home made liquied lapdance

Ldk wannabe

Put some dawn in your mouth so you can kiss your mom with it

Lol joe your just crazy

One the weekends I get paid 2.74 an hour to wash dishes for the salvation army soup kitchen...they also give me a place to sleep and showers

I'm James and I'm an original bad ass

Hey BagBoy, you need to try your idea out and report back! When it comes to these kinds of experiments I don't want to be the first rhesus monkey. I don't want Dawn, cum and tattered plastic all over myself and my girl!

Lol....I'm going to put my Dick and balls in a zip lock bag with the lemon scented dawn....it should be a clean finish

Don't hurt yourself

Don't wort Joe I ant crazy

My name is James and I'm a hard core bad Ass

Lol BagBoy Juice

I tried cellophane wrap as a condom once and it had the effect of sanding my dick. I was VERY sore. Don't use a baggie; the cellophane is more abrasive than it might seem! You need something less clingy.

Like duck tape and elmers glue ?

I puts sum grape jelllo in my boxers fo my lapdance pants !

Lol juiice

bagBoyDude...I think the Juiiceman is onto something here. But wear depends but line it with cellophane. Then pour honey in there. I bet that will be an experience.

If that doesn't give you a groovy jizz in trou then go for Duct Tape and Crazy Glue my friend. Nothin' else like that experience.

Just don't use Palmolive. If it softens hands while you do the dishes, imagine what else it softens when you get a Lapdance.

Lol slick

LOL all you fucks