Strip Club Ennui A dispatch from a loveless and joyless world

What a big pussy

What a melodramatic pussy. His experience wasn't helped by the facts that (1) He went into a Las Vegas strip club; and (2) he was dead broke.

Wow.

That article would have made for an interesting review of Glitter Gulch on TUSCL. I went to that place once. After a half hour I left and drove to a better club. This guy, his brother, and one can imagine a group of pseudo-intellectuals equally clueless decide it's their male duty to let the emo blogger who took a semester of psychology reveal his trauma for the world to read.

Any guy who let's some stripper take his wallet and look through it just needs to leave Vegas quietly and go home to his books and shiny inflatable girlfriend.

Dude should have done more homework before running his mouth off.

His next article is how he went to the casino, didn't gamble, drink, eat, or see a show (because he had no money) and had a lousy time there too.

And the one after that will be about going to a Ruth Chris steakhouse, and not ordering anything because it was too crowded and the steaks were to expensive.

Oh dear! I am so ashamed that I have unknowingly let those Delilahs and Rahabs bamboozle me. To think that I made all of those strip club visits, got all of those dances and enjoyed it not at all. I will never look upon one of those harlots naked again - until the next time, LOL.

The guy is looking for true love in a strip club????? That is like looking for a porterhouse steak in a McDonalds and then being disappointed they they didn't have it (to borrow his own analogy). It is all about attitude - if you go in with a bad attitude you get what you deserve.

His next article should be why no one should enjoy eating any food because what he ate was terrible.

or

Why going to school is a big waste of time because he didn't learn jack.

I saved 15 minutes on my car insurance

I'm not convinced this guy isn't a virgin.

With a face like his, he will be developing an appreciation for strippers in short order