Strangest thing I ever said to a stripper

Last night I went to a new club where a friend of mine is dating a Bartender. He thinks she is doing VIP dances when she insists she does not,so he asked me to go do a little recon work for him. He even offered to give me 200 bucks to use to pay for the trip to the VIP if she will go. Well the club was totally empty so I was surrounded by 4 strippers and only got to talk to the barmaid enough to start a little ground work for next week. Well eventually the girls moved away and it was me and 1 heavily tatted up little spinner she asked if I wanted a dance I said yeah so we went in back it was a very wide open area probably the tamest dance I have had in a long time but not bad just no happy ending in her mouth like I am used to. When the song got started she said I hate this song, it was country song Live like you are dying. After a short time she told me this song make me want to shoot myself in the face, well I looked her straight in the eye and said "just so you know if you do I am going to hurry up and fuck you before you get cold". She didn't miss a beat and came back with I want you to fuck me in the hole left from the bullet. I said I would cum in that hole she said I want the cum to run out my nose after you cum. Well after that conversation we finished our dance and I said goodnight and headed out to see my ATF at my usual club. I was thinking about that conversation and honestly couldn't believe I said that but it was pretty funny that we both kept the conversation going and progressing to a new low with every word. So tell me have any of you ever heard anything that ridicules said to a girl 20 minutes after you meet her, I even surprised myself to say that on 2 beers. Nasty bastard that I am.