Dougster's "Don't Ask" System
Since rickdugan, jester2l4, BonedBrother, and zipman68 have all presented their own systems, I feel it's about time for me to finally present my own. This is so people have a wide variety of systems to choose from when strip clubbing.
Now my system works as follows:
- You go to the strip clubs, don't worry at all about how you dress*, forgot all the stupid/sly tricks like in RickyBoy's "system" and just act normally around strippers.
- When you do get dances you, of course, respect their boundaries but you push things at a reasonable pace to let them know what a perv you are (dressing like a perv can aid in this).
- Quite often they will know exactly what is on your mind, and, perhaps to your surprise, will often ask you before you suggest it at all on your own that you should meet them OTC for some real fun.
- Now here's the tricky (*sarcasm for the humor impaired reading this) part. Sometime they don't explicitly ask you, but make very obvious hints about them wanting you to ask them. Examples "So where are you staying?" or "What do you want to do?". Now these might be part of normal conversation, but, from the context and the way look at you you should be able to the difference unless you are completely retarded, and, likely often even if you are. At this point it is a green light to "just ask" them.
So in recent years, I've noticed that not only do you not need a sly RickyBoy "The System" or even to "just ask". You can simply act normally and wait for them to ask you, or give you a very non-subtle hint that now is the time for you to ask them.
What have you guys found? Has this become so easy for you these days that it goes even beyond shooting fish in a barrel? The fish literally jumping out of the water and directly into the frying pan, so to speak, all on their own?
More and more, I don't even bother to "just ask" anymore, it is now simply at matter of "just wait for them to ask you".
* for the super pedantic, yes, you will have to meet the "Burger King Criteria" or maybe a little more for those occasional clubs that have dress codes
** The Burger King Criteria, as originally defined by yours truly, states that the bar for strippers to have paid for sex with a customer, assuming they have sex with anyone is basic binary but not quite so. The are some rare exception which can pretty much all be summarized as "if you could get served at burger king with your hygiene, dress, behavior then you are good to go to pay a stripper for sex)
Now my system works as follows:
- You go to the strip clubs, don't worry at all about how you dress*, forgot all the stupid/sly tricks like in RickyBoy's "system" and just act normally around strippers.
- When you do get dances you, of course, respect their boundaries but you push things at a reasonable pace to let them know what a perv you are (dressing like a perv can aid in this).
- Quite often they will know exactly what is on your mind, and, perhaps to your surprise, will often ask you before you suggest it at all on your own that you should meet them OTC for some real fun.
- Now here's the tricky (*sarcasm for the humor impaired reading this) part. Sometime they don't explicitly ask you, but make very obvious hints about them wanting you to ask them. Examples "So where are you staying?" or "What do you want to do?". Now these might be part of normal conversation, but, from the context and the way look at you you should be able to the difference unless you are completely retarded, and, likely often even if you are. At this point it is a green light to "just ask" them.
So in recent years, I've noticed that not only do you not need a sly RickyBoy "The System" or even to "just ask". You can simply act normally and wait for them to ask you, or give you a very non-subtle hint that now is the time for you to ask them.
What have you guys found? Has this become so easy for you these days that it goes even beyond shooting fish in a barrel? The fish literally jumping out of the water and directly into the frying pan, so to speak, all on their own?
More and more, I don't even bother to "just ask" anymore, it is now simply at matter of "just wait for them to ask you".
* for the super pedantic, yes, you will have to meet the "Burger King Criteria" or maybe a little more for those occasional clubs that have dress codes
** The Burger King Criteria, as originally defined by yours truly, states that the bar for strippers to have paid for sex with a customer, assuming they have sex with anyone is basic binary but not quite so. The are some rare exception which can pretty much all be summarized as "if you could get served at burger king with your hygiene, dress, behavior then you are good to go to pay a stripper for sex)
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LOL, so funny.
And I'd like to see that happen to me everytime I get into the SC.
"I just find a dancer who will, which doesn't really require any skill."
LOL! I think RickyBoy ought to required to re-read that about 100 times.
Anyway, I don't want to ruin a good fable with my cynicism. Burger King System it is! ;)
Being a known regular at a given club is a different ballgame altogether and nobody is disputing that. Heck, in the clubs in which I'm a regular, I can find pretty much whatever I am looking for, at least for OTC, and I'm sure that it is the same for many guys who drop enough money in their local clubs. And who ever said that one did not need to ask a girl? How else would she learn what you want, telepathy?
But anyway, enough with this silly diversion into reality and back to the Burger King System! The next time I club in Chicago, I'm going to put this system right to work by wearing my outdoor work clothes, strolling on into the Pink Monkey and then soliciting the hottest girls for p4p sex. I can't wait to see how well this is gonna' work - this should be great! ;)
Now since guy's with your particular "personality damage" are incapable of admitting when they are wrong, I predict that will be... NEVER! So great fun to be had... FOREVER!
But troll on if you need to... ;)