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Again with the weird hypothetical shizzle...

How. Would the world be different if Ben Franklin had printed the world's first full on porno mag with all sorts of crazy shit like woodcuts of guys with big cocks DP'ing hot blondes? Discuss...

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Have you ever...

Asked a woman to dress up like a superheroine or supervillian and fuck you?

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Funny expressions

So I heard a funny expression that was new to me yesterday. Some guy on the other end of a conference call blurts out "I'm in a real shit sandwich over here." I cracked up because it was…

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"If you don't like the dance, you don't have to pay for it".

How many of you have ever heard that from a stripper? If you are like me, probably plenty of times. The question is, have any of you gotten the dance and then told her you didn't like it and therefore…

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Can't stand strip club smoke? Go here.

" Three oxygen booths for ridding customers' clothes of the smell of smoke. "If you've been sitting next to someone who's been smoking, you can step into the oxygen booth, turn it on a little bit and flush your clothes…

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Re-reading your own reviews

Does anyone ever go back and read your own reviews? I just did based on something Slick had mentioned about snitching on what dancer provided what service. I couldn't recall so I had to check. I thought…

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Fair Game?

One of the rules (either written or unwritten) of a strip club discussion boardsuch as this, is to respect personal information. Never reveal a dancer's real name, address, or phone number. But we had a discussion last week about dancers…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

This is my usual stop on...

This is my usual stop on my way home for a quick beer. the happy hour is great and the staff is friendly. if you go too early you might not see any dancers, sometimes…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Been here a few times as...

Been here a few times as closeby and easy drive versus going into Philadelphia. Always find it hit or miss especially with the quality of the dancers. Beers are cheap and…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I had a slow day...

I had a slow day at work, so I decided to check out the EI on a "slow day" at the club. Normally Friday and Saturday are their busy days with the most girls…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Allure is not a strip club....

Allure is not a strip club. It is a massage parlor in an industrial (not rough, just business) area near the Toronto airport. Once through the door, one might never guess what goes…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

I heard this was a fun...

I heard this was a fun after hours strip club, so I stopped by after the bars closed on a Sunday. Outside, there's a bouncer that checks your i.d. and pats you down. That made…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

I will definitely go back again!...

I will definitely go back again! This club is 18 & over and fully nude. So it's also great for you first timers. My buddy just turned 18. So we went here. All the girls…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Club 390 is a great club....

Club 390 is a great club. Went in early on a Monday afternoon. There weren't many dancers at the time, but, given the time and amount of customers, they were very attentive and friendly. I was…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

hands down best place downtown, never...

hands down best place downtown, never a dull moment there. Wouldnt go anywhere else. Always ending up spending way more money than i anticipated. Partially because I am having so much fun that i get…

XXXTasy Ranch

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

two floor club..dance floor in each..several...

two floor club..dance floor in each..several bad looking dancers..few hot ones. lap dances take place in the corners..not much allowed as the bouncer stare at u the whole dance. not worth the money really. One…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Second visit to the Ballpark. Drinks...

Second visit to the Ballpark. Drinks are expensive and very smoky inside but after adjusting could see some talent. Spice, Candy, and some others were working. Came to see Candy but she was a bit…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I have come...

I have come here from time to time over the years. Was in town recently for business with afternoons free.Came here on a Monday afternoon after reading reviews for the two for…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

When in Vegas...have to go to...

When in Vegas...have to go to the Rhino. Sure, there are some places where you can get better mileage in Vegas, but if that's what you're after here, why not just order room service. I…

Stevie Teezz Gentlemens Club

Trenton, New Jersey

Why oh why didn't I listen...

Why oh why didn't I listen to tuscl? Well, I was in the area, on business, and I had a few hours to kill, so I figured "how bad could it be?". Answer, worse! I…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

This review is from 2 visits....

This review is from 2 visits. The club is located in Dearborn off of a busy road. There is valet parking in the lot which is $5 I believe, but I parked on…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

Been going to Showgirl video for...

Been going to Showgirl video for years to get another peep at the girls that I have seen before and also to see who is new. Can't beat the price it's one dollar cover charge,…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

To look at this place from...

To look at this place from the outside you would think this is more of a place for young punks than T.O. suits.. well sometimes looks aren't deceiving at all, bc on this nite that's…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

This place is a dive but...

This place is a dive but I like that sort of thing. There's usually one or two strippers in the 'store' at any given time. There's more in the evenings (this place apparently has live…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Visited this fine establishment Thursday night....

