I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday night. I was in the area on business and I needed to see the local culture. I went to the bar and got a Bud. I paid six fifty for the beer. As I was tipping the stage a gorgeous blond came over and my attention was diverted. She introduced herself as Jade. We chatted for a while and I bought her a drink. I was going to get a couple of lap dances, but Jade suggested that I would like the VIP room better. Who was I to disagree. We went there for 30 minutes. Jade left me very happy. I drove back to my hotel to make sure I had enough money to visit the next night!