First time visiting this club, I...

First time visiting this club, I arrived at 11:30am. Upon pulling up to the club, I thought it was a mandatory valet parking club. The valet guy was very courteous and helpful. He informed that it was valet or self park for $5. I self parked.

The club opens at 11am, I thought I'd be safe coming in at 11:30am. Boy was I wrong. I walk into the club, they're still setting up for the day with all the lights still on inside. I see that they do have girls in ready to go, and I decide to hang out til things get going. One quickly comes over, talks with me briefly, and then excuses herself to go out back to smoke. About 30 minutes later, another girl comes by to introduce herself and talk. Her 'name' was Nicky. After a few minutes of talking, she excuses herself. Now mind you, all this time no one has been on stage, and I haven't seen anything. Despite the fact that there were at least 6-8 strippers in the club. The entire time I was there it was seeing then shuffle from the dressing room to out back to smoke.

Well, around 10 after 12, I though I was finally going to see some action. Nicky got on the stage and started to dance. After a few minutes, I moved closer to the stage and continued to watch her for about 10 minutes. Mind you this was all dancing in her bikini, no stripping of any kind. Now, I'm the only guy there, so I'm definetly going to tip her when she begins to strip. It doesn't happen, I lose my patience for this vapid stripper and walk out.