Visited this fine establishment Thursday night. Before entering the actual club I visited the beer store next door. By purchasing a six pack bucket, cover price was half off. The atmosphere of the club is…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

This place is a total waste...

This place is a total waste of your money and time. Beer is cheap during the afternoon hours. There were I bet 6 dancers at the club and most on there phones playing around. Only…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street hands down has the...

Bourbon Street hands down has the best talent in Phoenix! We arrived early evening during the shift change, and many of the dancers were in the back powdering their noses, but after awhile they make their…

The New Body Shop

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

This place was actually an nice...

This place was actually an nice surprise. I think people underestimate it because of it's size, but don't let that fool you. I walked in thinking it was a regular bar, very surprised…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I usually go to the clubs...

I usually go to the clubs in Cleveland, but heard all the buzz about the clubs in akron so I decide to take the plunge and see what all the fuss is about. So I…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This is where I go to...

This is where I go to when I visit San Francisco. The location is a little shady, with a lot of homeless people around the club. Parking is hard especially in the evening. Overall layout is…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night for my bachelor party. Arrived at the club late (around 11PM). It was VERY crowded and I was rubbing shoulders everywhere I walked. No place to sit…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Ok so went there with my...

Ok so went there with my friend and his girlfriend on a weekday night. It's a nice small place very nice and relaxing atmosphere. So we decided to sit down and start drinking this girl…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Ten years ago Spice House was...

Ten years ago Spice House was my favorite place in Reno. I was back in town last week and dropped by late. Not many cars in the lot, low cover - $5.…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

After a memorable time at the...

After a memorable time at the Mens Club, I decided to stop by the Fantasy Girls on my way back to the hotel. Past visits to FG have been quite memorable and satisfying.…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

I had Thursday evening free and...

I had Thursday evening free and stopped in Mens Club in hopes of catching up with Malibu again. Tall blond, over 30... Think Malibu Barbie...Not there this night. I was hungry…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in around 12:30am to pick...

Stopped in around 12:30am to pick up a dancer for a little OTC action. I have known this dancer for a couple of years from other clubs but only recently realized just how good she…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Was there around 7:30 pm, they...

Was there around 7:30 pm, they had a big Parking lot, but it still packed, which is a good sign. Went in and to pay $13 as cover fee. Took a table close to the stage…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

I love this place. The girls...

I love this place. The girls are super friendly and always give top notch service. I have been coming here for 20 years and will always return. Always a great time. This isn't a strip…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times over the past several years. The area isn't great so keep your wits about you. The club inside is fine, but not great. The main floor area…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

One of the most interesting places...

One of the most interesting places I have been to. It feels like a bar put in some one's house with a stage where they invited some entertainment. I have a feeling this…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I hadn't been here in at...

I hadn't been here in at least 15 years, but I met a dancer at another club who said she worked here, so it piqued my interest. Got here around 3 PM, and a…

Daisy N Dukes

Fort Worth, Texas

Very bad club to go to...

Very bad club to go to if you are looking for beautiful women. The girls here have a stomach that touches the wall before there tits do. Absolutely horrible! The inside of the establishment is…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Stopped by NYNY after a long...

Stopped by NYNY after a long break. I decided to go back and try it again. The last couple visits weren't too hot so I stayed away for a while. Upon arrival I took a…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Wow, talk about a club that...

Wow, talk about a club that lives up to the name. I went here on a Friday afternoon after work and just DAMN.. The club looks like somebody took an old VFW bar and left…

Jersey Girls

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I like this club and have...

I like this club and have been here many many times. Dancers - There are a few different girls working here on the good nights. There's also the old crew of girls that have been…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

I stopped in on the way...

I stopped in on the way home from Atlantic City one night after not coming here in some time. Most of these dancers have been here for years and they are not getting any…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Had a very pleasurable time here!...

Had a very pleasurable time here! Even though there were few dancers working, the only bouncer I saw was the one at the front entrance - that's it! Remember I'm here in the afternoon, can be…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

It's been almost six months since...

It's been almost six months since I last visited. I arrived around 6:30 pm on 8/21 (dayshift was still on). Most of the dayshift dancers appeared 'a little too thick'(for my taste), but…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Returned after an early July visit....

Returned after an early July visit. The dancers were 'OK', but nothing to get me to get a dance. There were a few who just have to work on that gut. There…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Went here with a buddy on...

Went here with a buddy on a recent Saturday night just to check it out. First time for me, but my buddy knew the place pretty well. Anyway, not a bad setup.…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday evening at 9 pm. It was about 1/2 hour drive from Jens Den. The cover was $10. I was let in. The bar is right by the entrance…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I was driving into Omaha for...

