where its summer year round. I wouldn't want to take it for granted, but I wouldn't want to cause multiple car wrecks either.
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last commentThere outta be a law against bridges. :)
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BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!
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lol eyes on the road, gsb!
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Sometimes the eyes just can't be controlled.
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I'm trying to take in all the beauty I can before I go blind
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A dad was walking by his sons bedroom and hears him jacking off. He pokes his head in his sons room and says "son, stop that or you will go blind." The so says " dad, I'm over here"
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Bridges don't kill people. Hotties kill people.
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Pay attention to your driving NOT distractions. Then maybe you might not kill some innocent bystander.
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Thanks for that good advice card!
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GSB wear a blind fold. That way you won't be distracted. :)
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Advice you SHOULD follow.
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A variant to crazyjoe's joke:
A dad was walking by his sons bedroom and hears him jacking off. He pokes his head in his sons room and says "son, you should save that till your older!" The son says "Dad, I've already got a 55 gallon drum in the shed."
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I'll try Card, but it's hard to control those immediate responses sometimes
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Jeff Beau and Todd should be banned.
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You always need to appreciate the scenery this time of year especially here in the south. Accordingly all areas with a high concentration of hotties in yoga pants and spandex should have warning signs so you can prepare and know to slow down and put hazard lights on.
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Well if you happen to kill yourself or someone else while driving distracted, you would have to be concerned with those "immediate responses".
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If I kill myself, I'm not sure I would be overly worried about it. If I killed someone else I would feel like total shit.
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But what happens if the bystander isn't innocent?
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I noticed this evening a red light and cars up ahead. I just cruised into a stop looking at a girl in short shorts getting out of a car and walking across a store lot. I multitask. If anyone saw me, they might have assumed I was watching traffic out of the corner of my eye. I was just glad I was in the process of stopping.
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If you died doing that at least you wiuld be happy when you die
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Thats right crazyjoe! After all, I think most of us prioritize our own happiness (and horniness) right? That's a part of what we have in common on this site.
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