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Club Lighting

I'm i'm noticing more and more clubs or darker inside. My theory is that so men cannot take videos of girls on stage. That being said I totally understand but it's hard to Even see them on stage nowadays !…

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Entering the mind of a dancer

is something I wish I could do. I don't make threads often, but I want to vent about this. Let me first say that I realize these girls have to put up with a lot. They have to talk to dudes…

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My First Ignore

It's been over a year since I've joined this mystical, mythological, and magical site. During this time, I have yet to place anybody on ignore. Alas, somebody has to be the first. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's put your…

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How would you classify customers in the club? PL's...etc

How would you classify customers in the club if you could put them into buckets? Other than PL, I'm not even sure how to name a category. 1. PL 2. Lookers (ain't spending a dime) 3. Partiers (just getting drunk) 4. Dances only 5. Nut…

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Ch-ch-Changes...

Given the chance, what would you change about your favorite club(s)?

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OT: UConn vs. Kentucky...

Cheerleaders, that is. Haven't followed the tourney so making my pick on the hotness of the cheerleaders. I give UConn a slight edge. How about you? http://collegecheerheaven.blogspot.com/2014/04/cheerleaders-of-final-four-kentucky.html http://collegecheerheaven.blogspot.com/2014/04/cheerleaders-of-final-four-connecticut.html (Of course, if this method really worked, Florida Gators would be…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Two words: weird club. I'm not...

Two words: weird club. I'm not from Vegas, I was just visiting and the cab driver recommended treasures. Big mistake. First of all the outside is way too much for a strip club. It looks…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

After a long absence I decided...

After a long absence I decided to head back to my favorite club on, well, a Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I know it's not fair to judge a club based on a Sunday afternoon, but I…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This is an amazing place if...

This is an amazing place if you are interested in getting a lot from the girls and you don't want to spend a fortune. I started with a couple of lap dances and the girl was…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I had pretty low expectations. It...

I had pretty low expectations. It was a Wednesday night, not that late, like 9 or so, and the last couple times I'd been in were disappointing. But it had been a few months, so…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Walked in a little before 11...

Walked in a little before 11 pm. Just three dancers -- Jasmine, Whitney and Jessica -- but that's not a bad three dancers. It could have been a lot worse. Not exactly overrun with customers…

Platinum Diamonds

Monroe, North Carolina

This club has been knocked to...

This club has been knocked to the ground - no need to stop here again. I stopped by on my way into Charlotte looking for a quick dance, but the club has been demolished since…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

I visited this club last time...

I visited this club last time I was in Houston. Although it was about 30 minutes from my hotel, I was glad to have made the trip. Parking was $5 and secure.…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

This club remains my sure thing....

This club remains my sure thing. Even if Lusty's is a waste of time and I don't have time to get out to Jen's Den, I know I can find some fun here. Had such…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

I was in the area, and...

I was in the area, and recall hearing about this club by word of mouth. What I didn't recall was the friend suggesting it, and their flirtation with divvy sports bars. This is a dive, but,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

So, I still don't get why...

So, I still don't get why this club gets all the props. I was there on a Sunday afternoon -- maybe this was the problem -- but it was a fairly pathetic scene. There were probably…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went on a Monday afternoon for...

Went on a Monday afternoon for a quick visit with a friend. This was my 2nd time here, had a great time last time. Didn't see my lap dance partner from my last visit,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Door staff was nice. You walk...

Door staff was nice. You walk downstairs and pay $20 cover or I'm pretty sure there are guys handing out free passes on the street sometimes. Around 1am it was packed. Lots of girls, mixing…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club recently and this is the first ever visit to a club. I found this to be very interesting and the girls were very cute. I had fun in visiting…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

After Escapades burned down, the owner...

After Escapades burned down, the owner of that club took over The Landing Strip. Since then, it's stayed mainly the same, but I don't feel like it's as good as it was. Maybe I've grown…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and dropped by on a Friday night. The place was pretty busy but super packed. Plenty of girls per patron. The cob is a pretty standard…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Not sure what's going on with...

Not sure what's going on with this club. From the outside, it seems to be a really nice place. The decor and food (we had a meal there, and it was damn good) is great.…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Strolling downtown denver Sunday evening going...

