Cum in Pants Remorse
kingcripple
Texas
Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two times the stripper mentioned something about it and i had to get out of the club quick. i was actually embarrassed. I have seen threads on here on how to elieviate such an embarrassment
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One time at my favorite place where I always shoot one off, the dancer got pissed as it seeped through a little. She told me "there's condoms for that!" Yeah right. One of my ATF will actually position my member in a downward position so when I fire off it shoots the floor below us. She is really good! She will also be handsy with me to spray in a particular direction. I know, TMI, but I digress with my remorse.
I love this topic, because if I'm wearing the right outfit it just makes me comfortable and in the mood to take on the dirtiest of providers. Guilt free I must add. No real sex so I can say I didn't cheat on my significant. Just a cheap an quick massage with clothes on. I could go on and on....
I can understand some dancers being uncomfortable with it; but what can I do – I’m supposed to respond to being sexually aroused.
A problem I sometimes run into is girls leaving wet spots on me and then the next dancer thinking it was me who came. I go mostly to black dives down here in Miami where tables dances are all-nude and very high-mileage – I am always commando and wearing thin sweatpants or shorts; and some of those black dancers will basically fuck you over the pants/shorts and seem to get off themselves.
So w.r.t. the original question – I’ve had dancers give me unsolicited HJs and made me cum and I often regret it b/c it “takes the wind out of my sails†– I like to hang in a club anywhere from 2 to 4 hours and get dances from many different dancers – so if I blow a load early on; it kind of takes the fun and energy out of the visit.
If you feel all embarrassed by the ol' jizz in trousers you shouldn't go to the club, 'cos the jizz in trou happens to the best of us. (And the King does is all the frickin' time 'cos he's the frickin' King!!!)
I agree with sclvr5005
That's odd...
Holding the door, I smiled and said hello. She gave me quizzical look than gave me a wide berth as she walked wide around me into the club. I looked down and saw that the light of day showed just what a nasty mess I made creaming my shorts. Kind of embarrassing.
I really don't give a shit though.
Ya know, some of us prefer to leave it with the stripper. Just a thought. ;)
I'm not trolling you with this, and I have no doubt that you prefer "leav[ing] it with the stripper" rather than emulating the KING's hijinks (no disrespect to the King...I dig the fact that ol' LDK admits what he likes even if folks give him shit for it)
But really...never been with a hot chick grinding away and just suddenly had a surprise in your trousers?
There's a scene where Scarlett Johansson's character dry humps her boyfriend, making him cum in his pants.
I'm pretty sure if ScarJo was dry humping me, she would have the same effect, lol
Next time, different club, different girl, she said, "It's natural, and it is kind of the point."
Because I know girls and, subsequently, other guys, would rather not have my mess all over them, I wear a condom if I'm headed to a place where I think it might happen. I have a mantra: Expect great service? Then be a great customer. Dress nice. Smell good. Tip well. Don't do anything to the dancer she won't enjoy -- having it happen is fine, but having it happen on her is inconsiderate if can be avoided. The more considerate you are of her, the more likely she is to be considerate of you and do things to you that you enjoy. Unless she's a ROB.