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Halloween

Is anyone going clubbing on halloween? I think ldk and juice are going trick or treating... Juice is dressing as a cucumber and ldk is going in his liquid pants and asking for lapdances instead of candy... Ldk may have the right idea…

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How Many Guys Have An ATF And How Many Shudder At The Thought?

I've always had an ATF because I like the familiarity of it. She knows what I like and how I like it and I know what she wants done to her to please her. I do have a few other…

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Stage show

I think the stage show is a dying art, but there is a new movement of civilian pole dancers. I would love to see something like this in a strip club. How many of you would drop your…

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Houston Man Gunned Down Days Before Opening Strip Club

I've often thought about opening my own strip club. Maybe not a good idea. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/10/houston-man-gunned-down-days-before-opening-strip-club/

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Best Quidditch playa EVAH?

All you wacky pervos talking about your fave baseball and American football players. But I don't see any love for the best game EVAH!! Quidditch my brothers. I bet the top quidditch playas get mad pussy in the clubs! Fuck

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in Anaheim on business...

I was in Anaheim on business and after reading the reviews here, decided to pay this place a visit. The parking lot was crowded. There were a bunch of guys sitting outside at…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in the mood so...

I was in the mood so I called up and asked who was working. At flamingo this is hit or miss. They usually tell you they have many girls. Nearly impossible to get a…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Slow night, which I can understand...

Slow night, which I can understand for a Monday. Lack of customers, so not much dancing going on. Only three girls were seen. Arrived after 7:30, almost empty. I wasn't…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Popped by the Paramount a few...

Popped by the Paramount a few weeks ago on a sat night with a few friends and had a pretty good time. Had a good selection of ladies not to pushy as soon as the…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Came in after midnight and it...

Came in after midnight and it was packed. No place to sit and so many dances I found not keep track of them all. Finally something opened up at rail and I started shopping. Lots…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

Alright, so I never go out...

Alright, so I never go out to Hollywood, but found myself on Sunset with female friend of mine on a Sunday night. We had hit the bars for another friend celebrating his bday and…

Aquah

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

NEVER visit this club. I...

NEVER visit this club. I take back my previous review that was somewhat positive. Either last time I was here I hit it on a odd night with honest staff or it has…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

This club was a little bit...

This club was a little bit of an enigma. How is it that I can go to a club with $235 and yet still leave with $205 in my pocket? I show up on a slow…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I stopped by the Minx Show...

I stopped by the Minx Show Palace on Thursday October 10 because it's a clean club and the girls are friendly. On this afternoon the club was pretty hot and there were a lot of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I haven't been to Dallas and...

I haven't been to Dallas and to Baby Doll's for quite some time and had the opportunity to visit several weeks ago. The place is still well maintained. They have changed the format…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

I go early to time out,...

I go early to time out, because from 5-8 it is 1/2 off any of the dances. The women are friendly, and hot as hell. I feel like I get my money's worth here. Check…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went looking to get a dance...

Went looking to get a dance from a green haired waitress who told me she dances on Monday. I generally don't like the pierced ultra tattooed look but this girl was a looker, a definite…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This review is from last couple...

This review is from last couple of visits. I visited on wednesday night in last week of September. This was a visit after a long time. There has been couple of changes - one in…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

been to this club once prior...

been to this club once prior to this visit. read reviews and also heard that no touching was allowed for the dances given in the main area ($10 dances) prior to my first visit and…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

First time here. Had a free...

First time here. Had a free entrance pass with drink purchase, for first time visitors only. took my id checked me into their system. I proceeded in. Bar is big, lots of cushioned seating. Very…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas for some...

I was in Vegas for some meetings and had an evening to kill so decided to check out OG. A cousin said I should check it out as it came highly recommended. The physical…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I was driving down valley and...

I was driving down valley and noticed the club as I saw signs about this club on the streets. It is a smaller club with a different feel inside. The girls were very…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Being a FD regular (8 years)...

Being a FD regular (8 years) I admit this place feels like a dump, but I always get what I cum for regardless of how worn the cushions are. I only visit during the day,…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Very much with a visit. Girls...