Strolling downtown denver Sunday evening going nowhere in particular. Last week at la boheme some bum was telling me about the "nude joint" around the corner, speaking of diamond. Well as luck would have it…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

Cover cost around $10 but it...

Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the other…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Sunday night....

Stopped by on a Sunday night. Personally my favorite night to go as there is not a lot of crowd. As recently discussed there is reconfiguration of the lap dance area.…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

The club itself is not fancy...

The club itself is not fancy or high end but not nasty either. Considering it's location, there is nothing else within a couple hour drive. It's worth visiting for a topless club. The cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Rare Friday evening visit for and...

Rare Friday evening visit for and I showed up too early i.e. 7pm when the club is a bit dead. It was rocking by 8pm and of course they had a nice variety of…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Stopped at Desiree's on the way...

Stopped at Desiree's on the way back from a Cavs game. Walked in the door and everyone was sitting at the back bar. There were two girls there who were talking to the…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Went to the Gold Club as...

Went to the Gold Club as I have enjoyed it here before. The club was pretty sparse today. About 8 customers and around 4 or 5 dancers. They have a 2 dollar…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

By far our favorite club. Full...

By far our favorite club. Full nude, BYOB, and you can smoke in there (good and bad)! The stage is large, and low. Big cushy seats right up against the stage give you optimal viewing…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday. I have been there before and was not impressed but decided to give it another chance. They must have changed management because I was much more pleased…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First visit to a strip club....

First visit to a strip club. Went for my buddies 21st and I was a good time. Dancers were mostly hot and the environment is friendly. Drinks were reasonably priced and every hour is free…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Went back to Visions for the...

Went back to Visions for the first time in probably a year - in the past put off by the cold aloofness of the hottest dancers. I'm not sure if that's changed, or I…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This is my first review though...

This is my first review though I have visited many times. During the afternoon shifts there are less dancers but in my opinion they are more laid back, real and flirty. The…

Ridgewood Lounge II

West Point, Iowa

The dancers all are friendly, once...

The dancers all are friendly, once they get to know you or feel comfortable with you. It took a little while for a dancer to approach me and talk to me, but once I…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

All in all this is a...

All in all this is a good club for the area. Only strip club in the radius and for what its worth, it is a good a value. The cover is usually $2 on weekdays…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

This was the first strip club...

This was the first strip club I went to in the Seattle area, many years ago. It has not changed much. Nice location, good parking behind the building. Standard no alcohol for Wash clubs. The…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Been described plenty. Small,...

Been described plenty. Small, awkward layout with bar in center, But posh enough. I'm usually a dayshift guy but hung around for night shift for a change. 7pm review here…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I stopped by Saturday night around...

I stopped by Saturday night around 10pm. The place was packed. It reminded me of the weekends back in 2004 2005. I've mentioned it before but the place looks so much nicer now. Many girls…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Had a free pass and some...

Had a free pass and some time to kill on a rainy night so I stopped by to give this place look. Hot dancers and very nice dances. Did a special in back room behind…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I used to come here years...

I used to come here years ago. 2000-2006 general time frame. This place is nothing like it used to be. You still get $5 table dances, but the milage is not nearly as good as…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

So I walk in and you...

So I walk in and you have to go right upstairs. you pay a dollar to see a peepshow window where the girls are standing. Girls looked good for the most part. you pick one…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

After a disappointing Sunday afternoon trip...

After a disappointing Sunday afternoon trip to Flamingo in Anaheim, I decided to make the long trip to Gardena for what is usually a guaranteed party saver. You can usually find some decent or hot…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

The first time I've been there...

The first time I've been there in about 3-4 years. It was just as I remembered it. It's basically a neighborhood dive bar with strippers - which is definitely a plus in my book.…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Club is isolated, empty of customers,...

Club is isolated, empty of customers, and the girls cater to regulars. It is rumored to be a biker bar, but I never saw nor heard any bikers. There are regulars who were…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I'd heard about the fully nude...

I'd heard about the fully nude smorgasbord of naked bodies and finally decided to take the plunge. The building is a large metal framework in the middle of nowhere. Once you enter there…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The club is going through renovation...

