Well, BagBoyJames was in my neighborhood last night chanting "MAN-DANG-A-LOW" at the top of his lungs. Scared a lot of folks and parents were covering their kids' ears. But I figure he was just trying to attract a mate. Call the cops when it kept going on past 1 AM 'cos that was a little ridiculous. But still, had he cut it 'round midnight i would have been cool.
How many of you pervos have a mating call?


Q. What's the mating call of a stripper?
A. "I'm so drunk!" A. "I need money for rent." A. "We can have a lot of fun in VIP for $200."