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Whore Cat

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I got home from the strip club, and my cat bit me on the hand when I went to pet her. Not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to hurt. OK, whore cat, feed yourself!

14 comments

  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Pussy never appreciate all you do
  • steve229
    11 years ago

    "They give me cat scratch fever
    Cat scratch fever"



  • gawker
    11 years ago
    Might have smelled pussy on your fingers.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Jack,my cat would give her a wide berth. I think he was trying to tell me something.
  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    Just about any cat that dares enter my yard gets a cheery greeting from my shotgun.

    A cat that bit me would have a quick entrance into cat paradise.
  • bang69
    11 years ago
    The only 2 cat's I enjoy are.
    1. ShadowCat

    2.
  • bang69
    11 years ago
    The only 2 cat's I enjoy are.
    1. ShadowCat

    2.
  • bang69
    11 years ago
    crap lets try this again.

    1. ShadowCat

    2. my brothers cat.

    @farmer Art I agree with you
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    Where had your hand been eh?
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Farmer Chick,I worked 7 years in Kennebunkport Maine,and the fucks north of the border were the biggest pussies I've ever met.I'm sorry,I'm so sorry,I'm soooooo sorry.You kill needlessly?Big oil reserve here in South Carolina.Come on down,let me show you how it works,you fucking punk.
  • rockstar666
    11 years ago
    Must be your first cat. They display a wide range of emotions and behaviors; you just have to tune in to them.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    That's why I have fish.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    jack - you think that you have problems?

    http://www.wcvb.com/news/House-cat-traps…
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    Cats and I generally get along. I think it's because we recognize the similarities in our personalities. :)
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