The club is going through renovation and should be awesome when they are done. I took a seat on the back side of the bar and watched the dancers go through their routines. One dancer,…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have to admit, I generally...

I have to admit, I generally go to Talk of the Town when in Vegas to see naked babes as I usually avoid the high priced and glitzy topless places. After seeing the goods at…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Lipstix is a cool enough place...

Lipstix is a cool enough place to visit. It's a pretty laid-back atmosphere with 6-10 dancers on deck. there is plenty of variety of dancers - White Black and Hispanic and all body…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cadillac was a decent place. ...

Cadillac was a decent place. There was a mandatory valet and of course the cover charge. I got there pretty early, but when I left, the metal detectors on entry were out.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I visited on a trip to...

I visited on a trip to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Inside staff (non dancers) were very friendly and happy to help with info etc. Dancers were not pushy but did work the…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

Made another visit to Angie's while...

Made another visit to Angie's while in town. Always surprised that there are not more reviews as its the only place in town, has been for a few years. Unlike some other visits, when the…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

This was the first club I...

This was the first club I had ever gone to. Now that I am much more experienced with at least 5 other clubs (all in California)I have a better idea what to expect.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Finally made it to the Hugger!...

Finally made it to the Hugger! It's a must visit if you are in the area. I got in around 10 pm and the place was half full. There were probably 10-15…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

I've visited Elan's a few times....

I've visited Elan's a few times. It's convenient, in that there aren't many other options close by. The club itself is pretty nice once you get inside. It's located an industrial area in…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Centerfolds: one of the only few...

Centerfolds: one of the only few strip clubs in Downtown Boston. This club has no doubt the hottest girls of any. Cover is $20 and most mixed drinks are $12-14. The dance setup is not bad…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Came to check this place out...

Came to check this place out because I had heard some hype about it and saw some of their ads. its a relatively new club and you can tell by walking in. went about 5…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I stopped back here for the...

I stopped back here for the first time in 6 months or so. Not a lot has changed. I went during the week, arriving around 6.00. The club itself hasn't changed at all, still just a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to attempt to get a good judge of the strip club scene in the area. That was a mistake. This club is connected to a restaurant and you have to…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is one of the largest...

This is one of the largest strip clubs I have ever been. The club is nice the set up is great. It's a little too big for me but my first visit was fun. I…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I hadn't been to Centerfolds for...

I hadn't been to Centerfolds for many years. The last time I was here the club was very quiet with few if any ladies and not worth another visit. Over the years this…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped by the Porthole on a...

Stopped by the Porthole on a recent Saturday afternoon. As other's have mentioned it is locaed in a strip mall and has the feeling of a local dive bar rather than a strip club. I…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time dice I've been back to Rouge. Honestly, been a long time since I've been to a SC in general. The big mistake I made this time was going heavy…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

I stopped by around lunch time....

I stopped by around lunch time. The inside was pretty nice. There were approximately 7 dancers (all latina; 4 young ones sitting jaw jacking with customers and 3 getting their hustle on). Of course…

Club 1444

Springfield, Oregon

Been a while since I visited...

Been a while since I visited and found not much had changed in appearance of the club. 5 girls on shift all fairly to pretty and all friendly. Was asked for a private dance by…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Platinum Plus is located in a...

Platinum Plus is located in a shopping mall next to a dollar store. It looks like some fancy club with their name on the canopy. I got their about 1:00 pm on a Friday afternoon…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Oh Kandys Kandys there aint another...

Oh Kandys Kandys there aint another club like you.. especially where you can show wifey what fun can be had by driving a three wheeled car :D One fine saturday evening while visiting my younger brother,…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Very nice club. I was...

Very nice club. I was last there in November 2012 when they had their Asianmodelpalooza 12 event in which customers were permitted to bring their cameras and take pictures. At Asianmodelpalooza, it's most…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Very nice mps. Decoration inside is...

Very nice mps. Decoration inside is updated and modern. Clean and a friendly receptionist out front who guided me through the services the the girls provided. After initial.greeting, girls were introduced and I chose Bridgette who…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went in to check out that...

Went in to check out that place since I hadn't been there for a while. The atmosphere was quite dark and only one girl on the center stage. A couple of girls were sitting…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

OK, There's just not a...

