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"just calm me John I told her."

Player11
Player11826147

Texas

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."

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tumblingdice

I thank the Good Lord each and every day that I am who I am.

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tumblingdice

Dude!Don't drink and post.You're my mother fucking Harry Reid.

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zipman68

Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?

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tumblingdice

Bluto, Zip.

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Corvus

Were you trying to calm her down or was she trying to calm you down?

Or maybe she ended up going down on you?

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Gucci_Mane

This blows

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steve229

"Keep Calm and Carry On"

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zipman68

"I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"

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juiicebox69

Shee duznt hav 2 kall me jonson !

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