Give your dog a bone

Bro I ducked them with my big ol milk bone

Only when I need me a slumpbuster.

Only happened to me once, it was a backstreet club in Prague not frequented by tourists, the reason why became apparent to me very quickly. I was in the club less than a minute.

No.

No, but I did once walk in a small town strip club with a couple of dozen carnations and passed them out to the dancers. A few of the women might have rated one of your milk bones but most were 7s or 8s. (I had stopped in a grocery store, one town over, to buy beer and the grocery manager gave me the flowers that were left over from some promotion). The flowers were a big hit even with management. I drank for free all night, and never lacked for company. One dancer said she had been having a terrible day but I made her feel good. On a trip to VIP, she returned the favor!

That is an awesome story dallas702

I once visited Godivas in Greenville. I didn't stay long. Never went back. I did buy a beer and drank it.