OK, There's just not a lot of parking here. Single row of parking directly in front of club--it's kinda long, at least 100', but that seems full on a friday afternoon. I…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club, not much different than the first. club is in a somewhat shady location, and feels a bit unsafe outside, but once inside very comfortable. My favorite part…

Visions

Tyler, Texas

Out of the 3 clubs in...

Out of the 3 clubs in Tyler, this is by far the worst. They have remodeled and it is now called Visions. $20 to get in, $10 for a wristband in order to…

Hill Top

Vaudreuil-Dorion, Quebec

This place is a true hidden...

This place is a true hidden gem! Located about half-way between Ottawa and montreal, it's worth the drive in my opinion! Others have mentioned it, and I will too, your GPS will take you somewhere in…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Looks like they trying to step...

Looks like they trying to step their game up a little. Hiring some pretty girls lately. And even making some of the dancers bartenders. My thoughts on the new girls. Cynda - tall brunette, big tits,…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Cover was $8 to get in...

Cover was $8 to get in and you have to check your coats, so that's another couple of dollars. LD's are topless and $20, but no 2 way contact, although 1 of my dancers…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Well, I was in town for...

Well, I was in town for a meeting but just got in a couple of hours before the meeting and only had about an hour and half to seek out some fun! So, since…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Spent a couple of hours there...

Spent a couple of hours there from about 3:00 PM. A little quiet but in picked up shortly after. Had a dance with Sophia, a cute Russian but nothing special. Went with my favorite Channel…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

This review will actually cover 2...

This review will actually cover 2 different visits. My first visit was on a Saturday night. The place was packed with customers and hot dancers. There had to be 25 to 30 girls working that…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to stop in on a...

Decided to stop in on a Saturday night at about 9:30. The parking lot wasn't too crowded and there was no line to get in. When I left at about midnight there was a line…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I've tried this place twice and...

I've tried this place twice and both times were a washout. The first time, it was late on a weeknight...about 12:30am...but the sign said 'open until 2am". I sat down, drank about half a beer…

The Key Club

Pelham Manor, New York

Originally, my favorite strip club in...

Originally, my favorite strip club in the area was Sin City, until we got to the Key Club. We got there at 11pm but no one was dancing and cover was $20. We…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Actually been here twice, both on...

Actually been here twice, both on the weekday afternoon. The only reason I gave it a second try is because of the reviews on here so I wanted to give this place a…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Took taxi from casino. Trip was...

Took taxi from casino. Trip was Fast and easy. About $12 trip. Hands down Layla is a must see. Short gymnast type...Total package. She had impressive pole skills. Beer was free w/ tip jar. I…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

I visited this club 3 times...

I visited this club 3 times in past two months. It was packed on two occasions and there was 2-3 pretty blondes each time that caught my eye. One dancer at a time goes on…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was surprised that there was...

I was surprised that there was so many dancers on Monday afternoon. Just so happen that four or five of my favorites were there at the same time, this makes it very hard to choose, and…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I came here a while back...

I came here a while back to check out what other clubs SF has to offer other then crazy horse. The club itself used to be a porn theater that has no been transformed into…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Between the two clubs that are...

Between the two clubs that are right next to each other (this and Michaels International) , this one cost a bit more, but you get what you pay for. The dancers here hare much…

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Do you hit your brakes to attempt to dodge any wild animal crossing the road lat

I hit my brakes last night just narrowly avoiding a raccoon. I was on the lookout for deer because I spotted 2 standing beside the road just minutes earlier. I didn't notice any thump under my wheels…

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Would you consider getting a dance from a very hot dancer with very small tits?

I did last week. She paid a lot of attention to me the other night. If she got implants, I think she would be a solid 9 but she still looks quite good without implants. I had…

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Papi_Chulo for President!

Papi_Chulo for President! Damn that boy did a fine job of putting reviews together for lots of Atlanta clubs. Just look at his reviews and the nice four sections he has the reviews divided into so you can…

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Ewww, you came on me

At a club known for dancers to try to get the guy off from grinding in the dance room (LDK), a new dancer got pissed at me and went to the bouncer....who said nothing when I walked by him and…

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Ever turned down a dance from a good looking dancer because you know her tits ar

I did the other night. Plus I know she probably wanted a little bit more money than most dancers. Rock hard tits are not my favorite even though they may look just fine.