Very much with a visit. Girls are hit or miss but the hits can be very hot. Easy subway ride and 2 block walk. Got in late afternoon and it was a quiet scene. Seemed…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

the place was too slow in...

the place was too slow in early afternoon......maybe just two dancers ..... and that was it......about 10 customers and no dancers worth looking at...I stay for 30 minutes....it is nice inside and very comfortable couches......…

Diamond Club

Orlando, Florida

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business a few weeks ago and decided (against the recommendation of this list ) to give the club a try. First of all the atmosphere was very nice. The place…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by for about 30 minutes...

Stopped by for about 30 minutes before heading back to the airport for my flight. Most of the dancers were with regulars but was approached by a solid 7(body was at least an 8…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Stopped by recently a couple of...

Stopped by recently a couple of ti,es as it's not far from where I live, not a bad little club, a few lookers, I guess it depends on the night? mainly 6/10's a couple of 7/10…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I stopped by on my way...

I stopped by on my way back to my hotel after visiting the Ritz. By the time a got there it was close to 2am and I stayed until about 2:30. After walking in…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I recently returned to 4 Play...

I recently returned to 4 Play after a couple of months on the "straight-and-narrow", so-to-speak, to visit my "girlfriend" (whom I didn't identify by name in my last review either!), and I must say, this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Lets see. Not much changes at...

Lets see. Not much changes at this place and thats A OK with me. It still has a low cover, dingy atmosphere, bad jukebox, and the friendliest mix of attractive to damn hot ladies…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lots of gorgeous girls here on...

Lots of gorgeous girls here on a Friday night. Place was very busy but there were plenty of dancers. I got a few dances from a blonde with huge tits, I think her…

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

I had not been to Ultra...

I had not been to Ultra Violet in about a year. I was driving by on a Thursday afternoon and had a couple of hours to kill. I walked in at 4:30 (they…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in last Thursday for a...

Stopped in last Thursday for a drink and to see if there were any new dancers. I didn't see any new ones but was able to sit down with Shy for a drink.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Well, a lot of plusses &...

Well, a lot of plusses & minuses. The plusses include plenty of free parking, lots of security, very cheap drink specials (like $1.50 for a bottle of beer, as cheap as anywhere in Chicago),…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

As one of the dancers observed,...

As one of the dancers observed, a lot of guys were there but not so many were buying dances. I hadn't visited for many months but was still recognized by a couple of girls...…

Tease

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by on a weekday after...

Stopped by on a weekday after 3:00 pm when the club opens. the physical appearance of the club is great in comparison to the other local clubs. first time I stop bythere was a hot…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

I arrived and went through the...

I arrived and went through the video store. Funny thing one girl was hanging out in her car and ran in when I parked. When I rung the bell guess she was changing.…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

I have reviewed this club in...

I have reviewed this club in the past but got some new information that I think is worth sharing. If you go to the club's Facebook page, you can sign up for free deals…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to CW, and I really enjoyed myself. I generally visit clubs in the afternoon, and I had just left another club ( Lusty Adventure) because the dancer quality was just…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

This is a nice, local club....

This is a nice, local club. I really like it a lot. The pressure to buy drinks or dances is probably the lowest I have seen. It is a very relaxed atmosphere. You can relax…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went in on Tuesday early afternoon....

Went in on Tuesday early afternoon. No cover. Declined the drink and waited for a dancer to come by. The first girl was around 30 and had a nice body but not…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

I was in Columbus Saturday to...

I was in Columbus Saturday to tailgate before the Iowa game, and once my buddies (Iowa fans) left for the game, and after I got a bite to eat in German Village, I made a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Took a group of colleagues here...

Took a group of colleagues here to celebrate some good news at the office...for a couple of them it was their first time, so that was fun to watch. This is a nice club, nice facility…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and wanted to see what flashers was like. It was a Saturday around 2:30. I parked for free, and it was a 5 dollar cover to enter. Once I entered…

Angels Behind the Mask

Aberdeen, Scotland

The Club is now called Silhouettes....

The Club is now called Silhouettes. I’m not sure if the change of name reflects any change of management. The Club is on the first floor of an unpromising looking building close to the central railway…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

Stopped in at tiffanys as it...

