Grossest thing that you have ever seen on stage.

31 comments

• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  A first time dancer, the day she turned 18, in a white bikini, starts her . on stage!
• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  Porn star Lene Hefner pulls a young women up on stage and goes down on her pussy with a vengeance!
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  Miley Cyrus
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  Surprisingly I haven't seen anything too gross. The grossest would probably be when fat girls dance on stage.
• lotsoffun201

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  10 years ago

  The old donkey show in TJ. Scarred for life!
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Richmond Virginia. Fat cow who made the stage shake and the pole bend violently. Stay away from Virginia clubs.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  I usually don't care for features or special events - but a club I frequent hosted a "Big & Beautiful" contest. I was interested because I enjoy "thicker" women and I thought it was going to be a show with girls with cute faces but bodies just a little to fleshy to be strippers. I was dead wrong! These women were morbidly obese. Several had to be well over 300 pounds. Gross.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Do ROB's count?
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  motor, I wouldn't admit what you did! :)
• deogol

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  10 years ago

  Like watchin a horror movie!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I was at a club once on amature night. The lap dance area is in the open and I was getting a naughty (for that club) dance. The dancer was rubbing my pants vigerously and I looked over and there was this amature on stage that definitely weighed over 300 pounds. I wouldnt be surprisedbif she was between 350-400 pounds. I just about lost my libido.
• tumblingdice

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  10 years ago

  My future ex.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  ^^^ may be a good thing for light switches
• tumblingdice

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  10 years ago

  CrazyJoe,I was always on dim with her.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Lol tumble
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  10 years ago

  I had the exact same experience as Motor. And, I like thick and BBW types as well. A local club had a "BBW Night" last August. There were eight contestants. They seemed to go up on stage in order of weight--"slimmest" to the heaviest. I sat right at the stage at first. But by contestant no. 7, I had to get up and move to the back of the club. As soon as this one girl approached the stage, I knew I wouldn't be able to withstand seeing her undress. Apparently the contest was successful because the same club held it again recently; but this time, I didn't go.
• Prim0

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  10 years ago

  There's fat and then there's fat and disgusting. How about the fat ones that obviously can't reach everywhere while washing...and get those darker skin patches near joints or skin folds... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
• dallas702

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  10 years ago

  OKC, OK club around '98 or '99, I stepped up to the stage to tip a cute dancer and stayed a few minutes when she finished her dance and immediately pounced on my lap. The next (only slightly overweight) dancer came across the stage, knelt in front of us and spun around to show her ass. Just as the dancer pushed her butt within inches of our faces - she farted - a greasy, particle drooling, smelly fart. I don't think she did it on purpose, she really did seem mortified, and left the stage for a restroom, crying. But Uuuugggggggggggggggggggggg was that awful. The little dancer in my lap covered her mouth and ran for the back - she didn't return. I was trying to avoid puking and checking myself for shit spray. The DJ saw it happen and that asshole was laughing so hard he couldn't even set up the next song. I had nightmares about that hairy asshole burying me in butt grease!
• bang69

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  10 years ago

  Once I saw a girl start that time of the month on stage
• tumblingdice

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  10 years ago

  Don't even get me started on that time of month. It's my right as a RINO.
• gatorfan

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  10 years ago

  Puking
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Hot, I saw that in Austin, TX one time, "Bridget the Midget". I couldn't believe the guys flocking to the stage, and getting pictures with her afterwards. What I did was get some quality dances from the hottest women there while the idiots were attuned to the stage.
• minnow

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  10 years ago

  dallas702- That doesn't count, unless you were in a nude club. I guess my grossest stage show was a feature performer sticking some lollipops in her vagina, then handing them out. But its not as bad as 2 of my coworkers incidents. One who saw a drugged up dancer (accidentaly) drop a deuce on stage. Second one was enjoying the dancer in a peep show up to the final seconds when he found out it was a chick with a dick.
• luvthepus

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  10 years ago

  Seen a girl once shit on customer while giving a couch dance she came running out of the back and got shit all over the place she never came back and neither did the customer
• yndy

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  10 years ago

  @dallas- your post had me laughing as hard as the DJ you mention!!!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  This is some funny shit! Literally
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  I just can't stand this kind of crap! ;-)
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  ATAC, Why must you dump on everyone's parade? :)
• rl27

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  10 years ago

  I once saw a dancer fall from the stage and gashed her leg really bad. There was blood all over the stage especially on the sharp corner where she cut herself. They took her in the back and called an ambulance. The management then came up spent about 10 minutes wiping it down very badly. There was still a lot of blood smears on the stage, especially the corner, then the dancers went back on stage avoiding the blood smears as much as possible.
• DandyDan

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  10 years ago

  Fat chicks don't bother me nearly as much as the really skinny girls where you see their whole ribcage and they don't look like they have any tits at all. There was a girl I saw once in Rockford, IL way back when I was new to stripclubbing who looked totally anorexic. I don't see how that can be sexually appealing to anyone.
• GrapeDrank69

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  10 years ago

  Period stan