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Step Aside RickyBoy and jester2l4! Here is the Best System Yet!

Ok, let me start first by saying I really admire jester2l4 because he has passive aggressive personality disorder just like me, as have generations of those in my family. It's very common among us poor white trash types here in…

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Just Because I Brag About Greasing Bouncers Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

Does it?

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The niggerization of TUSCL continues.

I look at TUSCL today and what do I see? Noting but juicebox69 talking to himself. Oh CrazyJoe chimes in with his usual "shit" or "fuck". He has a pretty limited vocabulary but then so does juice so it doesn't…

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A poll

Should I take hotstuff69babi too the miley cyrus concert when she performs at the palace? #OnlyTheBest4TheBest #ILoveSpoilingHotStuff

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Follies

I think I am going to make a trek out there sometime this week...of course not at night! I hope too maybe meet some of y'all in person everybody seems like great people in here #ILoveFollies

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A Real Rainstorm

Making it rain is not common in the upscale, mostly white clubs I visit in the Detroit area. But yesterday I saw a real rainstorm. When I arrived in the club, a single dancer was on stage. She was…

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Suggestions for Tampa, FL

I lived in Tampa for a short time several years ago and frequented the clubs then. But its been 3 years now and that's an eternity for a club! I'm visting Tampa for a week and looking for…

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Are You a Juice Alias?

Identify yourselves!

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Get sick or sore throats

Anybody ever get sick or sore throats from hooking up with females? #GettingSickIsTheWorst

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Hello bored

Long Time lurker 1st time contributer. Just wanted too say hello and once I figure out how too use this bored I will upload some pictures and reviews. God bless everyone

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OT: True Detective

Well, I just finished watching the entire first season of "True Detective". I only decided to watch it after hearing various people say "it's probably the best thing ever in the history of television". Hmmm....it was okay. Even good.…

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Queef

Have you ever had a dancer queef during a lap dance? I was recently getting a lap dance and after she let me finger her for a few minutes, when she turned around she let out a few nice…

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PREFER THE MOST: CUMMING ON ASS OR FACE?

I'm guessing that most guys prefer to cum on a girl's face, but I actually prefer shooting loads on the ass. it's more satisfying and ball draining to me and just flat out real intense.

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

This club is close to the...

This club is close to the mega intersection of I-10 and I-410. So it can take a few loops and u turns and stop lights before you land in their parking lot. Even if the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Ok originally went to Mints found...

Ok originally went to Mints found it was closed so I came here for that good experience. I should have known better then to waste my time with any other place. So it was still…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Paid...

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Paid the $10 using the coupon off the website. Sat down and watched the girls in action. Noticed that Adora the Spanish girl with nice tits and a…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

I had a great time with...

I had a great time with a blonde dancer here highly reccomend. I miss the veteran dancers from about two years ago always this one chick who danced to my favemusic like rob zombie and pantera…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Amazing, as soon as i walk...

Amazing, as soon as i walk in this gorgeous blond tells me she needs to be abused. I said i'm up for it and she lead me me to a private area for dances.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not sure what to make of...

Not sure what to make of the "new" Cheetahs. Last time I was here, I spent most of my time at the bar, watching some football game. The dancers just hung with their favortie locals.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to the HiLiter this...

I went to the HiLiter this evening to catch Suzie Malone (the feature dancer this month) The idea of a magician/stripper was intriguing enough to bring me back to what prior to tonight was…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I travel to PHL and the...

I travel to PHL and the surrounding areas often and this spot did not disappoint. I arrived around 8 pm tonight (Saturday) and waited at the front desk area expecting an attendant.... I waited some…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I have been here twice on...

I have been here twice on vacation. The first time was part of a party. Me and few of the guys pick this club, because the door fee was perfect at 5 or 8…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

I almost forgot to review pleasure...

I almost forgot to review pleasure dome. I was here a few years ago. Don't know why but a friend of mine thought it was a good idea to rent a house in the Poconos…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This place is terrible. If you...

