Squirters

Squirters are rare and even rarer for one to let loose in a club, because of the cleanup.

My experience is that about 80% of women can or will allow themselves to squirt if you hit the right spot. If you know what you're doing, it takes less then 10 seconds. I actually bet a cheeky little girlfriend years ago that I could make her cum / squirt in less than 10 seconds and she was absolutely determined to prove me wrong. She lasted approximately 8 seconds and she was literally pissed off! True story. Another girlfriend could easily squirt 3 times in less than 5 minutes -- lots of fluid loss, believe me. You have to work the thumb on the front / anterior part of her vag (the so-called G spot). Works best when she's doggy position. Move your hand / thumb up and down vigorously, as opposed to side to side. I accidentally discovered it back in high school, but it took me another 10 years to understand what actually happened and how to master it. Always a huge turn-on for me, but current girlfriend cannot do it (won't let herself go, I suspect), which is ironic, no? That partially explains why I'm going down to Tijuana this weekend.

I’ve fingered my fare share of dancers in SCs before some of which have gotten extremely wet and to the point of cumming (or at least pre-cumming). With these dancers; I’ve felt the wet cuchie but have never seen them drip per se.

What I experienced with the ebony as described in the OP was along the lines of the video clip in the link below – except the dancer was sitting down on the edge of a bar stool and thus in the vertical position w/ all the fluid draining onto the carpet.

I had never seen anything like what I did w/ this dancer or what is depicted in the vid below (see 1st scene at around 17 seconds) – that amount of fluid made it seem like pee and not cum – but as I mentioned in the OP; the dancer’s cum/squirt did not look nor smell like pee and she claimed she had cummed – I was just a bit dumbfounded since I had never experienced anything like what I experienced w/ the dancer or what is portrayed in the vid below:

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Dam Papi. This could have been you. :)

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I have never had a dancer squirt, maybe one day....

My wife is a huge squirter and I can make most women do it rather easily. A few strippers have asked me to do it in VIP and the floor usually gets pretty wet. One time the wife and I were in the VIP with a dancer and I had them both doing it......I hope nobody used that booth afterwards

The term squirter is unfortunately used by scam porners. It used to mean the discharge of smegma, in which case it's the hottest thing alive; but I hate pissing episodes, in which case the porner is a lying asshole and, if my sex partner, the girl owes me an apology.

Good story/article Papi. Thanks for sharing.

I had a squirter once. The bouncer walked by for his once a song check right when it happened

I've had a couple of strippers squirt, one of them on my living room carpet. :)

Hey All,

Thanks to those that have posted.

I write all my TUSCL stuff off-line per se on my laptop’s MS-Word and then I copy/paste onto TUSCL.

For some reason the last 2 sentences of my original article did not show when my article was published. Don’t know if I messed up in the copy/paste process or if somehow my article was modified during the submission and publishing.

Anyway – the original title was supposed to have a question mark at the end – i.e. “Squirters ?” and the last 2 sentences of the article were to be the following question:

“Have you had a squirter experience before? How often have you ran into squirters? What are your insights into the squirt culture :) ?”

Some of you have posted your “squirteous” experiences :) – would be interested what experiences anyone else has had since for me it was a first. Thanks.

Good article, Papi. @Dr. F- ten seconds? Come on, let's not strain credulity. What you're getting is a pissed off woman and a pissed on man.

@Otto....I have to agree with Dr F. My personal record is 11 seconds, but there is a bit of warm up involved so that has to be excluded of course. :)

Just one single squirter for me also. First encounter with her in the club was about an hour during which she squirted three times. First time was when she rubbed one out for me. I was dumbfounded and sure that it was piss - but it sure didn't smell like piss. Second time she squirts I am doing the rubbing. I warily touch my wet finger to my tongue - definitely not piss. Third time she squirts I am doing DATY - WOW!, this is enchanting for me. She consents to FS so I finally get mine but she doesn't squirt when we do the deed. In addition her pussy was the tightest that my good buddy, Mr. Wood, has ever entered.

I am now smitten with this creature and in the next few months spend thousands of dollars flying back and forth across Canada to satisfy my lust, finally bringing her out to my place for a long weekend. The squirting continues but sadly, I discover that she is just about the stupidest person that I have ever met.

I can't stand her stupidity and cut her loose. I still think of her often however, since the sex with her remains the best sex that I have ever experienced.

The squirt instead of pee as long as they don't eat asparagus.

I've experienced it with one dancer at Heartbreaker's in Columbia, SC. Fortunately I was wearing shorts and it hit me in the leg. Among my hottest lap dances ever!

In civilife I've been fortunate enough to encounter 2 ladies with that ability...one actually told me it was the first time she had ever done that..and she's done it half a dozen times since then. I think I've found her spot, although it takes way longer than 10 seconds, but isn't getting there half the fun?

