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Doctor Who goes to a club...

Jun 8, 2014, 12:24 PM
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zipman68
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the speed force!

...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club.

What do you tell him?

Does it matter that he's an alien?

Does it matter that he's fictional?

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sharkhunter

I would tell him it is appropriate when he visits the men's room and stands in front of the urinal to pee. Other than that, forgetaboutit.

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shanny72

When in doubt, whip it out

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zipman68

Shark my brother', have YOU met the Doctor?

Of the regular posters you're probably the dude with the highest likelihood of meeting a sci-fi character.

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sharkhunter

No I haven't met him or any of the actors. However I have met some female dancers that stuck by their stories that they were from another planet. Obviously, I didn't believe any of it.

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zipman68

Which planet my man?

Just trying to find some that are into anal probes!

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zipman68

Wait...I would want to give THEM the anal probe. You think they would understand that?

So I guess we know one time when it is appropriate to whip yo' dick out in "da club". When the stripper is an alien and she needs a good anal probing. With yo' dick!

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sharkhunter

lol

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Hugh_G_Rection

I think the Sonic Screwdriver would be useful in opening up the legs of the 'we don't give extras' girls on Stripperweb. And of course, for decommissioning Yoda's light saber.

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rockstar666

I'm a big Dr. Who fan, and most of them are not comfortable around women. The last two have had wives though (Tennant/Elizabeth The 1st and Smith/Dr. River Song). And no, I would not tell him to pull out his dick at the club.

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sharkhunter

The initial reason I started watching doctor who was a long time ago, I enjoyed watching the girl in the short skirt follow this old crazy dude through all of time and space. He was a role model just like Shadowcat. Plus Doctor Who constantly pulls the wool over any tax collector who charges by the square footage. He has a whole star system inside his spaceship.

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