Stopped in at tiffanys as it had been a while. Place was somewhat busy. Drinks are way over priced but nothing new to the club world. I watched a few girls who ranged from…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I was there on a recent...

I was there on a recent Thurs. $5 to get in downstairs or $15 for VIP. I chose VIP. Honestly I do not know if it was better up stairs or just less customers. There…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies is normally a standout club...

Tootsies is normally a standout club with great talent. But it seems alot of the talent has migrated. In fact where there used to be an abundance of smoking hot girls, not it is a…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I personally like this club, it's...

I personally like this club, it's very friendly, girls like to drink and smoke. Dancers do amazing ass shaking and pole tricks, there is a HUGE variety of hot girls from barely-legal bimbos to…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

The club has one room when...

The club has one room when you enter with a bar, then another room where the dancers remove clothing beyond. Like many NYC clubs, it is quite small and a little awkwardly shaped.…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

I went in on a Friday...

I went in on a Friday night. They had several new girls and have installed a new bar which looks good. It would be nice if they would fix up the dance booths which are…

Club Obsessions

Morgantown, West Virginia

Finally had a chance for an...

Finally had a chance for an update. As with most clubs this place has had a turnover in faces. Lots of fresh, new pretty girls but Obsessions still has some of our favorites. Gia, Riley and…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hadn't been to Cheetahs after the...

Hadn't been to Cheetahs after the remodel, so here are my 5 cents. The new stage is right smack in the middle of the place where they used to have a bunch of tables. It…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Hak's is my local club. ...

Hak's is my local club. On the outside its not the greatest looking club, and the inside is just a horseshoe type arrangement with tables set back. On Friday's they have free food…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Strange things afoot at the DB...

Strange things afoot at the DB just now - the place is in disarray while the stage is under construction. It looks like they are moving the stage and rebuilding it to change the layout…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

A guy told me porn star...

A guy told me porn star and former escort Cody Lane was at PTs and looked incredible and sort of hinted escorting may be open again. I had a free pass and figured I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Awe, the Mons. It has been...

Awe, the Mons. It has been many years since I have had the honor of a visit. The greatest club in the US. No "Gentlemens Club" pretension. Just a good old strip club with lots…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

To echo what some of the...

To echo what some of the earlier posters have posted, this place probably should be avoided, or ,if you are into the whole "super-skeezy" feel", not. I was coming back from meeting a client down…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

This club is a little dive....

This club is a little dive. Very old and beat up looking. There was some remodeling done, but it seems like all they did was add private rooms.They are promissing to do more remodeling next…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

There's a lot written about this...

There's a lot written about this club but there doesn't seem to be much on the Legs and Eggs Friday morning show so after stopping in a few weeks ago I figured I'd write…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stopped in late on a Wednesday...

Stopped in late on a Wednesday night, right around midnight. Place was surprisingly crowded, probably 30 or so customers and maybe 10-15 dancers working. It was pretty crowded around the bar, and there also seemed…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

I stopped in late on a...

I stopped in late on a Wednesday night, probably close to 12:30 and the place closes at 1am. No cover, which was nice. One girl was finishing up on the stage. 1 dancer was sitting…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Visited this place on a Sunday...

Visited this place on a Sunday night. Nice and safe location with covered and week lit parking. Staff was very courteous and friendly and drink prices were reasonable. However, there was barely any dancers, and…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

I was super trashed when I...

I was super trashed when I came here about a year ago. And I don't remember the ambience that well. I mostly remember the time i spent with one gorgeus stripper. I walked…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stopped in here around 1am on...

Stopped in here around 1am on a Wednesday night (Thursday morning) after closing lamplighter. Thankfully this place is open til 2am. Slight sketchy neighborhood without much parking. I ended up parking on the street about…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was in New Orleans on...

I was in New Orleans on business. I like the club compared to the downtown clubs which are expensive and very tourist oriented. It is a ways out of town and not really…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

First time visiting this club, I...

First time visiting this club, I arrived at 11:30am. Upon pulling up to the club, I thought it was a mandatory valet parking club. The valet guy was very courteous and helpful.…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

First visit since Mouses Ear Burned....

