I got home from the strip club, and my cat bit me on the hand when I went to pet her. Not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to hurt. OK, whore cat, feed yourself!
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Whore Cat
Mar 27, 2014, 4:27 PM
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"They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever"
Might have smelled pussy on your fingers.
Jack,my cat would give her a wide berth. I think he was trying to tell me something.
Just about any cat that dares enter my yard gets a cheery greeting from my shotgun.
A cat that bit me would have a quick entrance into cat paradise.
The only 2 cat's I enjoy are.
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ShadowCat
The only 2 cat's I enjoy are.
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ShadowCat
crap lets try this again.
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ShadowCat
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my brothers cat.
@farmer Art I agree with you
Where had your hand been eh?
Farmer Chick,I worked 7 years in Kennebunkport Maine,and the fucks north of the border were the biggest pussies I've ever met.I'm sorry,I'm so sorry,I'm soooooo sorry.You kill needlessly?Big oil reserve here in South Carolina.Come on down,let me show you how it works,you fucking punk.
Must be your first cat. They display a wide range of emotions and behaviors; you just have to tune in to them.
That's why I have fish.
Cats and I generally get along. I think it's because we recognize the similarities in our personalities. :)
Pussy never appreciate all you do