A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."
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"just calm me John I told her."
Mar 26, 2014, 3:05 PM
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I thank the Good Lord each and every day that I am who I am.
Dude!Don't drink and post.You're my mother fucking Harry Reid.
Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?
Bluto, Zip.
Were you trying to calm her down or was she trying to calm you down?
Or maybe she ended up going down on you?
This blows
"Keep Calm and Carry On"
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"
Shee duznt hav 2 kall me jonson !