First visit since Mouses Ear Burned. Lots of Changes. The stage has been remodeled, dancer is now in the round. Like the new set-up better. About 1/2 the dancers are drop…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Here is what you are going...

Here is what you are going to get at Tootsies. 1) At least 25-100 girls at any one time 2) Variety of ages, sizes, hair color, skin color, curve sizes, etc 3) Depending when you go--if you see…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Visited Showgirls on Fr eve 10/18/13...

Visited Showgirls on Fr eve 10/18/13 – arrived ~11:30 p.m. – cover was $6 – parking was free – had a Heineken for $6 if I remember correctly. I live, and do most of my SCing,…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

This is my second trip there....

This is my second trip there. I should've stopped at the first. I bought my $5 water amd took a seat. Low and behold, the same drugged girl came us as last time and tried…

Scores New York

New York, New York

Went to scores on a Sunday...

Went to scores on a Sunday late afternoon. There wasn't much of a crowd, but that was fine with me. What I love about this club, is that the girls are real classy. They dress…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

This club is capable of being...

This club is capable of being better, they need more dancers, younger dancers etc. Sometimes there are a couple of hot ones and the prices are good on high mileage if you negotiate and stick to…

Pleasers Adult Entertainment

Atlanta, Georgia

I got to this club around...

I got to this club around 12am on a Saturday and I was really surprised the amount and quality of girls. There were over 20 girls in there and they were all shapes and sizes.…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times before but the remoteness of this place always surprises me. Hideaway is a fitting name. Decent parking lot with good lighting. Despite being isolated I don't ever feel…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I like this club even though...

I like this club even though some might not find it fancy enough. It is dark and there is plenty of room to hang out quietly if that is what you want. The work staff…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

I was in Morgantown on a...

I was in Morgantown on a business trip and like all of the other reviews the outside is pretty sketch, but fun can be had by all and at a pretty good value. The inside…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I can say without fear of...

I can say without fear of contradiction, Hong Kong Club is without equal in the exciting world of strip clubs. As soon as I brushed away the heavy curtain across the main entrance, I was treated…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was in Dallas recently for work...

Was in Dallas recently for work and had some time between meetings. So I figured seeing topless women would be more fun than JFK assassination museum. I won't get into the details of the physical part…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went here with a buddy of...

Went here with a buddy of mine. I was a little short on cash so he took care of most of the dancers. One in particular caught our eye. She was grinding on us most…

The Cabaret Nightclub

Brisbane, Queensland

Just thought id also get the...

Just thought id also get the ball rolling with adding a small review on this site I havnt spent much time at the Cabaret club but I have heard there can be good value had…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

It's been a very long time...

It's been a very long time since I've visited this place and let me tell you, it hasn't gotten better with age. Despite the newly painted dance on the outside with stars on her nipples,…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Night trips was not the most...

Night trips was not the most exciting club but it did the job. The Ladies were for the most part very attractive and the club was very busy. I made the trip on a Saturday…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

About the club. It's more...

About the club. It's more relaxed than another other club it's size in NYC area that I know of. While there is a big bouncer at the bar, you don't feel people constantly…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Visited the club on a Tuesday...

Visited the club on a Tuesday evening, they didn't have too many dancers, but most of the ones there were decently friendly and attractive, though some looked like they didn't really belong in the stripper…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Well reviewed club but my first...

Well reviewed club but my first visit. Physically the club was nicer than I had expected, no fancy LasVegas show club, but more than decent compared to typical Portland dives. I arrived around 10:300 with…

Glimmers

Portland, Oregon

I've dropped by Glimmers a couple...

I've dropped by Glimmers a couple of times since the last review. They have an intimidating bouncer in the evenings, not sure exactly which days. Definitely not the kind of thing you go…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I arrived in the early evening...

I arrived in the early evening around 7pm. To my surprise there are already a good number of dancers working at that hour. The place is laid out with a main dance floor…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

It has been a good while...

It has been a good while since visiting a club and even longer since going to Platinum Plus. My experience was that it is not what it once was. I was pressured several times…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went in on a Wednesday evening...

Went in on a Wednesday evening to a very crowded bar with an open second floor-sort of like a balcony. Strippers are friendly, attractive, and in shape. Each dancer seems to have her…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

On business in the island and...

