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"just calm me John I told her."

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 3:05 PM
A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."

9 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    I thank the Good Lord each and every day that I am who I am.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Dude!Don't drink and [view link]'re my mother fucking Harry Reid.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Bluto, Zip.
  • Corvus
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    10 years ago
    Were you trying to calm her down or was she trying to calm you down? Or maybe she ended up going down on you?
  • Gucci_Mane
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    10 years ago
    This blows
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "Keep Calm and Carry On"
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    "I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"
  • juiicebox69
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    10 years ago
    Shee duznt hav 2 kall me jonson !
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