I was driving into Omaha for work via KC. A boring drive, but made great time to the point I was had some time to kill before my hotel would be ready. I saw…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came here with a coworker for...

Came here with a coworker for lunch as he had been telling me about it since I was from out of town. It seemed pretty busy for lunch until I found out it was…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

We got here a week ago...

We got here a week ago Saturday about 8. There were about 15 gals working, but very few of them wanted to do anything but play on there phones. Can't blame them the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went here due to the close...

Went here due to the close proximity to my hotel. It was kind of hidden and a bit hard to find. Basically in a small strip center in what I think was the front of…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

So I was bored one Saturday...

So I was bored one Saturday night and decided to give Club Extasy another try due to it's proximity to my apartment. After my last visit (and review) I didn't expect much at all however…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club was okay. I went...

The club was okay. I went with a group on a Saturday night and it was packed. There were a decent amount of dancers but not enough to go around. Some were really unattractive. A…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Ahhh, girls galore. It's like sampling...

Ahhh, girls galore. It's like sampling a piece of heaven. Lol. I had a blast here last night! Girls were welcoming as soon as I walked through those double doors. I've been to the treasure…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

The place is nothing to look...

The place is nothing to look at inside and out. There were 4 black girls and 1 white girl dancing. There were only 3 other guys and the place looked run down.…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Always seem to find my way...

Always seem to find my way back to this club when in the area. This club is a throwback to the old days. A cold beer, nothing fancy, sometimes very hot woman, but even if…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped in on a Friday night...

Stopped in on a Friday night looking to cap off a guys night out. The place is somewhat small on the inside but the girls are not bad (f*ckworthy if you ask me) and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another trip to Detroit and another...

Another trip to Detroit and another quick stop at the famous "Blow and Go" near the airport. $5 to get in and you have to purchase two drinks. The cocktail servers are sometimes…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Based on my work schedule, I...

Based on my work schedule, I had some downtime on a Tuesday afternoon. I was in the neighborhood of Paradise Shwogirls so decided to make a quick stop...so glad I did. Knowing that waitresses…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Ventured back to EB for another...

Ventured back to EB for another fun visit. I hadn't been there in a few years, but found it to be about the same as I remembered. I arrived late afternoon and stayed until early evening,…

Million Dollar Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped by this place on my...

Stopped by this place on my way to magic city. I never been here before so I decided to go. The place is kind of small but cozy. there was no cover charges before…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'll start by saying this was...

I'll start by saying this was my shortest visit to a strip club in a long time. The club looked ok from the outside and even better once you got inside. Plus side, you can…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Wow. First time at a club...

Wow. First time at a club in North Carolina. I came to Victoria's because of the reviews here and I wasn't disappointed. I sat down near the pole, and first girl dancing was a 10…

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Does rubberjosh Have Blurdick Now?

I think he may have fucked a chick with blurpussy. https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=315195 Is blur an STD?

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Ping Pong Ball

Has anybody actually seen a stripper squeeze a ping pong ball out of her pussy? A friend of mine who used to live in near Vegas said he's seen it there a couple times but I dont believe him.

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How can a stripper do Doomsday Prepping?

1. Stock up on customers. 2. Stock up on boyfriends who aren't working. 3. Make sure all her bills are paid before tshf because she is smart and doesn't want bill collectors calling if the power grid goes down. Got any others?

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Paradise Portfolios & Plush Bikini Contest

So, I'm doing video now for an independent modeling agency here in Dallas. PG-13, sorry no tits, fellas... ( Please critique and enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=kqYhctdOj88 (desktop) http://vimeo.com/72712314 (smart phones) More to come...

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CFS vs CBJ

Which do you choose ?

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Again With the Weird Hypothetical Shit

Suppose Steve Jobs had not died, and he had come out with the iVag. You take your iVag (or a club loaner for the very, very brave) into the VIP. The iVag does strange and wonderful things to…

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Ordering Strippers Off of a Tablet Menu

So is the title and subject of a SW thread. The thread OP states it's been considered in her club; i.e. the club having tablets (similar to IPADs) where PLs can see a bio and pic of the talent for the…

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Underrated / Overated Lapdance Moves

Just for fun, can you pick out a common lapdance "move" that is underrated and one that is overrated? Overrated- that upside-down thing where they flip up onto your torso so that the kitty is in your face. Doesn't do it…

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when does your VIP memebership expire

i just looked up for the 1st time in awhile and looked at when my membership here expires and it expires on my birthday march 23rd ,2015

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blow job question

Hey boys ! I'm a dancer that does extras when the price is right and was needing advice on spitting or swallowing ? What is the best road to travel with well paying gentleman

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The only unionized strip club is closing.