On business in the island and decided to try out club femme.. the place was beat up bldg with a poor quality of dancers. No pole dancing , just girls trying to move around like…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I hate to give this review...

I hate to give this review as I haven't been back here in a bit. It was a Monday evening and probably close to shift change time, but there were only 2 girls working…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

King of Diamonds has a friendly...

King of Diamonds has a friendly and fun vibe. They serve alcohol, but I did not encounter any idiotic customer behavior during my visit. There were at least 25 customers present at the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Always love going to the SR....

Always love going to the SR. Friendly to locals and no hassles. The girls are gorgeous and always entertaining. I usually enjoy the stage show and find a nice girl for a few dances. This…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I got a large bonus at...

I got a large bonus at work and was looking to blow off some cash at the club. I went in and there were only 4 girls. One was fat, two…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

I wanted to go on a...

I wanted to go on a non busy night and see how it would be. When I go on their crowded nights (Tuesday, Friday, Saturday) it is usually crowded and the girls don't really come…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Had been a while so I...

Had been a while so I decided to check it out since I was in the neighborhood and not much had changed since the last time. Same layout that's been described here maybe a few…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Finally made it back to EBC....

Finally made it back to EBC. It was Tuesday around 6:00 and the place was very quiet. Only 4 dancers (well, 3 dancers and 1 wallflower) and about 10 guys. I grabbed…

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FAVORITE JOCKEYS HORSE RACING

saw a couple of sports threads so i figured why not add another one. east coast-chrisn antley, robbie davis, john velazquez west coast, corey nakatani, david flores, laffit pincay not a fave of mine but i'll admit jerry bailey is the best rider…

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Camming - how times have changed

Ever since one of you kind pervs turned me on to MFC, I've had trouble staying off the camming site. A lot of those honey's are so fucking erotic and sexy. Its hard to believe what these stunningly beautiful women…

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Does Your Attention Wonder ?

I imagine it has been discussed before. But do your eyes ever, or often, wonder when you are getting dances from a dancer – i.e. wonder onto another dancer? Do you not try to do it? Do you don't give a…

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Houston 2AMer before the club even opened.

Police are looking for possible suspects involved in the deadly ambush and shooting today of a man who was only a few days away from opening a strip club in west Houston. “We responded to a 911 call at 5:15 a.m.…

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Reminiscences

While we were doing sports reminiscences. Let's try this one: Remember when you were a hot to trot young teenager and could get wood without any provocation? (I know some of you guys claim you still do.) LOL. But remember the…

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mikeya02 & Dougster

Great threads on sports! Thanks for the topics and the back channel discussions they generated. Lots of neat nostalgia.

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Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS (October 21, 2013)—One person was killed and a second was injured early Monday when shots were fired into a shuttle bus after a gang-related dispute at a strip club in Dallas, police said. Police were looking for the gunman Monday…

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Atlanta 2AMer?

An apparent night out at a local strip club ended badly for two out-of-town men when one was stabbed in the parking lot, the victims told police. But that was about all they told police, as they could not remember the…

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Strip club living up to expectations...

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Police say one person is dead and two others are injured in a shooting in a Las Vegas Strip nightclub inside Bally's casino. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/police-3-shot-las-vegas-strip-nightclub

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Current State of Strip Clubs

I know there was a recent discussion of this, but I'm too lazy to go back and look it up. On a recent visit I was talking to a stripper about the topic of strip clubs and their future....she actually brought…

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Aa dancers

Hello!! I've been dancing in Detroit for a few months now and from talking to a lot of the black dancers (yes i am also black) they say it's hard to get a job at the "white clubs" I've never…

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Da Bag Boy Dude... (et al.)

Whatcho pervos thank ol' BagDude look like? I bet the dude looks like a frickin' hobo fro outer space...walking thru da club...chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW at da top o' his lungs and wearin' a fierce hoodie!

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

This is the most underrated clubs...

This is the most underrated clubs in dayton. Its a small club and definitely nothing fancy, but the ladies working are always friendly, the drinks are cheap, the dances are reasonable and the drinks…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

After leaving 'Chances Are', I...