Otto22: I actually counted the seconds off as I gave her the "magic thumb" and it was 8 seconds, MUCH to my girlfriend's chagrin and actually anger. Granted, I obviously knew her to be an easy squirt from experience, so that's why I was so confident. Also, she was turning into a real little bitch at that point and I wanted to re-establish the firm upper hand (or should I say thumb?). And OBVIOUSLY it wasn't piss, dude... Give a 45 year old long-time "playboy" who works in healthcare at least a little credit in being able to distinguish body fluids! It smells quite sweet from my experience -- kind of reminds me of the puffed wheat cereal my grandma used to give me when I was a little kid, to be honest! Or maybe like real maple syrup, the kind from Quebec or Vermont. Plus, it's never any shade of yellow. I've yet to taste it -- that's not really my thing -- but have lathered various gals and myself in it, so I've handled it plenty of times (guestimating about 50 or so times). Granted, sometimes urine is sweet smelling and tasting too, especially among diabetics, but I now know the difference and the girls will confirm it -- although they will often say that it feels "similar" to having to release a pee which likely explains why some won't allow themselves to do it. Unfortunately, I just got back from Tijuana and couldn't get my prize chica to squirt even after many minutes of trying in the VIP cubicle, but had a tremendous time nonetheless. Lengthy article to follow about that... stay posted. Once you get the technique down, it takes a surprisingly small amount of time for some girls to squirt, substantially less than it does for guys to cum, for sure. No need for me to embellish Otto22, and there's even some porn videos that show the rapidity of release starting from the moment of rubbing. Aside from that 8 second record, I would say the average time of squirting for those past girlfriends was in the neighborhood of 15-20 seconds, which is still pretty quick.

I must say – the brickhouse ebony I was with (mentioned in my OP) did not take too long to burst – and her 2nd burst seemed bigger and took much much less time – part of the reason I was a bit taken aback and confused.

We had had two separate rounds of several very high contact LDs in a row where she had been working my bare penis and I had been working her bare kitty (with our hands) – so she may have been pretty worked up by the time I started fingering her hard and intensely and thus the subsequent large squirts.

Sounds about right Papi_Chulo, from my experience. The first time I experienced the squirting was with my high school girlfriend (we were 18) and we had high sexual tension all afternoon, but couldn't do anything about it due to circumstances. But the minute we were in my room at home, it took about 20-30 seconds of relatively inexperienced fingering to make her gush. About as much as a medium-size glass of water for reference. It didn't really squirt in a stream, but gushed like letting a mouth full of water just run down your chin / chest due to gravity. She was embarrassed, but really flushed and excited. I didn't know what to say and she didn't volunteer anything verbally, so it remained a mystery for the next decade or more (it never happened again with that girl and we were broken up 6 months or so later). I examined my sheets after she left thinking it was urine, but it sure didn't seem like it. I just knew it was a turn on and wanted to do it again to someone else. In those days -- well before the internet / Google -- it was difficult to find information on such topics. None of my friends had experienced it yet, I didn't have access to any Playboy or Penthouse magazine articles, and I didn't dare ask my Dad, so I was SOL. Regardless, 8 seconds is possible gents, as long as your technique is sharp and your intent is focused. Hit the G-spot and start pounding your thumb up and down on it -- although almost any kind of rubbing will eventually get the job done, I assume. It helps if she is all worked up / horny, but my bitchy psychologist girlfriend later proved it's not necessary. Plus, that bitch was on anti-depressants at the time, which not only kills the libido, but it reduces vaginal secretions... and she still squirted like a garden hose! Happy hunting.

I agree "magicrat," it's fun taking your time to get there for sure, but I had a point to prove to that bitchy psychologist, that's how my record was established and why I actually bothered to count. I usually derive more pleasure from taking my time, but it depends a lot on the attitude of the girl I'm with. I once had a gal remind me not to get her sheets soiled during a session, so I thought piss on her (pun intended) and hammered her with the magic thumb ride and soaked her Egyptian cotton in under 20 seconds just to prove a point. Hey, do you want to cum or not you little fucking Princess??? I didn't even bother to stick a dick in her. All she could later gasp was, "You fucker..." That cheeky twat later tried to make herself squirt on my prized Water Buffalo suede sofa to get back at me, but couldn't do it to herself, so I spun her around tossed her on the carpet and plunged her for less than 15 seconds before she released her fluids into the white shag -- and then I did fuck her because it was just too hot of a scene not to.

But remember, once you lay the thumb in there and decide it's game time, you should be hosed in less than 20 seconds. Wear your gators! BTW, some may actually squirt a stream of fluid, but most technically gush instead.

Dr. F...of the 2 civi squirters, one is a gusher while the other could send a stream the length of her leg once you got her worked up. Both could soak a set of sheets for sure.

Well I'll be damned! This article and dialogue about squirting, plus my recent failure in Tijuana, got me really thinking about technique and why my main gal hasn't done it in 6 years -- although I essentially gave up trying many moons ago. So last night I dug in and refused to be deterred. We've never actually talked about it -- she's not a down and dirty girl -- so she is oblivious to my squirting mission. Well, I really took my time and built up to it and low and behold... jackpot. Not a huge gush, but one nonetheless, and she was quite surprised by it. I really couldn't believe it -- I guess she just needed more time after all -- about 45 seconds. I didn't say a word, but she obviously realized my new-found gusto and keen interest in her. In fact, I tried to grab her this morning before she was off to work -- to no avail -- but you should have seen the look of lust in her eyes. In short, thanks very much Papi_Chulo! You inadvertently re-energized a relationship.

I had a couple different strippers tell me they were squirters, my standard reply is "So am I".

Good article bro. Thanks

some girls just squirt. I brought 2 girls to a VIP. Girl A warned us she was a squirter. Girl A started licking out girl B. Girl B was moaning and enjoying. It was Girl A that was turned on enough to squirt.

last time I did that which is about less than three weeks ago, she got my pants a little wet, I didn't know she came until I felt my pants got it. Felt like a small flow of brake fluid, did not smell like pee, but more like sweet pussy juice.