I kept thinking about the stripper cards discussion, how people wanted to post pics of their ATF but couldn't, how our 1-10 scales are unique, and how dancinggal said she looks like a cross between Katy Perry + Selena Gomez (-yum-), so I came up with this:
If a movie was being made about your life in the clubs, what actress would play your ATF? Or what actresses would be the finalists for the role?
I've posted pics in my Pictures section for reference, and it would be some combo of:
- Blade Runner-era Darryl Hannah (the face, not the hair)
- Nicole Kidman, specifically in this poster for the movie Stoker. Just in this pic, ignore what she looks like these days.
- Robin Wright in House of Cards, but younger
I just realized these are three kinda-scary ice queens. Yep, that sounds like my ATF.
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Tia Carrera when she was 25...
A young Jodi Foster.
Loni Anderson from "WKRP in Cincinnati" at around age 30.
I hadn't realized that Loni is older than me. In her current photos she still looks good. Maybe she would like to date a younger man. : )
Maria Bello and Sherry Stringfield from ER
any of the women from LOST
Elizabeth Mitchell Maggie Grace Sonya Walger Rebecca Mulder Evangeline Lilly
Sung Hi Lee. Younger, of course,
Shannon Elizabeth, but with bigger tits and an Italian/Latin look/vibe.
Jennifer Connelly
Thanks Clubber, I'm changing mine to Sung Hi Lee too. She actually looks a lot like her!
@Clubber & 666-I had the pleasure of meeting Sung Hi Lee at one of the Hot Import Nights, many years ago in the mid-nineties. Hotter in person, if that's possible.
SS,
My brain would explode if I tried to imagine that! I LOVE the picture of her and milk in my pictures.
I like all of these, but Deogol's casting of Jennifer Connelly really caught my attention. I don't know what would happen if I walked into one of my regular clubs and a lookalike was working there... I guess eventually go bankrupt.
And I think she's just as hot today as she was in the mid 90s and early 00s. Maybe hotter. What can I say, I find older strippers - closer to 35 than 25 - really sexy.
Either Jayden Cole or Tasha Reign would do just fine for me.
I don't know about actresses, but I do know some semi-famous people that some of my favorite dancers look like.
My ATF looks exactly like Carmen Electra in her 20's. The only difference is my ATF is thicker, has a bigger butt and has bigger boobs.
One of my former CF's looks like exactly like fitness model Carmen Ortega. They pretty much have the same build also. Man I miss that girl. freeones.com
Rihanna at her best, with better facial features though.
@ Ranukam-Does your former CF also give tours of Reggie bush's house?
See what I mean?
Haha Slick no she doesn't. The funny thing though is my former CF is now dating a NFL player.
Ebony Ayes
@PC-With a little Rick James and Smokey Robinson playing in the background.
^ it wouldn’t make a difference what type of music was playing; if any – but I know where you coming from
Liv Tyler Gwyneth Paltrow
Not sure about an actress, but one of my current favorites looks very much like a young Tyra Banks when she was modeling for VS and Sports Illustrated. Except my fav is hotter than Tyra.
Cote De' Pablo's face, Alessandra Ambrosio's body, and Fran Drescher's voice.
rl,
That voice could ruin it for me! I'd have to keep her mouthful so she couldn't talk. :)
Asa Akira. Asa would be a step down from my ATF but she would be close enough.
If her dances weren't so good and she wasn't so hot looking, the voice would have kept me away. Thankfully she didn't speak too much during the dance, at the table was another thing.
Jena Malone
Not sure what the question is here. What actress would have been our ATF if we had gotten dances from her? What actress looks like our ATF?
@ilnbaicnl - the latter.
Katy Perry but with bolt ones, more of a slender shape, super long straight black hair and her eyes are not quite as large as Katy Perry's.
Nathalie Kelley could play one of my old favs. She's not a big name, but she was in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift (that's the one with out any of the stars except for the Vin Diesel cameo at the end).
Mila Kunis really could play my CF, and vice versa.
Kendra Wilkinson
Dat actress frum da moovy presis jus liek my atf ! Kant spel her name so I googl it Gabourey Sidibe !
jeez-that reggie bush sure knows how to pick 'em. that girl is fine as fuck!!!
an old atf of mine sorta looked like daisy Fuentes in her prime, but shorter and a bigger ass. another a cross between Victoria paris and hayden planetierre. another was a rene zelwegger lookalike. one I had regrets turning down three times was a trish stratus lookalike pawg. reason for this was she would always come in real late and I was just jazzed out. also her bf was there-looked sorta like brett favre.
Slick stole mine. Shannon Elizabeth fo sho.
Meg Tilly at 25
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