Liquid lap dance just cost way to fuckin much for James so I was laying up in some tall grass last night with my dog Jessie and I figured I could use a bottle of dawn dish wash in my undies and I could jizz and stay clean during my leather and lace $5 lapdance sessions
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home made liquied lapdance
Oct 18, 2013, 9:46 AM
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Put some dawn in your mouth so you can kiss your mom with it
Lol joe your just crazy
One the weekends I get paid 2.74 an hour to wash dishes for the salvation army soup kitchen...they also give me a place to sleep and showers
I'm James and I'm an original bad ass
Hey BagBoy, you need to try your idea out and report back! When it comes to these kinds of experiments I don't want to be the first rhesus monkey. I don't want Dawn, cum and tattered plastic all over myself and my girl!
Lol....I'm going to put my Dick and balls in a zip lock bag with the lemon scented dawn....it should be a clean finish
Don't hurt yourself
Don't wort Joe I ant crazy
My name is James and I'm a hard core bad Ass
Lol BagBoy Juice
I tried cellophane wrap as a condom once and it had the effect of sanding my dick. I was VERY sore. Don't use a baggie; the cellophane is more abrasive than it might seem! You need something less clingy.
Like duck tape and elmers glue ?
I puts sum grape jelllo in my boxers fo my lapdance pants !
Lol juiice
bagBoyDude...I think the Juiiceman is onto something here. But wear depends but line it with cellophane. Then pour honey in there. I bet that will be an experience.
If that doesn't give you a groovy jizz in trou then go for Duct Tape and Crazy Glue my friend. Nothin' else like that experience.
Just don't use Palmolive. If it softens hands while you do the dishes, imagine what else it softens when you get a Lapdance.
Lol slick
LOL all you fucks
Ldk wannabe