Moose Knuckles?

farmerart
Sheesh!

Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular.

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toysales
11 years ago
I had to look it up.
zipman68
11 years ago
Shit... I had to look it up too.

All I can say is, camel toe is good...moose knuckles not so much.
ime
11 years ago
Was thinking of starting a company with this name to be the male version of Hooters, there has to be some money there, put them near bed, bath, and beyond and shopping outlets, the women will flock there, and just imagine the merchanding opportunities.
gawker
11 years ago
From ime's comment I've got a pretty good idea, however where does one look up Moose Knuckles? I tried the Urban Dictionary with no luck.
sclvr5005
11 years ago
lol I've heard the term but don't recall ever sporting one myself.
EarlTee
11 years ago
I also never heard the term before now.

Moose knuckles or squirrel knuckles?
shadowcat
11 years ago
gawaker - It is listed on Urbandictionary.

1. moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

"That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack
gone wrong"

Now does every one know what prairie dogging is?
I know I had to look it up too
ime
11 years ago
Just looked up prairie dogging ha. Unfortunately i have no business idea for that one
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