After leaving 'Chances Are', I decided to hit the stable. There was really no privacy at all in the CA's 'private dance' area. The bouncer always keeps an eye on you and not mentioning…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a friend in town and...

Had a friend in town and we stopped by Thurs night around 10pm. Entry was $10. Bought a couple beers at the bar then found some seats. Pretty busy. Severel groups…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Made it back to Dallas finally...

Made it back to Dallas finally and I made sure I went to BDD. I have been here before this and loved it. This may be my favorite club... There is always a good mix…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Club is nothing fancy, but pretty...

Club is nothing fancy, but pretty laid back. Most of the girls aren't too pushy, although if you are at the bar, I find they will bug you to buy them drinks and get dances…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Visited Industrial Strip after a long...

Visited Industrial Strip after a long time. It was a pretty slow night. At the max 5 dancers around, but not even 5 guys were in. Girls were Hot, and pretty relaxed. There was no…

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OT:85 Bears

Is there a team that is moré loved and revered than the 85 Bears? Are they the greatest team ever?

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Funniest Review Ever!

Anybody got ghetto to English dictionary? This review of Follies was so funny by the juicebox (except there are few Asians there): im bak and bettur than ever bitchez!! dem bitchez new dat and thye were all over me startin…

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OT: Worst thing about age-related farshightedness

For me: Looking for porn on the internet and not being able to tell from the thumbnail that the chick is a tranny (who still has the candy).

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Man- DANG-A-LOW" !!!!!!

Man- DANG-A-LOW" !!!!!!

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Favorite Basketball Players of all Time?

Who are your favorites?

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just read the damn "$y$tem"

Rickyboy has put his blood sweat and tears into this book...yes its 983 pages long but this is this man's 64 years life lessons and mistakes we need to enjoy and laugh at....we need to read and learn to avoid…

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shot girls

Do you ever get tired of shot girls constantly pushing you to buy? Two weeks ago I was having drinks with one of the dancers. We had obviously just been served and the shot girl came over to us and…

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Greatest baseball player you ever saw

Mine is Roberto Clemente. 4 time batting champ with a freaking rocket arm. The accuracy and velocity of his throws were unreal.

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After hour clubs

Would you or have you visited any after clubs. They only ones that I have heard of in my area were open illegally. Operating without licenses, serving alcohol, had gambling machines, etc. They did not open until 2AM and stayed…

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Fuck That Faggot RickyBoy !

Booooooooooom !

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What if *You* Were a Stripper in a Bizzaro World?

Say we live in a world in which things are the other way around. That is, men are still men and women are still women, but it is rather the women who are constantly looking for sexual arousal. In this…

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Boston

After watching the Boston Red Sox beat the Tigers tonight in the ALCS, my thoughts turned to strip clubs. I realized Boston is rarely mentioned on TUSCL. Except for an occasional reference the old "Combat Zone", seems not much must…

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How old do you have to be to go to Strip Club in USA?

How old do you have to be to go to Strip Club in USA? 18? 21? Not the juice bars but SC that has full liquor license. In the USA you need to be 21 to drink.…

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Phily area 2AMer.

Two people are in the hospital after a shooting at a strip club in Horsham, Pennsylvania. Police say an unidentified gunman opened fire inside the Double Visions Lounge on the 1100 block of Easton Road Saturday night. According to a witness, the…

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How Can You Tell When A Stripper Is Lying? Her Lips Are Moving

My current (but soon to be outgoing) favorite lies to me so much I just quit believing ANYTHING she says to me. Do you think she actually thinks I believe all the shit she feeds me? Doesn't she…

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How To Show Dancers That..........You Got da Ca$h

I am not a regular at any club, just a traveling road warrior. I have long since learned that dancers have no clue if a noob (like me) in their club has any cash or is a brokeass bum. It…

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Tour Detroit

Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…

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Justin Bieber goes to a strip club and touches a stripper on her ass.

