...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club.
What do you tell him?
Does it matter that he's an alien?
Does it matter that he's fictional?
...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club.
What do you tell him?
Does it matter that he's an alien?
Does it matter that he's fictional?
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last commentI would tell him it is appropriate when he visits the men's room and stands in front of the urinal to pee. Other than that, forgetaboutit.
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When in doubt, whip it out
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Shark my brother', have YOU met the Doctor?
Of the regular posters you're probably the dude with the highest likelihood of meeting a sci-fi character.
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No I haven't met him or any of the actors. However I have met some female dancers that stuck by their stories that they were from another planet. Obviously, I didn't believe any of it.
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Which planet my man?
Just trying to find some that are into anal probes!
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Wait...I would want to give THEM the anal probe. You think they would understand that?
So I guess we know one time when it is appropriate to whip yo' dick out in "da club". When the stripper is an alien and she needs a good anal probing. With yo' dick!
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lol
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I think the Sonic Screwdriver would be useful in opening up the legs of the 'we don't give extras' girls on Stripperweb. And of course, for decommissioning Yoda's light saber.
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I'm a big Dr. Who fan, and most of them are not comfortable around women. The last two have had wives though (Tennant/Elizabeth The 1st and Smith/Dr. River Song). And no, I would not tell him to pull out his dick at the club.
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The initial reason I started watching doctor who was a long time ago, I enjoyed watching the girl in the short skirt follow this old crazy dude through all of time and space. He was a role model just like Shadowcat. Plus Doctor Who constantly pulls the wool over any tax collector who charges by the square footage. He has a whole star system inside his spaceship.
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