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"just calm me John I told her."

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Player11
Texas
A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."

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tumblingdice
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11 years ago
I thank the Good Lord each and every day that I am who I am.
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tumblingdice
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11 years ago
Dude!Don't drink and post.You're my mother fucking Harry Reid.
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zipman68
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11 years ago
Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?
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tumblingdice
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11 years ago
Bluto, Zip.
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Corvus
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11 years ago
Were you trying to calm her down or was she trying to calm you down?

Or maybe she ended up going down on you?
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Gucci_Mane
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11 years ago
This blows
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steve229
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11 years ago

"Keep Calm and Carry On"
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zipman68
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11 years ago
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"
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juiicebox69
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11 years ago
Shee duznt hav 2 kall me jonson !
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