I was in Columbus Saturday to...

I was in Columbus Saturday to tailgate before the Iowa game, and once my buddies (Iowa fans) left for the game, and after I got a bite to eat in German Village, I made a beeline for my favorite of the dive-strip bars, Ol' DJ's!

I don't think I had been to DJ's since I moved to The Sticks last year, but not much has changed. The one notable exception was the raised stage for pole dancing. Other than that, the prices and rules remained the same.

I was there about 10-15 minutes before any of the three gals on shift approached me. The one who did was at first more interested in the bar top game than me, but after I asked her to dance on stage for me, she warmed up to me...and my money. After a couple songs and some (very small, very deflated) breast flashing, she joined me again at the bar. I bought her a $20 drink and we began to fondle each other to increasing degrees. (At one point we compared our mutual love of getting rimjobs and her stating her regular giving of rimjobs to her "millionaire boyfriend". Gotta love strippers and their bullshit.)