"just calm me John I told her."

Player11Texas
A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."
A dancer was pressing for my real name. "no that's your stage name - what's your real name?". She said. I told her "just call me John."
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last commentI thank the Good Lord each and every day that I am who I am.
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Dude!Don't drink and post.You're my mother fucking Harry Reid.
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Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?
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Bluto, Zip.
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Were you trying to calm her down or was she trying to calm you down?
Or maybe she ended up going down on you?
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This blows
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"Keep Calm and Carry On"
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"I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"
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Shee duznt hav 2 kall me jonson !
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