home made liquied lapdance

17 comments

• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Ldk wannabe
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Put some dawn in your mouth so you can kiss your mom with it
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Lol joe your just crazy
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  One the weekends I get paid 2.74 an hour to wash dishes for the salvation army soup kitchen...they also give me a place to sleep and showers
  
  I'm James and I'm an original bad ass
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  Hey BagBoy, you need to try your idea out and report back! When it comes to these kinds of experiments I don't want to be the first rhesus monkey. I don't want Dawn, cum and tattered plastic all over myself and my girl!
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Lol....I'm going to put my Dick and balls in a zip lock bag with the lemon scented dawn....it should be a clean finish
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Don't hurt yourself
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Don't wort Joe I ant crazy
  
  My name is James and I'm a hard core bad Ass
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol BagBoy Juice
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  I tried cellophane wrap as a condom once and it had the effect of sanding my dick. I was VERY sore. Don't use a baggie; the cellophane is more abrasive than it might seem! You need something less clingy.
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Like duck tape and elmers glue ?
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  I puts sum grape jelllo in my boxers fo my lapdance pants !
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Lol juiice
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  bagBoyDude...I think the Juiiceman is onto something here. But wear depends but line it with cellophane. Then pour honey in there. I bet that will be an experience.
  
  If that doesn't give you a groovy jizz in trou then go for Duct Tape and Crazy Glue my friend. Nothin' else like that experience.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Just don't use Palmolive. If it softens hands while you do the dishes, imagine what else it softens when you get a Lapdance.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol slick
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  LOL all you fucks