just in case

3 comments

• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Juice68, don't be riffin' on the real Juice. You need to go on a vision quest my friend...then you will BECOME as the real Juiceman. It will transform your very soul my brother.
  
  Here is what I want you to do. Get a bunch of weed, a case of Jolt cola, heroic amounts of nodoz, and about three bottles of DXM cough syrup. Play Sinatra's "High Hopes" on the stereo for 2 days straight (all silly on Jolt and NoDoz) then start the weed and cough syrup. Hire an escort to come over but ask her to wear a merkin. Ask her to use the name of one of the girls in a late '70s playboy college issue. Jerk it to the merkin wearing escort in your shower, which you can use as an impromptu sweat lodge (turn tou house's heat on and just run the show as only hot water...but don't get in and scald yourself!).
  
  You WILL have a vision when you jizz on the merkin-wearing escort's face. YOU WILL BECOME AS JUICE MY FRIEND!!!
  
  
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  And if that doesn't work, sodomize the escort with a fried chicken drumstick!
  
  Trust me...I'm a professional...this WILL help you!
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Zipman knows well the path of juiceyness go do tho loike wise