This place is terrible. If you are going to watch penises then you should show up here. The atmosphere is terrible, and unless you're right up on the women you won't see them. But that's…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Kind of a small place, actually...

Kind of a small place, actually passed it and had to turn around. The quality of the club is definitely lower than most clubs. Everything seems cramped and the bathrooms were dirty.…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

I visited this club only once...

I visited this club only once and that's going to be it for me. This club clearly gets kudos for top-notch appearance and top quality of dancers. Those are the only nice things I can…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

During the afternoon you can always...

During the afternoon you can always get more attention from the girls. It's a compact club but nice enough to kill some time and drink some beers. There are two stages. However, most of the…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited on a Tuesday night. ...

Visited on a Tuesday night. Arrived around 10:00 pm and left around midnight. $13 cover. I only drank bottles sparkling water that night. They were $6 each. Nice club. Feels like a steakhouse…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Walked in… No Coat Check at...

Walked in… No Coat Check at all…  Found out that it's not a juice bar but fountain pop only in a paper cup. It was bottomless but I had to almost yell to get the girls…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

For those who've been here before,...

For those who've been here before, you can skip to the second paragraph to hear about this specific trip. Physically this club is the nicest and by far the largest in the area. It has…

Club Shoop

Dandenong, Victoria

Happened to be out at Dandenong...

Happened to be out at Dandenong on business about a year ago and thought I would check this place out. Only strip club in the town. Fairly uninviting entrance and skanky appearance inside. Beer stains…

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so many turds

So little time

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Non-dance activity during a lap dance

I was sitting against the wall in one of my favorite clubs the other day waiting for a favorite dancer to come see me. I was passing the time between watching a girl twirl around the pole on the main…

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Alutard is a Complete Faggot!

Title says it all!

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Final Question? Inquiring minds wanna know.

I am obviously bored today awaiting the basketball games to start. Question: Who gave you the best blow job ever? The ATF best roll your eyes into the back of your head in ecstasy kind of thing. a). Your wife? b). Your girlfriend? c). Your…

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Does anyone get past a ladies' rack?

Does anyone besides me get a rush from a hot set of female abs? Not necessarily from some female bodybuilder on steroids, but visions from a finely toned work of art. Miesha Tate has probably the best abs that I have…

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Where Did It All Start?

Where did it all start? Well, besides sucking on your mama's boob at feeding time? I remember being in grade school and finding a magazine that had nude photos of Ursula Andress while a couple of us playing (building forts)…

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Porn Stars in Clubs

I have been going to clubs off and on for a long time and I have only seen two porn star shows in all that time. The first was in a Chicago club with two Penthouse Pets and they did…

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She no longer drinks with me at the club

The other night, a girl who I used to spend time with let me know, almost as soon as she sat down, that she is not drinking anymore. She then launched into a monologue about how much better she feels…

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OT: Wrestlemania XXX

Will the Undertaker's streak continue? Will Daniel Bryan get his title shot? Will John Cena triumph over the Wyatt family? and who will be Divas champ? I'll be watching with my son on the new WWE Network - at $9.99 a month, which…

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Off topic. Tax court sides with IRS, only one rollover per taxpayer allowed in

I just read this today. It sucks for anyone caught unaware even though it sounds like the IRS won't enforce it for a year except for the people who lost their case in court. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ira-rollover-ruling-stuns-advisers-and-savers-2014-04-04 Why can't our politicians pass a law allowing…

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Just reading reviews for Derriere's at Myrtle Beach, did the club piss off a law

Just wondering if anyone who lives there knows what is going on. The last review said two sheriff deputies will greet you at the door. I'm wondering what the heck is going on. My visit last fall I didn't see any…

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Paying for sex vs. "paying" for "free" sex

What are the relative economic benefits of: a) a straight forward "pay for play" arrangement with a sexually uninhibited woman (escort, AMP or stripper)-- to be fair, you need to also think about the risks associated with the arrangement (legal…

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Stripper with a heart of gold. Huh?