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2013/08/lusty_lady_north_beach_closes.php

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MILF

Does everyone agree that MILFS (in their thirties) give the best dances? I mostly get dances from young dancers, but every time I have gotten a dance from a MILF it has been high mileage and very good. They know what…

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Best opening line from a dancer

I was at a club yesterday and had just finished a table dance with one of my favorite girls. It was relatively slow so I was happy to have another dancer walk up and introduce herself. Instead…

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Clubbin in Drag

Has anyone ever seen this? I have not but I was in a club once in Boulder CO and I was washing my hands in the restroom. I saw in the mirror that a blonde chick just walked into the…

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First I've Heard of Something Like This

A 19 y/o lesbian charged for having a sexual relationship with her 14 y/o lover/gf: http://abcnews.go.com/US/lesbian-cheerleader-intimate-contact-underage-girlfriend-cops/story?id=19981348

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Sttippers and Golf ?

I had a club once that would close the golf course down and would let the girls be the caddy topless and the men could drink beer and gold 9 whole... Would you do this? I did

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Customers getting it on with each other ITC.

Several years ago I watched 2 female customers making out with each other. One I knew was an off duty dancer that had been married and had a kid and had told me that she is BI. The other was…

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Oh how nasty

From a recent review of DJV, COI: After the dance was over was when things got a little strange, I had taken my glass of water with me to the dance area because I wasn't sure what to do with it.…

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F-Closing a Technic

t me say right off the bat that I am in no way an expert on the method. I've only Let me say right off the bat that I am in no way an expert on the method. I've only…

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Madonna-Whore Complex

Top of the morning to ya lasses and lads out there. I was wondering if anybody frequents strip clubs due to a Madonna-Whore Complex, especially those who are married or in a monogamous relationship? That's it,…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Well this club just doesn't seem...

Well this club just doesn't seem to have the same appeal as it used to. A lot of the best dancers have moved on and frankly I don't return here enough to see if…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Its been a few months since...

Its been a few months since the last time I went here. I went several time so far. Yet, I am not still not sure if I would classify this as a strip…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Have...

Have been going here since it opened and I have to be honest it has gone downhill overall. Its got 3 stages and a "VIP" area. Its clean and…

Bar Salon Le Vegas

Boucherville, Quebec

To put it as simply as...

To put it as simply as possible, if you arent a regular customer, youll soon feel unwelcome. Customers and dancers will look at you in a way to make you realize that you dont belong.…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

well lit parking area, side entrance....

well lit parking area, side entrance. $20 cover at the time, tables and stage to your right quite large club, mostly table seating with large leather chairs. BYOB, although has bar but not sure what…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped by here on my way...

Stopped by here on my way to the airport to check out this club on a Saturday night, Based on some of the previous mixed reviews wasn't quite sure what to expect as compared to…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

I've gone to this club several...

I've gone to this club several times. The moment you walk into the place it's basically a sex toy shop or adult entertainment store attached to a gas station that happens to be a strip…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Its never a rotation of more...

Its never a rotation of more than 10 dancers at any time here but then Calgary locals don't really hasn't out at the rippers so that kinda makes sense, or if you do, you Are…

Night Moves

Umatilla, Oregon

Came in here to see what...

Came in here to see what the "other club" in Umatilla had to offer. The main room is small and dark, and there is a one drink minimum at the "juice bar" which wasn't…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I went back to CF a...

I went back to CF a couple of Sunday's ago for the 2for1's as I was in the area. The club was moderately crowded with customers, but not as many girls working as I…

The Horse

Detroit, Michigan

Had to check out the horse...

Had to check out the horse havent been here since 2009. Got there around 11 o'clock parking lot was packed so I just parked at the collision shop next door which I didnt feel…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This club is still a dive.old...

This club is still a dive.old ugly rough women or little 18yro girls. No women ages 25-30. I know for a fact cuttabutta69s reviews are from a dancer there named sparkle. She said the…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

After six months off, visited again...and...

After six months off, visited again...and sadly, the RR is on the bad end of the usual up and down of block bars. The physical plant hasn't changed, and the best thing about it --…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Been here a few times. Most...

Been here a few times. Most recent trip was not so successful. This is very much a YMMV place. Some of the girls are very friendly and will show you a very nice GF experience…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

It has potential, but I did...

