Grossest thing that you have ever seen on stage.

A first time dancer, the day she turned 18, in a white bikini, starts her . on stage!

Porn star Lene Hefner pulls a young women up on stage and goes down on her pussy with a vengeance!

Miley Cyrus

Surprisingly I haven't seen anything too gross. The grossest would probably be when fat girls dance on stage.

The old donkey show in TJ. Scarred for life!

Richmond Virginia. Fat cow who made the stage shake and the pole bend violently. Stay away from Virginia clubs.

I usually don't care for features or special events - but a club I frequent hosted a "Big & Beautiful" contest. I was interested because I enjoy "thicker" women and I thought it was going to be a show with girls with cute faces but bodies just a little to fleshy to be strippers.

I was dead wrong! These women were morbidly obese. Several had to be well over 300 pounds. Gross.

Do ROB's count?

motor,

I wouldn't admit what you did! :)

Like watchin a horror movie!

I was at a club once on amature night. The lap dance area is in the open and I was getting a naughty (for that club) dance. The dancer was rubbing my pants vigerously and I looked over and there was this amature on stage that definitely weighed over 300 pounds. I wouldnt be surprisedbif she was between 350-400 pounds. I just about lost my libido.

My future ex.

^^^ may be a good thing for light switches

CrazyJoe,I was always on dim with her.

Lol tumble

I had the exact same experience as Motor. And, I like thick and BBW types as well. A local club had a "BBW Night" last August. There were eight contestants. They seemed to go up on stage in order of weight--"slimmest" to the heaviest. I sat right at the stage at first. But by contestant no. 7, I had to get up and move to the back of the club. As soon as this one girl approached the stage, I knew I wouldn't be able to withstand seeing her undress. Apparently the contest was successful because the same club held it again recently; but this time, I didn't go.

There's fat and then there's fat and disgusting. How about the fat ones that obviously can't reach everywhere while washing...and get those darker skin patches near joints or skin folds...


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OKC, OK club around '98 or '99, I stepped up to the stage to tip a cute dancer and stayed a few minutes when she finished her dance and immediately pounced on my lap. The next (only slightly overweight) dancer came across the stage, knelt in front of us and spun around to show her ass. Just as the dancer pushed her butt within inches of our faces - she farted - a greasy, particle drooling, smelly fart. I don't think she did it on purpose, she really did seem mortified, and left the stage for a restroom, crying. But Uuuugggggggggggggggggggggg was that awful.

The little dancer in my lap covered her mouth and ran for the back - she didn't return. I was trying to avoid puking and checking myself for shit spray. The DJ saw it happen and that asshole was laughing so hard he couldn't even set up the next song. I had nightmares about that hairy asshole burying me in butt grease!

Once I saw a girl start that time of the month on stage

Don't even get me started on that time of month. It's my right as a RINO.

Puking

Hot,

I saw that in Austin, TX one time, "Bridget the Midget". I couldn't believe the guys flocking to the stage, and getting pictures with her afterwards. What I did was get some quality dances from the hottest women there while the idiots were attuned to the stage.

dallas702- That doesn't count, unless you were in a nude club.

I guess my grossest stage show was a feature performer sticking some lollipops in her vagina, then handing them out. But its not as bad as 2 of my coworkers incidents. One who saw a drugged up dancer (accidentaly) drop a deuce on stage. Second one was enjoying the dancer in a peep show up to the final seconds when he found out it was a chick with a dick.

Seen a girl once shit on customer while giving a couch dance she came running out of the back and got shit all over the place she never came back and neither did the customer

@dallas- your post had me laughing as hard as the DJ you mention!!!

This is some funny shit! Literally

I just can't stand this kind of crap!

;-)

ATAC,

Why must you dump on everyone's parade? :)

I once saw a dancer fall from the stage and gashed her leg really bad. There was blood all over the stage especially on the sharp corner where she cut herself. They took her in the back and called an ambulance.

The management then came up spent about 10 minutes wiping it down very badly. There was still a lot of blood smears on the stage, especially the corner, then the dancers went back on stage avoiding the blood smears as much as possible.

Fat chicks don't bother me nearly as much as the really skinny girls where you see their whole ribcage and they don't look like they have any tits at all. There was a girl I saw once in Rockford, IL way back when I was new to stripclubbing who looked totally anorexic. I don't see how that can be sexually appealing to anyone.

Period stan