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/automobiles/autoreviews/stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold.html

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Porn Star Layla Monroe

If y'all didn't know, I have a sweet tooth for chocolate. I frequent the LA black clubs once a month or so. This new porn star Layla Monroe is reDONKilously thick chocolate girl. In her pornos, she always says she's…

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Some More Reviews From The Ladies

It's always good to see reviews from our sisters, both dancers and patrons. Avatar nyasweet26 Prop nyasweet26 Ignore nyasweet26 Send Private Message to nyasweet26 Joined: Aug 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 6 Total Reviews: 6 Fritz That's It 710 Katella Ave Anaheim, California 92805 Reviewed on: April…

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guess what?guess what? guess what?

The fiveth dentist finally caved. Now they all recommend Trident

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Speaking of hoodies.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/03/bar-refaelis-racy-muppet-ad-banned-in-israel-during-primetime/?intcmp=obnetwork

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Atlanta stripper found dead alongside road.

26 year-old Angela Rabottle a.k.a Climax was found dead on the side of the road in Atlanta. Rabottle has been missing since March 26, 2014 and her family and friend has been on search to find the known Atlanta stripper.…

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Ban Dugly!

Who here besides me hates things they can't control? Like Dugly and his hundreds of multiple aliases? I've tried to drive him off by spazzing out and say illogical and hyperbolic shit that even I don't believe. But it doesn't work.…

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Tropical Lei

Hey IE club goers, I just moved to the Inland Empire area and I've been to Tropical a couple times. I love black strippers so I have had dances with Isis and Megan. I stopped by last week and there…

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$$$$$$$ & /in Politics !

The Right leaning Supreme Court strikes again. MORE power to the Billionaires.

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Real Men Drink and Drive

Ok, so you see it's like this. There are certain people who studied the matter and came to the conclusion that .08 should be the legal limit for BAC after which one should not drive. Well, let me tell you…

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For you tatoo lovers

See my profile photo "Birds in the bush".

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Hey Alucard

Why is your hate list the first thing you put back on your profile? It's half the board! I'm sorry for ragging on you, but see how you are?

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Please could you tell me if my revenge for an errotic massage is too harsh?

Hello, some of you might remember me, i posted on here few weeks ago about whether it is common to visit Asian massage parlors. Well ever since i discovered by Bf's infidelity i have made up my mind that i…

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Rickboydugan

Which one is the real mccoy and which one is the evil twin?

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Which Do You Prefer?

Strippers or bouncers? I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when I greased this one bouncer…

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OT;Play Ball!

Once again, Baseball season is back. I know for some of y'all, it might be a little early in the season to even care about Baseball. Not me. I got my tickets for the Dodgers home opener…

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Palm Beach 2AMer

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office confirmed Thursday morning that a man accused in an overnight shooting is now behind bars. The shooting happened just after midnight at a strip club called Sugar Daddy's, just off South…

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I Don't Pay Hookers For Sex...

...I will, however, pay strippers for sex.

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Flowers

As many of us know, flowers are almost always appreciated by the ladies. I can vouch that flowers have either gotten me out of the doghouse or into the panties. Now, this is limited to civie gals.…

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Radiation from cell phones linked to erectile dysfunction

I don't ever carry mine. http://www.naturalnews.com/044545_cell_phones_radiation_erectile_dysfunction.html

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First trip to Follies

I haven't been on this website in a minute, but felt compelled to share my experience at follies. First of all, I'm 20 and technically shouldn't be allowed in any strip club in Georgia unless I'm employed there.…

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Ft hood. Again.

Damn that work place violence! No war or terrorists here!

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Evidence Checklist?

For the Tusclers who have reasons to dispose of evidence from the SC: what items do you purge from your wallet/clothes/phone/body after a trip? Here's my typical checklist- Excess Singles ATM Receipts Hair Strands Perfume Last GPS Destination What's yours?

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Phoenix for a night

Hi all, I will be in Phoenix for a Thursday night and I will be staying close to the airport. I will also not have a car and will be cabbing it. That being said which club do you suggest I…

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ot:what the hell

Im minding my own business using the restroom when some fat dumbfuck comes in stomping and talking loud. Next thing I know he does a karate kick and kicks open the door to the stall I am in! Wtf? I…

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OT: Just for fun

I saw a picture of a baby hippopotamus. It looks like a cross between an armadillo and a dog Lol.

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Dancer: "I'm new. Got any pointers?"

So what would you tell her?

