Liquid lap dance just cost way to fuckin much for James so I was laying up in some tall grass last night with my dog Jessie and I figured I could use a bottle of dawn dish wash in my undies and I could jizz and stay clean during my leather and lace $5 lapdance sessions
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Put some dawn in your mouth so you can kiss your mom with it
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Lol joe your just crazy
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One the weekends I get paid 2.74 an hour to wash dishes for the salvation army soup kitchen...they also give me a place to sleep and showers
I'm James and I'm an original bad ass
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Hey BagBoy, you need to try your idea out and report back! When it comes to these kinds of experiments I don't want to be the first rhesus monkey. I don't want Dawn, cum and tattered plastic all over myself and my girl!
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Lol....I'm going to put my Dick and balls in a zip lock bag with the lemon scented dawn....it should be a clean finish
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Don't hurt yourself
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Don't wort Joe I ant crazy
My name is James and I'm a hard core bad Ass
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Lol BagBoy Juice
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I tried cellophane wrap as a condom once and it had the effect of sanding my dick. I was VERY sore. Don't use a baggie; the cellophane is more abrasive than it might seem! You need something less clingy.
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Like duck tape and elmers glue ?
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I puts sum grape jelllo in my boxers fo my lapdance pants !
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Lol juiice
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bagBoyDude...I think the Juiiceman is onto something here. But wear depends but line it with cellophane. Then pour honey in there. I bet that will be an experience.
If that doesn't give you a groovy jizz in trou then go for Duct Tape and Crazy Glue my friend. Nothin' else like that experience.
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Just don't use Palmolive. If it softens hands while you do the dishes, imagine what else it softens when you get a Lapdance.
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Lol slick
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LOL all you fucks
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