It has potential, but I did not see it that day. Seemed like less than five entertainers there, one was actually leaving as I arrived, but maybe I was just there are a time of…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

A hidden gem! Some...

A hidden gem! Some of these girls on the street would be 8-9/10 all day long, and others are just plain busted. Get to know the hot ones and they are…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

So I heard that the Outhouse...

So I heard that the Outhouse was one of the only clubs in the Lawrence, KS area to not have the 10 day waiting period for a membership so I stopped by on a Friday…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Got off work early one day...

Got off work early one day and decided to stop by Biggins to satisfy my curiousity. Sure enough I spotted a beautiful blond sitting at the bar with a bright smile and friendly personality. She…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I've been to all of the...

I've been to all of the clubs currently in the PP chain and like this one the least. I don't know if it's the layout , the over-all vibe you get from the dancers and…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

My fiancee and I went to...

My fiancee and I went to this club on Thursday night (8/15/2013). We had a lot of fun and more importantly she had fun and felt comfortable. The girls are super friendly and sat…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I had heard about this new...

I had heard about this new club in Greenville from several people including dancers and work associates who live in Greenville so decided to check it out the last time I was in town. It's…

Club Adore

Baltimore, Maryland

What can I say about El...

What can I say about El Dorado that hasn't been said. This club has gone to complete hell. I mean most of the women were just terriable! the lap dances were some of the longest…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been going to Oasis for...

I've been going to Oasis for years and it is still one of my favorite clubs in Atlanta. The bartenders and management are cool and you can have a lot of fun with the dancers…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

There are several things about the...

There are several things about the Cricket that I love, no cover charge before 7, no VIP Fee, no valet charge (at night it is optional though), and no smoking on the main floor are…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

The $20 cover charge seems to...

The $20 cover charge seems to have been eliminated--maybe they finally realized they were limiting their clientele There was a renovation is going on when I was there, but it wasn't obtrusive. There are several…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

Seen this club advertised for some...

Seen this club advertised for some tome now, and stopped in for a vist. Go in and a small reception area awaits you with a guy sitting behind a desk.(not a very helpful guy, just…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

I visited this club after seeing...

I visited this club after seeing the many flyers they had around the area. This spot was a waste of time and money. 20 at the door and 10 to park in there lot. This…

G String

Akron, Ohio

It’s been a while since I...

It’s been a while since I visited the Lucky Corner, but it was still “too soon”. I stopped in about 8 pm and when I opened the front door setting at the bar was the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Went back to PC last Tuesday...

Went back to PC last Tuesday as it is the best SC in the metro dc and Baltimore area. As indicated in past reviews this club has a yearly membership (25 bucks) that helps keep…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I arrived on a Saturday a...

I arrived on a Saturday a bit after 1 pm. not many customers there, but the selection of dancers were not bad. I am always more excited when I first walk in so I got…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is a real fun bar....nothing...

This is a real fun bar....nothing super special but the women are friendly. I have been here several times and had fun. The girls are mostly black or Latino. The beer is…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

One year since our last visit...

One year since our last visit in Aug of 2012, me and a buddy stopped by Dream Girls for an encore. Right there at opening so the doorman let us pass without a cover charge.…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in for the half...

I stopped in for the half price dances on a Wednesday afternoon. My favorite dancer was absent this day, so I tried someone new. Since the dances were only $15 on Wednesday its…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

I can't say that I have...

I can't say that I have too many good things to say about this place. It's in a sketchy neighborhood as it is. it has what seems to be a safe parking lot, but…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

First time in this club. ...

First time in this club. Between the valet and door charge is $20, and a pop was 7.5. Typical for the area, apparently. Whatever. Dance stage was a nice big area, and the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Let me first say, the club...

Let me first say, the club is the largest I have visited. This is the first opportunity I had to visit while being in the city. Most of the ladies were attractive,…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

don't try and take a taxi...

don't try and take a taxi to Cabaret as they will all try to take you to another strip club because they get big commissions ( just like in Vegas Baby ) best to take…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Perhaps the worst club I've ever...

Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on. I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is hard…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

This place really worked for me....

This place really worked for me. Love it. By far the best in the area (Santa Monica area, I mean. For those who don't know LA, this is like 45 minutes in no traffic from…

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Hayes, England

Just your average pub on a...

Just your average pub on a busy - but not too busy - road. It's just this pub has three to four strippers from lunchtime 'till late every day of the week. Standard pound in…

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Love/Hate Paradox

Just read the following thread on SW. It's enlightening to see what these girls tell us PLs in da club vs. what they vent on SW. The thread is mostly about regulars and the SW dancers saying how they hate…

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Am I right to be kind of offended?

