Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Well, a lot of plusses &...

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SamPerkins_420
Oct 22, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Well, a lot of plusses & minuses. The plusses include plenty of free parking, lots of security, very cheap drink specials (like $1.50 for a bottle of beer, as cheap as anywhere in Chicago), lots of women. Also good, cheap food.

Minuses - very strict dress code (a friend of mine got denied admission for wearing a "hoodie" - it was a Balmain zipped hoodie, just google it, probably $1k. Not some ghetto hoodrat hoodie), very strict no touching policies, bouncers hover over you during dances, cameras everywhere. I've had a couple of girls there that would let me have a little fun, but very little.

I guess this place does it right - it's no very convenient for people that live in Chicago, so they keep it cheap, have great specials on both food & drink, and have a lot of nude women. Just don't expect to go and get off like at clubs in other places like Detroit, Atlanta or Miami. It's just a different type of experience.

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