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Top Club Lists

I'm not sure if this has been discused before, but the top ten clubs lists on this site are seriously screwed up. Just a couple of examples: “Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party” is listed as the third best strip club…

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Where Do Strippers Find Their Boyfriends?

Of course here.... https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/23784583@N08/5212451184/sizes/m/

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Kaley Cuoco Calls Breast Implants The 'Best Thing I've Ever Done'

Kaley, a star of "The Big Bang Theory," "affirmed that she had implants done at age 18, calling them the 'best decision she ever made.'" In your face, breast implant haters! http://www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2014/04/01/kaley_cuoco_calls_breast_implants_the_

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April Fools winner!

My vote for the best April 1 post goes to: Follies Raid by Timbuck12 Anyone got anything better? I didn't think so.

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Does this sound like a shill review?

Reviews of Blue Zebra Cabaret, North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret 6872 Farmdale Ave North Hollywood, California 91605 Avatar Kendrajordan Prop Kendrajordan Ignore Kendrajordan Send Private Message to Kendrajordan Joined: Jul 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed…

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Headed to Minneapolis!

This Detroit boy is headed to Minneapolis MN this weekend! Any suggestions on the clubs to visit or not visit! We all know what happens in the Detroit clubs what do you get in Minny! Any tips are greatly appreciated!!

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$1,000 Poof !

What would you have to get back in return from a provider for you to be 100% happy with letting a grand go ?

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Help! I Feel Intimidated By Strippers!

I know that I like to talk like I'm a(n internet) tough guy around here and how people should "be a real mean" and "be in control", but, lately, I've done something I've rarely ever done before. Compared my talk…

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ok i have a deal fer yea

I want burn no body for paying strippers to sexually satisfactory you

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Spring Break

I have been seeing new media reports about spring breakers and their "SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR". While I never went to Florida for break and went home to work to have money to spend. The only thing I see different is that…

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Cafe Atlantis - Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

Still trying to find out if a Jovanna still works at this club? I remember her from the Cannonball in Brampton, Ontario.

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How did April fools get started?

It got started when the calander as we know it got put into affect. Before that under the previous calander system April 1 was the start of the new year. Some people forgot and started traditional new years celebrating and…

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class clown

Who besides Juice and his aliases is the class clown? I vote for mikeya02

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true or false

Crazyjoe does not smoke weed...what is your opinion

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Looketh over there...... there's Juice!

HaHa!.....madeth thou look

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"Can Hollywood make it rain with competing stripper movies?"

Can Hollywood make it rain with competing stripper movies? http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/01/can-hollywood-make-it-rain-with-competing-stripper-movies/?tid=hp_mm With photo and video goodness.... (It's April 1st, right?)

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Follies Raid

I was at Follies yesterday when a big raid took place. About 6-7 cops come in, go right to VIP. We (customers) all got held up in the club for about 4 hours while they were sorting everything…

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Dress Code

I know there have been many posts about what to we wear when going clubbing. The majority of the time I will wear some type of athletic pants. As I tried to walk in the club last night,I…

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New Downtown Milwaukee strip club requests permit for live sex, hard drugs, dev

Published April 1, 2014 at 12:07 a.m. Downtown residents and civic leaders thought they had a moral crisis on their hands when Silk Exotic applied for a license for a strip club on Water Street. But, depending on who you…

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here is the truth

I am a virgin. I have never been to a strip club but I ldked from watching porn once.

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Blow Jobs Are Overrated

Blow jobs are overrated. I have found that having an interesting conversation with a dancer is far more satisfying than sloppy, wet oral sex. Talking to a dancer forms an emotional connection, and I am willing to…

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Confession

I have finally decide after the last few years to come clean. I have been "Juice" and all the other incarnations over these years. Just had to get it off my chest.

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OT:Predator

"There's something out there...and it ain't no man." (Pause for dramatic effect) "We're all gonna die."

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changing my avatar

Does anybody know how to change your avatar on here? I have 6 photo's on my profile and I can't seem to change it. I clicked on "make primary photo" and still not having any luck. Anybody else ever have…

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Crime

I love it ?

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Paying stripper to have fun

What's the most you have pay or the least you pay for a stripper to come home with you? Out of curiosity.