I haven't been on TUSCL in a long time (looks like things haven't changed, btw - not sure if that's a good or a bad thing! lol). I also haven't been clubbing in about half a year because I've been…

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Mens club in Dayton Ohio

The mens club in Dayton is reopening tonight as dream divas. It is nearby the living room. Any one planning a trip report?

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Any info on New Zealand?

Off to New Zealand later this year. Just wondering if anyone has any decent SC/escort info etc? Auckland will be nearest city to where I am staying and I've read what reviews there are for the clubs there. I know prostitution is…

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Most mileage on stage?

What's the most mileage you've ever received tipping a girl on stage? Mine will probably be tame compared to rest of you guys. I had a girl lift up my shirt a little and put a dollar halfway in my boxers.…

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TUSCL Las Vegas

Just a reminder that the next TUSCL convention will be Thursday Oct 3rd at 8pm at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. Anyone that wants to join us feel free! I will be there, rh48hr will be there, duo will be probably…

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Recon Missions

How many of us do recon missions to foreign clubs ? For example you live in virgina and do.a recon mission to south Carolina not to buy dances or extras yet. Your just their to gather data and talent for a…

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States with the mosty lax laws?

Anyone know which US states have the most permissive laws with regards to clubs; zoning, alcohol, attire, contact, hours, etc.? I know it varies by cities and their individual ordinances, but on average, which states end up being more permissive overall? And,…

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9 " scientific" facts about breasts.

http://www.salon.com/2013/08/17/9_weird_facts_about_breasts/

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Stripper answers to "Who is your baby's daddy"?

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.…

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Making the case for A2Ms

Since brother shadow made the case for ATMs I thought I should take up the banner of A2Ms. That's right my brothers...a FULL THROATED defense of that grooviness porn move...the ASS.TO.MOUTH!!! Fuck yeah!!! Here it is...a girl who will let you…

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Famed sex den Scores, once a top moneymaker, can't jiggle out of financial troub

It will soon be last call at Scores. It's the last lap dance for Scores, the strip club empire whose comely babes attracted A-list celebs and money-burning execs. Once the highest-grossing strip club chain in the world and a hangout for Madonna,…

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Handicapped Dancers

Good morning to all of my brethren out there, far & wide. I am asking this tidbit of information because I happened to hang out with(at a party) a hottie that was wheel chair bound. She…

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My First Sexting With A Stripper

At the moment I am stranded in the back of beyond with two flat tires on the F-150. Nearest town with garage is about 100km away. Not a farm light to be seen anywhere in the darkness. 1:30AM. Not the…

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Former Strip Club Owner Headed To Trial

Trial is set to begin next week for a former central Nebraska strip club owner accused of pulling a gun on patrons last year. Jury selection will begin Monday for the trial of 43-year-old William Sheldon, charged in Buffalo County District…

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LAPD wants Xposed Gentlemen's Club closed due to nuisance activity

CANOGA PARK, LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- Calling it a nuisance and a magnet for crime, the LAPD is looking to shut down a popular San Fernando Valley strip club and bar complex. But those Canoga Park businesses say they're unfairly…

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Interesting take on legalized prostitution

"In an essay on “the Israeli client” ‏(in “Flesh and Blood: Prostitution, Trafficking and Pornography in Israel” - in Hebrew, Pardes Press‏), attorney Naomi Levenkorn, who crafted the wording of the bill to charge sex industry consumers with criminal liability,…

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Drunken Stripper Stories

My ex-ATF drank vodka like it was Kool-aid. One afternoon at my house she consumed a prodigious amount of vodka before and after our sexual bouts. Around the time I was going to drive her home,…

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Smoking Jackets

How many wear one of these at their local smoke shop ?

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another stripper romance that went bad

This story reminded me of the guys that fall in love with strippers on this site: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Plano-Mom-and-Former-Exotic-Dancer-On-Trial-for-Attempted-Murder-218556111.html

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Why Does 23Cambyman Eat So much Penis????

I honestly Would like to know mnnnnnnnnnnn I'm worried and concerned why Camby has an insatiable craving for the tube steak, the pants snake, the meat rod...etc.... Why does he luv da dick as much as the average female?????…

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Men do the stupidest things

http://safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF

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Making the case for ATMs.

