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What actresses would play your ATF?

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ReadyPayerOne

I kept thinking about the stripper cards discussion, how people wanted to post pics of their ATF but couldn't, how our 1-10 scales are unique, and how dancinggal said she looks like a cross between Katy Perry + Selena Gomez (-yum-), so I came up with this:

If a movie was being made about your life in the clubs, what actress would play your ATF? Or what actresses would be the finalists for the role?

I've posted pics in my Pictures section for reference, and it would be some combo of:

  1. Blade Runner-era Darryl Hannah (the face, not the hair)

  2. Nicole Kidman, specifically in this poster for the movie Stoker. Just in this pic, ignore what she looks like these days.

  3. Robin Wright in House of Cards, but younger

I just realized these are three kinda-scary ice queens. Yep, that sounds like my ATF.

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jackslash

Loni Anderson from "WKRP in Cincinnati" at around age 30.

I hadn't realized that Loni is older than me. In her current photos she still looks good. Maybe she would like to date a younger man. : )

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motorhead

Maria Bello and Sherry Stringfield from ER

any of the women from LOST

Elizabeth Mitchell

Maggie Grace

Sonya Walger

Rebecca Mulder

Evangeline Lilly

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Clubber

Sung Hi Lee. Younger, of course,

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SlickSpic

Shannon Elizabeth, but with bigger tits and an Italian/Latin look/vibe.

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deogol

Jennifer Connelly

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rockstar666

Thanks Clubber, I'm changing mine to Sung Hi Lee too. She actually looks a lot like her!

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SlickSpic

@Clubber & 666-I had the pleasure of meeting Sung Hi Lee at one of the Hot Import Nights, many years ago in the mid-nineties. Hotter in person, if that's possible.

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Clubber

SS,

My brain would explode if I tried to imagine that! I LOVE the picture of her and milk in my pictures.

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ReadyPayerOne

I like all of these, but Deogol's casting of Jennifer Connelly really caught my attention. I don't know what would happen if I walked into one of my regular clubs and a lookalike was working there... I guess eventually go bankrupt.

And I think she's just as hot today as she was in the mid 90s and early 00s. Maybe hotter. What can I say, I find older strippers - closer to 35 than 25 - really sexy.

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ATACdawg

Either Jayden Cole or Tasha Reign would do just fine for me.

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Clackport

I don't know about actresses, but I do know some semi-famous people that some of my favorite dancers look like.

My ATF looks exactly like Carmen Electra in her 20's. The only difference is my ATF is thicker, has a bigger butt and has bigger boobs.

One of my former CF's looks like exactly like fitness model Carmen Ortega. They pretty much have the same build also. Man I miss that girl.

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skibum609

Rihanna at her best, with better facial features though.

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SlickSpic

@ Ranukam-Does your former CF also give tours of Reggie bush's house?

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Clackport

Haha Slick no she doesn't. The funny thing though is my former CF is now dating a NFL player.

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SlickSpic

@PC-With a little Rick James and Smokey Robinson playing in the background.

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Papi_Chulo

^ it wouldn’t make a difference what type of music was playing; if any – but I know where you coming from

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alabegonz

Liv Tyler

Gwyneth Paltrow

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Corvus

Not sure about an actress, but one of my current favorites looks very much like a young Tyra Banks when she was modeling for VS and Sports Illustrated. Except my fav is hotter than Tyra.

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rl27

Cote De' Pablo's face, Alessandra Ambrosio's body, and Fran Drescher's voice.

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Clubber

rl,

That voice could ruin it for me! I'd have to keep her mouthful so she couldn't talk. :)

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silkypants

Asa Akira. Asa would be a step down from my ATF but she would be close enough.

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rl27

If her dances weren't so good and she wasn't so hot looking, the voice would have kept me away. Thankfully she didn't speak too much during the dance, at the table was another thing.

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ilbbaicnl

Not sure what the question is here. What actress would have been our ATF if we had gotten dances from her? What actress looks like our ATF?

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sshrfrsky

Katy Perry but with bolt ones, more of a slender shape, super long straight black hair and her eyes are not quite as large as Katy Perry's.

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steve229

Nathalie Kelley could play one of my old favs. She's not a big name, but she was in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift (that's the one with out any of the stars except for the Vin Diesel cameo at the end).

Mila Kunis really could play my CF, and vice versa.

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juiicebox69

Dat actress frum da moovy presis jus liek my atf ! Kant spel her name so I googl it Gabourey Sidibe !

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rattdog

jeez-that reggie bush sure knows how to pick 'em. that girl is fine as fuck!!!

an old atf of mine sorta looked like daisy Fuentes in her prime, but shorter and a bigger ass. another a cross between Victoria paris and hayden planetierre. another was a rene zelwegger lookalike. one I had regrets turning down three times was a trish stratus lookalike pawg. reason for this was she would always come in real late and I was just jazzed out. also her bf was there-looked sorta like brett favre.

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Leonard313

Slick stole mine. Shannon Elizabeth fo sho.

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