Go here for all 80 articles. LOL. http://news.google.com/news/story?cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&ncl=dmxnon6ebCSrdtMqyihNQ39PCM7QM

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Blood In, Blood Out

You're with a hottie and the two of you are about to get really savage in the sack. She informs you that she's spotting. Do you still go downtown? Are you the type of dude…

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Best strip club city

Candidates •Las Vegas •Houston •Detroit •Atlanta •Portland (Oregon) •Providence •Phoenix •Dallas •Toronto •Los Angeles/City Of Industry •Tampa •Miami •New York •Baltimore •Philadelphia •Canton (Ohio) •New Orleans •San Francisco •Denver •Other In your opinion what is the best strip club city and why? I've only been to clubs in Portland, Los Angeles and Las Vegas so I have limited experience, but I would…

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Is "the system" universal?

Yo pervo types. I'd like feedback on whether the system is universal. If I go to a Vulcan strip club (see my review of Club Akhlami) and try it, will I get extras. Mind you that Vulcan strippers ain't saddled…

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A Self-Righteous Question

This was the question sent to an advice columnist: "I found a wallet at the train station. It was next to a can of bourbon and had $150 and a strip-club card inside. I looked up the person on Facebook and…

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Wonderful finish

Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish.

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Bail money

Has anyone ever gotten a call at 4:30 in the morning from a favorite dancer asking for bail? It was a simple possession charge ( class F synthetic) whatever that means in NH and after her spending 2 nights in…

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Give your dog a bone

Did you ever go to a club with mostly ugly women and pass out Milk Bones?

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Lawsuit claims stripper fired for being pregnant

An exotic dancer has filed a lawsuit claiming the DeKalb County[Atlanta] strip club where she worked fired her for being pregnant. The stripper, Amanda Berry, has also joined with a fellow dancer A'Cire Newby to sue Pin Ups in federal court,…

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Xcapades in Asheville NC is still open

Y is it erased from tuscl ?

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home made liquied lapdance

Liquid lap dance just cost way to fuckin much for James so I was laying up in some tall grass last night with my dog Jessie and I figured I could use a bottle of dawn dish wash in my…

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Thrift Store Suits

I like to look classy when I club but got no money so I go down to my local thrifts store and get me the finest 1970s throw back classic suit for only $3.75....this keeps me looking sharp for all…

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秘宝館

http://kotaku.com/nsfw-japans-7-million-sex-museum-sure-is-silly-1446939458?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

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girls that don't ask for dances

When I visit clubs over in your wonderful country I often observe some girls that will never approach any guy for a dance or seem content to sit at the bar most of the time. Does this happen in your club?…

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Do you have a mating call?

Well, BagBoyJames was in my neighborhood last night chanting "MAN-DANG-A-LOW" at the top of his lungs. Scared a lot of folks and parents were covering their kids' ears. But I figure he was just trying to attract a mate. Call…

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double hitter

Ever fuck two fuck suck slits bitch Ass skank whores in the same day ?

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Holding Hands

So, I was thinking about things I like when I'm getting lap dances. When the dancer is grinding on me pretty good, I like it when she clasps hands with me. That is, if she's facing me, we put our…

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In philly for cowboys game????

Is anyone else going to be in philly for the cowboys game or already here?!?!.. what clubs are you going to visit.. what are the best clubs I'm getting the feeling it's up between dehilas & cheerleaders.. any other good…

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This is a club I'm not visiting

WTF would you name a club in the US Saigon Passion?

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New To The Life

Hey gents. Recently married and I've been bouncing back n forth between an ASP or frequenting SCs & hoping to find an ATF of sorts. I figure I break even either way ($200+ on ASP vs multiple trips to SC…

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Aluminam cans, glass bottles and old news papers

Ever collect and recycle this.shit just to buy bbbjcim from a sexy little slut ?

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An typical female ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4

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eccentricities

Now, I'm not talking about the really weird shit -- though feel free to share that too -- but this seemed like a topic that would engender some good stories. When C was nervous, she would start (half-unknowingly) affecting this incredibly…

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Me First Article

Hey all, I've just published my 1st article. Not too much to it – I originally intended to post it on the discussion board but it was a bit involved/long and thus I decided to submit it as an article. If…

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Doin't loiter in Providence

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- An undercover investigation has resulted in the arrest of two women on prostitution charges for allegedly soliciting two Providence police detectives at the Satin Doll, a strip club in the downtown arts district. Jarolin Abad-Ruiz, 24, of 13…

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When is it too much?