Yesterday I drove the 42 miles to my favorite club in the rain. I had been waiting all week for this and was looking foreword to getting fluffer dances from a bunch of the girls and capping off the day…

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East St. Louis area strip clubs

I wonder if anyone here has had the "happy ending" experience in any of the strip clubs in Washington Park, Brookly, Centerville, or Sauget. If so, where and how do you get it. Actually, a good HJ would…

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Block-of-time VIP Rooms

Hi guys-- What do you think about the block-of-time VIP rooms? One of my favorite clubs has a VIP area that you can book for $130 for 15 minutes (you can also rent it for a half-hour, I think). Supposedly, anything…

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If you planned a beach trip with relatives, would you invite a dancer to hang ou

Apparently we both planned beach trips on the same week. I haven't been out with her alone away from the club after she initially said something about possibly dating. I'm just wondering if I'd be better off meeting up with…

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San Antonio 2AMer.

San Antonio Police are investigating the shooting death of a man in the parking lot of a north side strip club. Police say the man was found in a car by employees of Babes Gentleman's Club on Sun Gate & Perrin…

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Major Turn-off

So I'm driving home from breakfast on this glorious Sunday morning and a red sports car pulls up behind me. Stopped at the red light, I see the driver out of my rear view mirror. She is young. Hot. And…

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i just love cum

I just love giving $5 bbbjcim in the vip rooms how many of you boys felling nasty right now

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JackPot Winnings !

If you just won $1,000,000 after taxes and all how much would go to stripclubs ?

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Pink, blue or purple?

German parents will no longer be legally obliged to register their newborn child as male or female, and will instead be officially allowed to assign the baby a “third gender” if the sex cannot be clearly identified at birth. The new…

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Marrying an Adult Entertainer

Suppose you had a great (personal) relationship with a stripper or escort. Suppose she worked in a situation where she had very good security, and was able to immediately reject any custy she found to be rude or unpleasant.…

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Legalized prostitution

I've been to a couple strips clubs in the US and never really understood the apeal of them. I don't want to look,,,,,,,,,I want to have,,,,, I went to Tijuana a couple times in the last few weeks and this is…

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What would you do with this situation?

About 3 months ago I took a position in NW Houston. The commute is slightly over 40 miles from where I live. In the evening it is much worse and can take 1.5 hr in traffic. Waiting…

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A good night out

go and play quarters with my friends, DHVing by proving I'm not just some go and play quarters with my friends, DHVing by proving I'm not just some creeper guy. creeper guy. We always make sure to have at least…

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tough day bagging groceries today

I'm going to the club to blow off some steam. My boss yield at me for tossing bleach onto some bread today. I need to let go and get loose. I've got $50 in my pocket that should get me…

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how did you get your user name ?

For me its my nickname at the office. I came in one day eating a tuna sandwiches and this fag called me bigtuna and it stuck with me

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Horrible OTC Adventure

[Warning - this is long. Also, never let it be said that I only post about the good experiences - lol] It was supposed to be simple. I pick her up at her motel, we go out for a few…

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People who make more money have more sex...

Scientific study! http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/16/study-people-who-have-more-sex-have-more-money/

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Is "Gringo" a Pejorative Term

If you've paid any attention to my posts, you may remember that "Chopped" is one of my favorite TV shows. One of the judges (who I happen to like), Aarón Sánchez, used the word on a recent episode. He was…

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Newbie planning a roadtrip of strip club firsts

So in a few months I'll be taking a road trip, Austin, TX up to I-20 through LA, MS, AL, GA and then up through SC, NC on 95. I'll be by myself and I thought this might be…

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Nice clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPd6Udz47Zk

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LordxBetty & Big Tuna1

I wonder if LordxBetty would eat BigTuna1. I know that Yellowtail is very popular with our Asian brethren.

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Dooes anyone occassionally visit other strip club sites besides this one and str

Just wondering.

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If it's raining all day, do you stay home instead of visiting strip clubs?

Sometimes I decide to stay home if it's constantly raining and expect it to keep up all night. One club I visited made me leave my umbrella at the front so I probably will not visit there unless I feel like…

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Anyone enjoying much cooler than normal temperatures?

I am. I can't believe, well maybe I can, some of the cold blooded people around here are actually wearing a jacket or sweatshirt. I will still wear shorts in the 60's.…

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WTF We have a ban hammer?

Yo yo I'm back what's cracking. So I've been lurking a little bit this evening and wham bam slam here I find that apparently the juiceman has been banned? Our good buddy juicy j? We ban people? Wth is going…

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vm

vincemichaels (vm) hasn't been around much lately. I miss my friend. Perhaps he has run off with MG? :)

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Condums in the VIP Room

I've read so many reviews were guys put the conums on before the.dance. how does this stay on ?

