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Wonderful finish

gawker
gawker763220

Older than dirt

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish.

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BagBoyJames

Bbjames is a bad ass I know

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dallas702

There was a young man from Nave, who kept a dead whore in a cave. One tit was missing, she smelled like shit, but think of the money he saved!

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SlickSpic

Good one, Gawker.

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Hugh_G_Rection

CLUB O in Harvey IL recently hired a giant lizard from the Chicago Zoo to be their bathroom troll. I'm sure all have heard of the Commode-O Dragon!

Then there was Rudolf, A Russian mob boss who vacationed here in America and decided to take up fly fishing. He painted the toes of his hip waders with bright red paint- now we have Rudolf in red toed rain gear!!

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mikeya02

Then there was the confused nurse who got in trouble for fingering a prick instead of pricking a finger.

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