In putting together a goofy post for an even goofier thread yesterday, I listed out the states that I could recall doing OTC in during the last 10 years. This is really the first time I ever thought about…

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Strip Club Raided in the Holy Land

Strippers arrested in Israel. http://www.timesofisrael.com/police-arrest-15-women-in-raid-on-haifa-strip-club/

Wanna Sit On It

When I first began to visit "gentlemen" clubs, I couldn't see what the fuss was about. Sure, it was nice to see some naked women I'd never seen before, but it seemed more like a case of "selling the sizzle, not the steak." Dancers rarely approached me and if they did sit and chat for awhile and then offered a dance, the dance was mostly frustrating, since they were very specific about what I could and could not touch. But something changed. I'm not sure why; perhaps it's maturity on my part. A few years ago, I was on a trip and went into a ***** club just to do something a bit out of the normal routine. To my surprise,…

I Know That I'm Fat

As an entertainer on quite a few different levels I've always really admired exotic dancers and I've always wanted to try it myself. Afterall my Mother danced for years and now my sister does as well. I've been entertaining the idea of being entertainer for years and years and now I'm at a point in my life where if I don't do it now I'll most likely regret it later. I researched everything thoroughly, as I typically do, and the problem I kept encountering was my weight. I've bounced between a size 10 and a size 14 numerous times in the past decade. Before that I was a fit and muscular (and sore and miserable) size 6. I was a former athlete…

Squirters

Squirting. I've heard it mentioned before on TUSCL with regard to certain dancers. I had actually never experienced a squirter until about two weeks ago (mid-September 2013). I was at a black dive down here in Miami on a late weekday afternoon in which the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers and the mileage was high. I had a dark-skinned brickhouse dancing for me – she was a bit older – looked in her late 20s or 30 but as many WOCs she carried her age well – she was nice and thick in all the right places with some nice fat C's; thick meaty thighs; and nice round ass. I was sitting on a bar stool in…

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Describe a dancer to one of your buddies so that he can cash in on a treasure.

Is there any point in telling him her hair color? I've seen some that change color more often than some guys change their underwear and others that wear wigs, extensions, etc.

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Break the other negotiation impasse...

Suppose you're PL McConnell and Harriet Reid is the hottest stripper you've ever seen in your life. But, as luck always seems to have it (in my experience), she does not do P4P. Your testicles are dangerously close…

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thank this will work ?

Recruiting FEMALES for an Adult Website! We only want to work with the best and our starting pay for FEMALES models is $2,000.00 for a solo production. If you think you have what it takes, send your pictures (face and body, either…

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Bottoms Up!

When you spy a dancer who just happens to be blessed with a super duper, bubbliscious booty, what do you prefer her ass to be wrapped tight in? A thong from the jump or just the hint…

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Blood, Plasma and Bone Morrow

Ever donated this shit from your body just to keep fuckin dirty little whores ?

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Managers that act like A**holes

I have been going to strip joints since the early 1980's and have never had any problems with managers, bouncers, bartenders or waitresses. I am always polite and tip well for good service. So I stop by my favorite club…

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Detroit's Strip Club Prophet on HBO

HBO series on Al Markowitz larger than life player on the Detroit club scene. This guy is sure to put on a a great show. No surprises here. Can't wait. http://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/6708/topless_prophet_local_king_of_strip_to_star_in_reality_tv_show#.Ul3RszK9KSM

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OT: ESPN 30 for 30

The ESPN documentary film series 30 for 30 has been terrific. A few flops, but many have been very good. Tonight should be a good one. "No Más" about the Leonard/Duran rivalry. Happy Lapping boys and girls.

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Today Is ----

Today is National Grouch Day. (I don't dream this crap up) Did you buy anyone a card? Verification: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/15/born-grumpy-todays-national-grouch-day/

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What would u do if you found out this?

You have been fucking your ATF about 38 months. Currently your fucking her OTC at motel as she quit dancing when she married 3rd husband about 18 mo ago. Before that u were fucking her itc as well.…

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Las Vegas SCs for Couples

Has anyone been to LV clubs with their spouses or significant others? If so, do you have any recommendations? My wife and I are new to the scene, but have been to a couple of SCs and had…