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Gift Shops inside stripclubs

You know all those small gift shops in air ports that have suvaners it would be nice if clubs had these. Thank about a little peace of the club you could collect as your conquest. Since most don't i collect…

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Stripper records own pole dance using Google Glass

Somewhere in Portland, Oregon, there's a strip club next to a donut store where strippers wear Google Glass while they dance. Yes, this is a real place, and not just in my imagination. In this video, stripper “Birdie” dances while wearing…

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what do you call...

Apologies in advance for being a nerd on this... If: stripper (n): a customer service professional who uses nakedness, flirtation, and their own pleasant attitude to make men feel good and enjoy their time together. Generally seen as working to improve how…

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stage tipping with more than one tipper

So checking out this site regularly has only made me crave going to the SC more and actually miss the fun i used to have going regularly So i had some time to kill the other day and was near…

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A donation link for tuscl

Founder should add a donation link at the top of the page so if some one feels blessed or moved or helped by this page they could give random donations of love to help keep this site going and to…

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Use caution if too cheap or easy?

I recently went to one strip club where the dancer offered a bj for free as soon as we got to VIP. I turne her down as politely as I could because it seemed too good to be true. And…

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Is this a Benny Hill viedo?

http://www.vid4fun.com/Fun/513/my-god-what-it-is.html

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a few questions for the pro's

s for about a month now. Just getting intos for about a month now. Just getting into the game the game . I know all the basic do's and . I know all the basic do's and don'ts and adhere…

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Are Strip Clubs going Down Hill?

Do you notice that strip clubs are getting worse. Was at Follies yesterday (surprisingly ShadowCat was NOT there) and it was OK but not the place is used to be. Got some dances from my favs, who complained…

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Dumb joke of the day

Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry 10 doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee at the same time.

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Vivid Live: The Best New Miami Strip Club?

I wonder if this club will be better than Tootsie's and Scarlett's? http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2013/08/vivid_live_a_miami_shores_stri.php

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porn subscription

RALEIGH, NC—Stating that he wanted to find the option that best fit his budget and viewing habits, local man Jim Hinney told reporters Thursday he was trying to decide which among a pornographic website's many subscription plans was right for him. “The $19.99 basic package…

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Cheap blow job.

GREENWOOD, SC (FOX Carolina) - A man was charged with solicitation of prostitution after he paid for a woman with a roll of quarters for sex, according to police. Greenwood police said on Wednesday they saw an SUV driving very slowly…

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Lexinton KY 2AMer

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - A man is in the hospital Friday morning after an overnight shooting at a strip club in Lexington. Police said the shooter had been kicked out of Camelot West for touching one of the dancers working…

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A Typical Night For A Floor Host In A Shitty, Hopeless Town.

In case you've ever wondered what it's like being a strip club bouncer in a small, tertiary market town. If you've never wondered this, by all means, don't read this drivel. It will only disappoint you.

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Another strip club in South Toledo?

TOLEDO -- Toledo citizens who live on Airport Highway are upset by rumors that a former restaurant is in the process of being renovated in order to re-open as a strip club. The property in question is located at…

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BBJ

As in BlowBack on your Job. Has anyone ever lost a job, been threatened with the loss of a job, or otherwise suffered a negative affect on a business relationship due to frequenting strip clubs? Probably this is…

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Being rushed in VIP.

So you settle on price and service for a 30 minute VIP. You expect to go in have some foreplay and then end it with a happy ending. But as soon as you get comfortable, she whips Mr. Happy out…

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It'ill Be Really Fun When I'm Dead

How many years would you guess till prostitution is decriminalized in the US? How many years (if ever) till a US citizen can bring a paid companion into the country on a temporary visa? My guess is about 20 years…

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Get rid of "IGNORE".

I think founder should investigate of removing the option to IGNORE someone. Better would be a button that allows a posters first or next five messages to appear. Then if one wishes them to remain on the board, you would…

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jacking off in the car after a few laps

How many of you like I do a lot go to the car to jack off after a few good lapdances ?

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New members

I have a question for the old-timers here. Are there always these new members who only post one or two messages? It just seems like there's always a lot of new names. I'm also a little bothered because the last…

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How to have sex with strippers

This is how it is done. Take notes cause I'm only going to post this information once. First get drunk of off everclear. Second find your dads best suit. Third hang out at dive bars. Fourth bring some pills. Fifth…

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Thigh Job

How many love it when during a lap dancing the girl smoothers your Dick inbetween her thighs to get you off