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OT: Kelso got Jackie pregnant?

steve229
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Sounds like a bad "That 70's Show" episode....sheesh!

Why Mila, why?

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Dolfan

Kinda wish he woulda done it sooner, she's young enough to still be hot but old enough where a pregnancy might do some real damage to that body...

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SlickSpic

Why the fuck did he waste his time with Demi Moore when he could have married Mila instead?

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deogol

Why? Look at her options.

The dude is rich.

The dude has proven he is repeatable in his biz.

The dude ain't on drugs (for all we know).

The dude obviously sowed his wild oats (the Demi thing.)

The dude doesn't do stupid shit (like Paris, Lindsey, Kardashians, the list goes on).

Went to school for biomedical engineering. Yes, you read that right.

He is famous and knows how to keep people entertained.

Enough reasons?

Now, who around here knows how to pay a chick for a fling?

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Lone_Wolf

Mila is one fine baby doll. Kutcher is really an excellent actor much better than he gets credit for.

I think they would make beautiful and talented children.

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crazyjoe

Good for Ashton

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motorhead

Now don't have a heart attack Steve....

But I don't find Mila all that hot

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SlickSpic

Moto's more into Kitty Foreman. I'd smash.

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steve229

@deogol et al - that was a rhetorical question, thanks for making me feel worse, lol

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deogol

:}

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steve229

"But I don't find Mila all that hot"

@motorhead - you are dead to me now, lol

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Tiredtraveler

Steve you are just jealous because you wanted to be the one to plant your flag in that. Now Ashton gets to get it over the hump.

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jerikson40

You mean this Mila Kunis?:

Yeah, with enough makeup she's kinda hot, but waking up next to that ain't so hot...

I find it funny how guys go freaking nuts over these chicks solely cuz they are hyped up so much in the media, when in fact most are really pretty plain or downright hogs.

A lot of "average" women who aren't movie stars are a LOT hotter in their natural state...

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steve229

That's just the way she looks after I've had my way with her

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jerikson40

"That's just the way she looks after I've had my way with her"

Actually that's how she looks every hour of the day that she doesn't have her hand-picked, $500 per hour team of makeup artists, each with 25 years of experience, spending all morning making her look like "Mila Kunis".

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