This club was a little bit...

This club was a little bit of an enigma. How is it that I can go to a club with $235 and yet still leave with $205 in my pocket?

I show up on a slow Monday nite. There are only 4 girls dancing that night. All of them attractive (7/8/9) and the waitress Kelly, a pure knockout. Sadly, Kelly was the only one of them that spent more than 15 seconds talking to me.

I would have gladly bought dances from any/all of them but outside of the thank-you that I got when I tipped them onstage, I never got a glance. Now this is odd because a) I'm kinda hard to miss (6'4", 240) and b) There were only 4 customers in the whole club.